Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, “When any human being is born. Satan touches him at both sides of the body with his two fingers, except Jesus, the son of Mary, whom Satan tried to touch but failed, for he touched the placenta-cover instead.” Bukhari - Volume 4, Book 54, Number 506:
Narrated Um Salama: that the Prophet saw in her house a girl whose face had a black spot. He said. "She is under the effect of an evil eye; so treat her with a Ruqya." Bukhari - Volume 7, Book 71, Number 635:
Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: 'Ha', Satan will laugh at him." Bukhari - Volume 4, Book 54, Number 509:
Satan sleeps in your nose at night?
Abu Huraira reported: The Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) said. When any one of you awakes up from sleep and performs ablution, he must clean his nose three times, for the devil spends the night in the interior of his nose. Bukhari - Book 002, Number 0462:
Oversleeping is caused by Satan pissing in your ear?Narrated 'Abdullah : A person was mentioned before the Prophet (p.b.u.h) and he was told that he had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The Prophet said, "Satan urinated in his ears."
Bukhari - Volume 2, Book 21, Number 245:
Satan farts?
“Sahih” Al-Bukhari Volume 1. Hadith #582
Narrated by Abu Huraira: Allah’s Apostle said, “When the Adhan is pronounced Satan takes to his heels and passes wind with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan.
Camel urine as medicine?
Narrated Anas: The climate of Medina did not suit some people, so the Prophet ordered them to follow his shepherd, i.e. his camels, and drink their milk and urine (as a medicine). Bukhari - Volume 7, Book 71, Number 590:
Hold onto the use of the black seeds for in it is healing for all diseases except death
Bukhari - Volume 7, Book 71, Number 592:
Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said "If a house fly falls in the drink of anyone of you, he should dip it (in the drink), for one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease." Bukhari - Volume 4, Book 54, Number 537:
Narrated Saad: Allah's Apostle said, "He who eats seven 'Ajwa dates every morning, will not be affected by poison or magic on the day he eats them." Bukhari - Volume 7, Book 65, Number 356:
Narrated 'Amr bin Maimun: During the pre-lslamic period of ignorance I saw a she-monkey surrounded by a number of monkeys. They were all stoning it, because it had committed illegal sexual intercourse. I too, stoned it along with them. Bukhari - Volume 5, Book 58, Number 188:
Abu Dharr reported: The Messenger of 'Allah (may peace be upon him) said: When any one of you stands for prayer and there is a thing before him equal to the back of the saddle that covers him and in case there is not before him (a thing) equal to the back of the saddle, his prayer would be cut off by (passing of an) ***, woman, and black Dog. I said: O Abu Dharr, what feature is there in a black dog which distinguish it from the red dog and the yellow dog? He said: O, son of my brother, I asked the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) as you are asking me, and he said: The black dog is a devil. Bukhari - Book 004, Number 1032:
Babies cry at birth because Satan touches them?
Birth marks are caused by the evil eye?
Yawning is from Satan and he laughs when you yawn?“
Black dogs are devils?
Monkeys stone each other for adultery?
The wing of a housefly can cure disease?
Black cumin cures all diseases?
Eating 7 dates can cure poison?
Topic: Mock Them and Move on., Stupid hadith....