Wow, what's it with you and innuendos. You're going to have some trouble with that, I read somewhere that if you're ever attacked by a bear you should try to appear as big as you can, that scares the bear away. In your case, you're already a few times larger than a bear, so you'd have to find a really big bear. You'd have to find a Chepea bear.
What? How was that an innuendo?!?!? I meant if a BEAR i.e. a grizzly or a black bear were chasing me, I'd rather be eaten by them than be "saved" by you, cuz you're gross and evil.
And with grizzly bears, you have to curl up in a ball and play dead.
With black bears, you have roll stones towards them, distract em, when they chase after them you have to run and yelp and scare them by being all scary and stuff.
Fine, I'd just get a bark print.
OOH my mum is watching this Pakistani drama, and in it the girl (it's a comedy) is like, really verbose and bossy right? So she kinda drugs her mother in law (she married into like a family of ganday people) and then cuz her mum in law is illiterate, she gets her to "sign" papers with her thumbprint while she's drugged.
Weight is relative, on a white dwarf you weigh 1300000 times more than me. I never called you fat.
White dwarfs don't exist, stupid.
And weight isn't relative, fatness is. I.e. you're larger than me, but not as large as, say, Rosie O'Donnell. But your weight is absolute.
Except if you go to the moon, which would be a waste of time so don't do it.