The Illuminati are the stuff conspiracies are being made of, because those who accuse them of this "New World Order" shiznit are themselves mostly religious/lizard-shapeshifting-overlords-conspiracy-theories-believers/UFO-fanatics, etc...
Here's the thing. The Illuminati are just that: "illuminators".
I don't know if you guys know all these old books which had nice painted, big letters at the beginning of every chapter.
The guys who painted all the stuff around the big letter were illuminators. Filled in the blanks, so to speak.
But I digress (slightly).
The Illuminatis are people who are "bearers of light", "pass the torch", etc...
Like Prometheus, who helped mankind step out of the darkness. I hope the "plot thickens" by now.
The founder of modern-day Illuminatis was an ex-Jesuit-seminar member called Adam Weisshaupt (coincidentally, WeissHaupt means "knows the head/leader" in German

), who realized what religions really were and how the royals oppressed the people. He thought religion was at the core of all evil and the system of royalty oppressed the average man and prevented mankind from stepping out of the darkness, by keeping us dumb and poor.
Basically, the Illuminatis credo was "end all religion and destroy the system of royals".

So I hope you know by now, why especially religious people or conspiracy theorists hate them with such passion and make them responsible for all of"Satan's work" (oh the irony, calling atheists Satanists, I think I've heard that before).
Adam Weisshaupt's name in the organization was "Spartacus", which as some of you may remember,
was the slave who fought against the caesar in Rome. The Caesar of Rome is obviously, as all of you have guessed by now, that guy in that robe, who thinks he's a god here on Earth and who's empire is in Rome..........you know who.

So that's who the Illuminati really are and I hope some of you found this post, shall I say, enlightening.
