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 Topic: How to FAIL at picking up chicks

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  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #30 - January 22, 2012, 07:57 PM
    Holy shit MacGyver! Talking to a woman nowadays is like trying to clear a minefield...
    Quote from: yeezevee on May 03, 2011, 09:40 AM
    Grouchy  what is the  good reason for picking up an innocent girl  as Osama  bin Laden?    

  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #31 - January 22, 2012, 07:58 PM
    Quote from: passingaround on January 22, 2012, 07:35 PM
    Theres a difference between "vibes" and "dressing". Vibes has got to do with how one carries themselves, behaves and the mood they radiate etc

    It becomes tedious and scary, when I talk about a speck in the eye and you go full 10 feet long dick.


    Bullshit.  Dressing a certain way is itself part of a vibe.

    You can dress for success for example.

    You may not fel confident in business for example, but wearing a suit will still help to give off that VIBE that you are.

    A vibe is a feeling based on reading cues.  The way a person dresses plays a part in those cues.





    However if you ask any of my friends what vibe I give off they will tell you I seem very hostile in how I stand, how I stare, how I hold my body etc. 

    So, does hostile and anti social vibage bring back sleaze?  is that what you are trying to say?

    Because if you are, that's fucking hilarious.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #32 - January 22, 2012, 07:58 PM
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  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #33 - January 22, 2012, 08:01 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2012, 07:58 PM
    Bullshit.  Dressing a certain way is itself part of a vibe.

    You can dress for success for example.

    You may not fel confident in business for example, but wearing a suit will still help to give off that VIBE that you are.

    A vibe is a feeling based on reading cues.  The way a person dresses plays a part in those cues.





    However if you ask any of my friends what vibe I give off they will tell you I seem very hostile in how I stand, how I stare, how I hold my body etc. 

    So, does hostile and anti social vibage bring back sleaze?  is that what you are trying to say?

    Because if you are, that's fucking hilarious.


    I feel threatened right now. So, uh... you're absolutely right. I'm slowly excusing myself...
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #34 - January 22, 2012, 08:02 PM
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  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #35 - January 22, 2012, 08:03 PM
    How about you treat them like normal human beings. Anyone ever thought of that?!
    Quote from: yeezevee on May 03, 2011, 09:40 AM
    Grouchy  what is the  good reason for picking up an innocent girl  as Osama  bin Laden?    

  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #36 - January 22, 2012, 08:03 PM
    Quote from: passingaround on January 22, 2012, 07:52 PM
    1)I just want to know who the hell expects finding potential long term relationships at a club.

    2)I'm 21 and even I think its a little too late for hooking up someone at a club

    Either its cultural difference or we've got some noobs up in here.


    See, this is where I always say you can't generalise a rule.

    I know people who have met their partners at a club.  I have also met and dated from a club before, even dated some guy for a year that I mat at a rave, and another guy for 8 months.  Considering how much I had a roving eye back then, they were lucky I stuck around that long.  Grin

    But what I am saying is the club is to YOU and many others, a place where everyone you meet isn't worthy of more than a hook up becaus you already have a pre judgement, and to others, just anothr venue in which you may or may not meet someone interesting enough to know for longer.

    It's really about what pre judgement you make.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #37 - January 22, 2012, 08:04 PM
    When I am out with my friends, I ALSO want to have a good time. I approach women the same way I approach any stranger. If the bitch ain't interesting I am outta there!
    Quote from: yeezevee on May 03, 2011, 09:40 AM
    Grouchy  what is the  good reason for picking up an innocent girl  as Osama  bin Laden?    

  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #38 - January 22, 2012, 08:05 PM
    Quote from: Grouchy on January 22, 2012, 08:03 PM
    How about you treat them like normal human beings. Anyone ever thought of that?!


    Well see now that is what you would think would happen Grin
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #39 - January 22, 2012, 08:06 PM
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  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #40 - January 22, 2012, 08:07 PM
    Gee and all the while I thought a club was where young people go to get wasted and have a little excitement. Guess I was wrong. Ho, well. Ok Berbs, I think maybe Os is a better person to have a discussion with about this sort of a thing.

    Adios
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #41 - January 22, 2012, 08:09 PM
    Quote from: Zaiba on January 22, 2012, 07:17 PM
    Be yourself.

    Doesn’t work.

    Quote from: Zaiba on January 22, 2012, 07:17 PM
    Be natural.

    Doesn’t work.

    Quote from: Zaiba on January 22, 2012, 07:17 PM
    Be genuine.

    Doesn’t work.

  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #42 - January 22, 2012, 08:10 PM
    So basically, on a thread in which rules that simply revolve around being decent and not approaching hr like she is a whore, we get disapproval and annoyance.

    Really says a lot.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #43 - January 22, 2012, 08:11 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 22, 2012, 08:09 PM
    Doesn’t work.
    Doesn’t work.
    Doesn’t work.

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    be funny.

    Be the one guy in the club who never tried to grope her.

    Be the one guy who had manners.

    You'd be surprised how many guys use this ^^ as there move.

    If you think I am hostile, my best friend is brutal.  and yet softened up for the 1 guy who didn't grope her.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #44 - January 22, 2012, 08:12 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 22, 2012, 08:09 PM
    Doesn’t work.
    Doesn’t work.
    Doesn’t work.

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Cry

    There's a club, if you'd like to go
    You could meet somebody who really loves you
    So you go, and you stand on your own
    And you leave on your own
    And you go home
    And you cry
    And you want to die

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U5HpeA_WSo
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #45 - January 22, 2012, 08:13 PM
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  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #46 - January 22, 2012, 08:19 PM
    Quote from: billy on January 22, 2012, 08:12 PM
    Cry

    There's a club, if you'd like to go
    You could meet somebody who really loves you
    So you go, and you stand on your own
    And you leave on your own
    And you go home
    And you cry
    And you want to die

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U5HpeA_WSo

    001_wub
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #47 - January 22, 2012, 08:22 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2012, 08:10 PM
    So basically, on a thread in which rules that simply revolve around being decent and not approaching hr like she is a whore, we get disapproval and annoyance.

    Really says a lot.


    I never hit on girls at clubs, so I don't have any ideas. And also the things stated sound so damn ridiculous (that is the things mentioned done by the guys hitting) is hard to take seriously. I think the stuff mentioned what to do and what not to do are all pretty much common sense? No offense to anyone. No intention to kill the mojo of the thread. Please carry on ladies.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #48 - January 22, 2012, 08:27 PM
    I have to agree with passingaround here.


    This urban myth of the hideous groping one-liner dude has really gotten out of hand. I am in clubs quite often, seldom do I, or my girl friends, run into these cartoonish characters.
    Quote from: yeezevee on May 03, 2011, 09:40 AM
    Grouchy  what is the  good reason for picking up an innocent girl  as Osama  bin Laden?    

  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #49 - January 22, 2012, 08:28 PM
    Just be yourself. I be myself around girls, and don't think it will be end of the world if she is no intrested. I just have supreme confidance, they either think I am an asshole or they think I am pretty cool.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #50 - January 22, 2012, 08:31 PM
    Plus just move on, if one girls not interested in you, stop wasting time and energy on her, scan another one. Just keep doing that.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #51 - January 22, 2012, 08:31 PM
    I was out clubbing last night, it happened.

    On new years eve it happened.

    ON my birthday, it happened.

    You guys can't claim to know for sure that this shit doesn't happen, or that groping lame pathetic one liner idiots don't exist just because you want to believe that.

    The beard story at the start was true.  It was a 50 year old door bouncer who stopped me on the way out of the club.

    The lame "You look really intelligent" was off a stupid 19year old, who when I told him off, went on to tll me what a MILF I was.

    The groping?  FFS I had my ass pinched by at least 4 different guys just walking from the toilet back to the drink area.

    So don't fucking sit there and say this shit doesn't happen.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #52 - January 22, 2012, 08:32 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on January 22, 2012, 08:31 PM
    Plus just move on, if one girls not interested in you, stop wasting time and energy on her, scan another one. Just keep doing that.


    Yup.  Just move on if she doesn't seem interested.  Don't try again 3 drinks later.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #53 - January 22, 2012, 08:33 PM
    Quote from: billy on January 22, 2012, 08:12 PM
    Cry

    There's a club, if you'd like to go
    You could meet somebody who really loves you
    So you go, and you stand on your own
    And you leave on your own
    And you go home
    And you cry
    And you want to die

    Ahhh, The Smiths. That song is way too hopeful (there is a light that never goes out) Wink.

    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2012, 08:11 PM
    be funny.

    Be the one guy in the club who never tried to grope her.

    Be the one guy who had manners.

    All that works if you’re good–looking. When you look like me, actually treating women like people in a club freaks them out. I think it may be because in a club women expect guys to hit on them, so when I talk to them like people they wonder what the hell I want.

    Whatever. ‘Scoring’ is nowhere near as important as catching all the Pokemon.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #54 - January 22, 2012, 08:35 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2012, 08:31 PM
    I was out clubbing last night, it happened.

    On new years eve it happened.

    ON my birthday, it happened.

    You guys can't claim to know for sure that this shit doesn't happen, or that groping lame pathetic one liner idiots don't exist just because you want to believe that.

    The beard story at the start was true.  It was a 50 year old door bouncer who stopped me on the way out of the club.

    The lame "You look really intelligent" was off a stupid 19year old, who when I told him off, went on to tll me what a MILF I was.

    The groping?  FFS I had my ass pinched by at least 4 different guys just walking from the toilet back to the drink area.

    So don't fucking sit there and say this shit doesn't happen.




    I think you need a real man to rescue you. Good luck.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #55 - January 22, 2012, 08:36 PM
    Quote from: Grouchy on January 22, 2012, 08:27 PM
    I have to agree with passingaround here.

    This urban myth of the hideous groping one-liner dude has really gotten out of hand. I am in clubs quite often, seldom do I, or my girl friends, run into these cartoonish characters.

    We are not talking about some secluded Gentlemen's Club is some throwback village in the middle of nowhere.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #56 - January 22, 2012, 08:36 PM
    generalisations left and right
    "I measured the skies, now the shadows I measure,
    Sky-bound was the mind, earth-bound the body rests."
    [Kepler's epitaph]
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #57 - January 22, 2012, 08:36 PM
    Quote from: passingaround on January 22, 2012, 08:35 PM
    I think you need a real man to rescue you. Good luck.

    You gonna submit your CV? Wink Tongue

    Quote from: mchawking on January 22, 2012, 08:36 PM
    generalisations left and right

    And here I am stuck in the middle with you… Cheesy
  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #58 - January 22, 2012, 08:37 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on January 22, 2012, 08:36 PM
    We are not talking about some secluded Gentlemen's Club is some throwback village in the middle of nowhere.


    Neither am I. Your point?
    Quote from: yeezevee on May 03, 2011, 09:40 AM
    Grouchy  what is the  good reason for picking up an innocent girl  as Osama  bin Laden?    

  • Re: How to FAIL at picking up chicks
     Reply #59 - January 22, 2012, 08:37 PM
    Quote from: passingaround on January 22, 2012, 08:35 PM
    I think you need a real man to rescue you. Good luck.


    Douche.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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