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Topic: Penisy foods banned for women to use, says "unnamed" cleric

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Re: Penisy foods banned for women to use, says "unnamed" cleric
Reply #30 - December 07, 2011, 09:44 PM

First cucumber I ever saw that didn't turn me on.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Reply #31 - December 07, 2011, 09:46 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on December 07, 2011, 09:44 PM
Of course it's a fruit. It has seeds in it.

Pfft. Taxonomy Schmaxonomy.

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Reply #32 - December 07, 2011, 09:48 PM

Quote from: allat on December 07, 2011, 09:46 PM
Pfft. Taxonomy Schmaxonomy.

I think you are making the common mistake of equating teh fruitiness with sugar levels. By that definition, a lemon would be a vegetable.

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Reply #33 - December 10, 2011, 04:11 AM

I think he meant to say, ban women from cutting them into pieces, provoking certain other kinds of thoughts/ideas...

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Reply #34 - December 10, 2011, 04:51 AM

Quote from: Sakura02 on December 10, 2011, 04:11 AM
I think he meant to say, ban women from cutting them into pieces, provoking certain other kinds of thoughts/ideas...

I thought of that too.... I wonder how much of this Sheikh's fear (and of others like him, who are out there) has to do with trying to stop women from masturbating with, or imagining masturbating with the dildo-ish objects, and how much has to do with these insecure men's fears of women chopping, slicing, dicing, and cooking these objects that remind those men of their penises. Someone call Freud and ask him about ye old castration anxiety.

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Reply #35 - December 11, 2011, 02:58 PM

There has been a correction by the editor - http://bikyamasr.com/50613/editorial-on-bikyamasr-coms-coverage-of-the-cucumber-sheikh/

Sounds like Newspeak to me. What do you think?

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Reply #36 - December 20, 2011, 02:15 AM

That awkward moment when you see your mom peeling a cucumber and you remember this CEMB thread and start laughing out loud.
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Reply #37 - November 09, 2012, 01:17 PM

love this story

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