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 Topic: Random stuff

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  • Random stuff
     OP - February 14, 2012, 05:47 PM
    Aik pathan ko log maar rahay thay...
    Aik aadmi ne poocha 'kion maar rahay ho?'
    Log bolay subha say pooch raha hay, "Valentine Day" ki namaz kitnay bajay hogi! Tongue
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  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #1 - February 14, 2012, 05:54 PM
    ma fhemt wela kelmi minak ya muddy.. bas eh ilyoum valentines day a.k.a hob day... pfft.. wa hobbon burs ...
    bedak tro7 ma3i shopping ya muddy, bedi jeeb la7meh lal tabekh ilyoum..
    kafta wa riz..
     grin12
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #2 - February 14, 2012, 06:07 PM
    ba3d el akel.. min ro7 3l disco minshan ner2os shway  dance yiy!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #3 - February 14, 2012, 06:37 PM
    Baba jee! baaz aajaoo
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  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #4 - February 14, 2012, 06:41 PM
    Oh kaga mutanen da shakiyanci ko,ga kuma wannan balarabiya mai kyaun tauraruwa sai buga larabci take yi Smiley
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #5 - February 14, 2012, 10:11 PM
    ye7re2 deenak la deeno!!.. sho 3m te7ki ya walad..
    tayeb !! ana bfarjeekon.. bedi balash seb bel 3arabi ha!..  la la 3m bemza7 bas.. ento mitl akho el jeeran walaw!!..  grin12
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #6 - February 14, 2012, 10:14 PM
    toru7ek ur5esb ba7ak sertbat  Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #7 - February 14, 2012, 10:17 PM
    2oli wallah.. 3n jad
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #8 - February 14, 2012, 10:19 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #9 - February 14, 2012, 10:20 PM
    Muddy: Besharam!

    Koi sharam o haya nahin hai?
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #10 - February 14, 2012, 11:04 PM
    In da ina da kanwa dake da wayo kamar wannan budurwan ai dana huta.

    Quote from: nessrriinn on February 14, 2012, 10:11 PM
    ye7re2 deenak la deeno!!.. sho 3m te7ki ya walad..
    tayeb !! ana bfarjeekon.. bedi balash seb bel 3arabi ha!..  la la 3m bemza7 bas.. ento mitl akho el jeeran walaw!!..  grin12


    Wai, ina da zan iya jin wannan muryan nan, tabbas ba shakka muryan nan zatayi zaki grin12
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #11 - February 14, 2012, 11:09 PM
    ys3ad ayamak ya cato... ya abu el zaka enta..

    hmmm... el hay2a bedak zayt zaytoon  grin12
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #12 - February 14, 2012, 11:28 PM
    Ana baddé kafté! W disco kamen!
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #13 - February 14, 2012, 11:34 PM
    Quote from: Solara on February 14, 2012, 10:20 PM
    Muddy: Besharam!

    Koi sharam o haya nahin hai?

    میرا خیال تھا کہ تمہاری مادری زبان عربی ہے -
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  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #14 - February 15, 2012, 12:08 AM
    میری ماں کی زبان انگریزی ہے.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #15 - February 23, 2012, 01:35 PM
     Cheesy
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  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #16 - February 23, 2012, 03:31 PM
    I suspect google translate failed me here...
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #17 - February 23, 2012, 10:16 PM
    This one is in English..

    If you are a guy and bachelor, and your parents are living back-home, you will know how heavenly home cooked food by a desi auntee is..
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  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #18 - March 05, 2012, 07:31 PM
    Kisi ko tourist attractions pata hein pakistan mein, obvious ones kay ilawa?

    Btw, I think something should be done about the post below, I find it racist -_-

    Quote from: muddy on February 14, 2012, 05:47 PM
    Aik pathan ko log maar rahay thay...
    Aik aadmi ne poocha 'kion maar rahay ho?'
    Log bolay subha say pooch raha hay, "Valentine Day" ki namaz kitnay bajay hogi! Tongue

  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #19 - April 17, 2012, 09:31 PM
    Yeh lo random cheez:
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  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #20 - April 24, 2012, 05:18 PM
    Rage comics went Urdu..
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  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #21 - April 24, 2012, 05:57 PM
    Quote from: Cato on February 14, 2012, 06:41 PM
    Oh kaga mutanen da shakiyanci ko,ga kuma wannan balarabiya mai kyaun tauraruwa sai buga larabci take yi Smiley


    Your. Avatar. Is. The. Best.
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #22 - April 24, 2012, 06:43 PM
    I know right . What can i say cool2
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #23 - April 24, 2012, 07:57 PM
    My very first rage comic in Urdu..

    Translation:

    Every year on hajj!
    O God, please help resolve Kashmir issue!
    O God, please help resolve Palestine issue!
    O God, please end joblessness in Pakistan..

    Picture on the left, Earthquake 2005..
    Picture on the right, flood every year..
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  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #24 - April 24, 2012, 10:05 PM
    T
    Quote from: muddy on April 24, 2012, 05:18 PM
    Rage comics went Urdu..
    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Haha. That made me lol actually.
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #25 - April 24, 2012, 10:12 PM
    Edit: Whoops, wrong thread. Don't mind me.
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #26 - April 28, 2012, 10:00 PM
    نوٹ ورکنگ
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #27 - April 30, 2012, 03:01 AM
    واٹ از نوٹ ورکنگ
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  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #28 - April 30, 2012, 04:59 AM
    This entire thread is besharam. finmad
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Random stuff
     Reply #29 - September 16, 2012, 11:31 PM
    A blind internet user looking for others in his shoes:

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtoU_OC2EsqTH_a1YhOpcbnty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20120916151713AAT1vE6

    ---
    i have also picked the wrong thread. fuck it
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