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 Topic: Being poor sucks!

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  • Being poor sucks!
     OP - January 02, 2012, 03:20 PM

    So, its been I don't know how many months, maybe almost 6 months that I've been poor. Its the new years and I am still poor, I only have £33 in my account. Last year this time I had about 25K two holidays, lots of cocaine, alcohol and sex getting it in before my wife came to permanently live with me.

    So for about 6 months I've not been out, I've only been out twice and got drunk once that is because my wife was on holiday for a week, and I was home alone. So, I've not done any cocaine for a long time. I constantly dream about cocaine, I dream I have a lot of cocaine. But then I wake up and I realize I can't even buy 1gram, and then I feel shit.

    So basically being broke means you can't do much, the internet and gaming gets boring after a while, you actually start thinking about maybe getting a job. My dads being an idiot, and is refusing outright to give me any money for personal indulgence. He reported his credit card lost, since I was 'borrowing' money out of his account and transferring them into my own.

    I am so desperately trying to swindle 15k out of him under the pretext of wanting to buy a car so I can find a job deep in the city. I would actually lease a car out for 12 months, and spend the rest of the money and tell him I spent it all on the car.


    Like right now the weather is shit, and I want to go out and have a good time. So normally I would at least have 1k on me for the day and go out, getting a taxi everywhere going to a bar drinking, lots of drugs, then go to a restaurant eat, and then more drink and drugs, and about 11pm come home wired on cocaine to take away the drunk effect, hope wife is asleeep and just play some games, and go to bed, wake up suicidal and feel like shit. Ahh the good old days.

    Married life is so shit!!! I could go out with a friend and free-load off him, but coming home at 11pm would be out of the question. I'd end up being kept out for days.


    I can't even get pissed, thats the worst part normally I could ride this out but the wife being around drinking is out of the question.

    I don't know what the fuck to do man, its so boring.          
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #1 - January 02, 2012, 03:27 PM

    Your solution is simple, if daddy won't pay, it's time to pimp the wife out.

    This way she gets sex, you get freed up, and the money and coke comes flowing back in.

    Win win.   cool2

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #2 - January 02, 2012, 03:32 PM

    Your solution is simple, if daddy won't pay, it's time to pimp the wife out.

    This way she gets sex, you get freed up, and the money and coke comes flowing back in.

    Win win.   cool2


    Shes getting enough sex. It's like we are at alternative days now from once every day, since we were having sex too often. But if there was cocaine in the mix, then you know I'd be fucking every 1 hour I just have to have sex ever-time I have a line! the drug or 1,000 orgasms.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #3 - January 02, 2012, 03:35 PM

    When King Tut gets more sex than you, you have all the proof you need that the world is an unfair place Cry

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #4 - January 02, 2012, 03:39 PM

    ... you actually start thinking about maybe getting a job.

    You might be onto something there.

    But instead of pimping you wife out you could instead sell your own ass out to both men and women. Double the clientèle = more cash.

    You won't be bored any more and you'll (potentially) be earning good money.

    Btw what happened to that (was it with BT?) job you had?
     
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #5 - January 02, 2012, 03:43 PM

    Even better ^.   Afro

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #6 - January 02, 2012, 03:44 PM

    When King Tut gets more sex than you, you have all the proof you need that the world is an unfair place Cry


    Well its not like you can bend the wife over on the dining table and have wild sex. Sex with a wife is pretty tamed talking dirty to her is where its at.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #7 - January 02, 2012, 03:46 PM

    You might be onto something there.

    But instead of pimping you wife out you could instead sell your own ass out to both men and women. Double the clientèle = more cash.

    You won't be bored any more and you'll (potentially) be earning good money.

    Btw what happened to that (was it with BT?) job you had?
     


    That job I fucked it up, I did it for 1 day. I had two jobs and I did them both for 1 day.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #8 - January 02, 2012, 03:48 PM

    You worked in McD's for longer than a day. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #9 - January 02, 2012, 03:55 PM

    That job I fucked it up, I did it for 1 day. I had two jobs and I did them both for 1 day.

    What happened?
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #10 - January 02, 2012, 04:11 PM

    By jove, what a hard life you've got there! You have my deepest sympathies. Kenan's idea sounds great and could be your ticket to your dreams  Afro

  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #11 - January 02, 2012, 04:16 PM

    Is your wife Muslim, BTW?
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #12 - January 02, 2012, 04:17 PM

    You worked in McD's for longer than a day. 


    Yeah that was a while back. I used to kind of enjoy that job.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #13 - January 02, 2012, 04:20 PM

    What happened?


    Well of the jobs I ended up being with a bunch of retards, so I quit. And the other one I just did not want to do it.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #14 - January 02, 2012, 04:20 PM

    Is your wife Muslim, BTW?


    Yep.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #15 - January 02, 2012, 04:31 PM

    Having to rely on money for your well-being sucks.

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #16 - January 02, 2012, 04:36 PM

    Deal drugs, you'll make loads of money and its tax free.  grin12
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #17 - January 02, 2012, 04:42 PM

    Drug addicts shouldn't deal drugs.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #18 - January 02, 2012, 04:45 PM

    Yeah that.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #19 - January 02, 2012, 05:27 PM

    The right name for the title is "Being broke sucks"

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #20 - January 02, 2012, 05:35 PM

    Your solution is simple, if daddy won't pay, it's time to pimp the wife out.

    This way she gets sex, you get freed up, and the money and coke comes flowing back in.

    Win win.   cool2

    why go to wife?? how about pimping himself., I am sure  Tut can find plenty of Gaylords who can pay him in London....   Tut Go and act in Porno movies you might get a chance in That Indian Show and further down in bollywood..

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #21 - January 02, 2012, 05:57 PM

    I have a dollar and 2 cents in the bank.  No sympathy here.

    "Work without hope draws nectar in a sieve, and hope without an object cannot live." -Coleridge

    http://sinofgreed.wordpress.com/
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #22 - January 02, 2012, 05:58 PM

    Yep.


    Well played.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #23 - January 02, 2012, 06:53 PM

    I have big problems a few weddings to attend too. Need to buy new dresses.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #24 - January 02, 2012, 06:55 PM

    I always said you'd look good in a dress.   cool2

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #25 - January 02, 2012, 06:56 PM

    You're a guy... most blokes wear the same suit and get away with it! It's the women that have a hard time competing with each other Grin

  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #26 - January 02, 2012, 06:58 PM

    I miss being invited to weddings Cry  Moroccan ones that is.




    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #27 - January 02, 2012, 07:02 PM

    I hate social gatherings of any type... especially weddings. End up comparing my outfit to everyone else's and then feeling crap lol

  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #28 - January 02, 2012, 07:05 PM

    social gatherings are only good for the food

    "Work without hope draws nectar in a sieve, and hope without an object cannot live." -Coleridge

    http://sinofgreed.wordpress.com/
  • Re: Being poor sucks!
     Reply #29 - January 02, 2012, 07:07 PM

    ^yup, yes

    Though i wish i can attend a wedding where there is enough booze or drinks for the guests

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
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