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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #30 - May 19, 2012, 08:41 PM
    Quote from: GRB on May 19, 2012, 08:26 PM
    I want to participate in this tournament, what are the spoils of this tournament?


    I had a prize that I was going to donate, but then I thought it would all be about the prize and people wouldn't play as well and that we should all stay focused on the chess, so....

    Anyway, I'm ready and willing, but please someone set it up.

    Thanks.
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    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #31 - May 19, 2012, 08:58 PM
    No, we'll get to the prize by winning the chess games. -_-

    THERE SHOULD BE A PRIZE!
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #32 - May 19, 2012, 10:30 PM
    random draw bracket, single elim, those who lose can play each other so everyone has fun

    let's do this!!!

    Edit: we'll need like 8 people to do this proper
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #33 - May 19, 2012, 11:34 PM
    I love Chess too. If Chess was a woman I’d ravish her. I want to join in!

    My favourite piece:
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #34 - May 20, 2012, 12:04 AM
    Quote from: GRB on May 19, 2012, 08:26 PM
    I want to participate in this tournament, what are the spoils of this tournament?

    Yayyy you're playing! dance

    And the prize is the respect of your fellow players. Or in your case, significant decrease in disrespect for you. Tongue

    Quote from: GRB on May 19, 2012, 08:29 PM
    We need to make a draw and then do the round robin and so on.

    Sounds like a lot of work....I don't want to plan that Tongue
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #35 - May 20, 2012, 12:06 AM
    Quote from: Sprout on May 19, 2012, 08:41 PM
    I had a prize that I was going to donate, but then I thought it would all be about the prize and people wouldn't play as well and that we should all stay focused on the chess, so....

    Anyway, I'm ready and willing, but please someone set it up.

    Thanks.

    No it's okay! Smiley Thank you though Sprout.

    Quote from: GRB on May 19, 2012, 08:58 PM
    No, we'll get to the prize by winning the chess games. -_-

    THERE SHOULD BE A PRIZE!

    THIS ISN'T A CHARITY THREAD GRB! IF YOU WANT A PRIZE MAKE YOURSELF A SANDWICH! Sheesh. We're playing for the LOVE of the GAME. Smiley

    Plus, it's not like you're gonna win anyways. dance that honour is gonna go to ME!
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #36 - May 20, 2012, 12:07 AM
    Quote from: asbie on May 19, 2012, 10:30 PM
    random draw bracket, single elim, those who lose can play each other so everyone has fun

    let's do this!!!

    Edit: we'll need like 8 people to do this proper

    How are we randomly drawing stuff? Can I just do that at home by myself? Out of a hat or something...I'm not creating a Java program just to get random numbers assigned to people, that's too much work. Tongue

    And we need one more person!! dance

    BTW can someone tells clubs that he's doing this? lol. And ask Dust/Abood..I'll ask Dust now, actually.
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #37 - May 20, 2012, 12:08 AM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on May 19, 2012, 11:34 PM
    I love Chess too. If Chess was a woman I’d ravish her. I want to join in!

    My favourite piece:

    YAY KODANSHI IS PLAYING!!!! <3 ya, Kodanshi Smiley

    And I LOVE THE CASTLE. It is sooo useful. I love the sideways-one too (which for future reference I call a "rook", don't bug me about it Tongue) and the knight at the BEGINNING of games, not at the end cuz they end up being such a pain in the butt.
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #38 - May 20, 2012, 01:25 AM
    Quote from: chepea on May 20, 2012, 12:06 AM
    THIS ISN'T A CHARITY THREAD GRB! IF YOU WANT A PRIZE MAKE YOURSELF A SANDWICH! Sheesh. We're playing for the LOVE of the GAME. Smiley

    Plus, it's not like you're gonna win anyways. dance that honour is gonna go to ME!

    You're going to win?  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    The winner gets sandwiches made by chepea. I wouldn't eat those btw, since you're out to poison me and you're a terrible cook,  both of these things are enough to kill me. So that's really a terrible prize. I WANT A BETTER PRIZE! -_-
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #39 - May 20, 2012, 01:29 AM
    You're not getting a prize, you're not winning. And if you were, I'd ENSURE that I'D get the prize anyway. So there.

    And guess what? I AM GOING TO WIN CUZ I'M GONNA WATCH CHESS VIDS TILL I FAINT AND STEAL ALL THE EXPERTS' MOVES! Fathead.

    BTW you're always on Chat or TC, so tell Clubs he's playing please. Tongue Thanks.
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #40 - May 20, 2012, 01:42 AM
    I am not your pigeon. You can tell him yourself.

    Even if a Grandmaster taught you for 20 years, you wouldn't win because you have ADHD.
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #41 - May 20, 2012, 01:46 AM
    Aww no you're my monkey. My wittle baby moustached funky monkey. Does funky monkey want a jingly wingly toy?

    And I COULD win and I bet everybody wants to prove you wrong, so they're all gonna let me win.  bunny
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #42 - May 20, 2012, 01:53 AM
    Quote from: chepea on May 20, 2012, 01:46 AM
    Aww no you're my monkey. My wittle baby moustached funky monkey. Does funky monkey want a jingly wingly toy?

    And I COULD win and I bet everybody wants to prove you wrong, so they're all gonna let me win.  bunny

    I am not your monkey. -_-

    You'd lose, even if everyone tried to lose intentionally, you'd just do drool all over the keyboard and it will fry your computer.
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #43 - May 20, 2012, 01:55 AM
    No, you're EVERYBODY'S monkey! You're public property. The property of the people!

    And as if. You wish you dumb boy. I'll tell you what, I'm gonna win and you're gonna be sorry.
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #44 - May 20, 2012, 01:58 AM
    Quote from: chepea on May 20, 2012, 01:55 AM
    No, you're EVERYBODY'S monkey! You're public property. The property of the people!

    And as if. You wish you dumb boy. I'll tell you what, I'm gonna win and you're gonna be sorry.

    Sorry about what? You winning? I'll be sorry for the person who loses to you.
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #45 - May 20, 2012, 01:59 AM
    Sorry about your existence, that's what.

    Now stop disrupting my thread. You spammer.  dance dance
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #46 - May 20, 2012, 02:18 AM
    Quote from: chepea on May 20, 2012, 12:07 AM
    How are we randomly drawing stuff? Can I just do that at home by myself? Out of a hat or something...I'm not creating a Java program just to get random numbers assigned to people, that's too much work. Tongue

    And we need one more person!! dance

    BTW can someone tells clubs that he's doing this? lol. And ask Dust/Abood..I'll ask Dust now, actually.


    Hat is fine. Smiley

    You do know how to draw a bracket, though right? Just make sure you include the losers of the first round in their own bracket so they can keep playing against one another. And then have a third- fourth place match also for both winner's and loser's sides, so everyone gets to play three matches.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #47 - May 20, 2012, 02:25 AM
    Ummmmmmm.............what?

    So basically:

    SERIES OF ROUND 1:
    - 8 ppl in a hat, pick em out, people go against one another.
    - 4 Winner, 4 Losers (the latter of which will include GRB)

    SERIES OF ROUND 2:
    - Out of the 4 Losers, make 2 pairs
    - Same with the 4 Winners
    - So now we have 2 Losers/Losers, 2 Losers/Winners, 2 Winners/Winners, 2 Winners/Losers Tongue lol

    SERIES OF ROUND 3:
    - The LL play one another again to determine a 3rd Loser
    - The LW play one another again to determine 1st and 2nd Loser
    - The WL play again to determine a 3rd Winner
    - The WW play again to determine a 2nd and 1st Winner (actual winner)

    And each of the "plays" will actually consist of minimum 2 matches, no draws allowed.

    Right? Smiley

    We just need one more person!!
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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #48 - May 20, 2012, 04:10 AM
    Exactly chepea.  Afro
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #49 - May 20, 2012, 04:16 AM
    dance

    Recruit! We need one more person!
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #50 - May 20, 2012, 02:18 PM
    *bump* till one more person joins.
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #51 - May 20, 2012, 02:26 PM
    Come onnnnnnnnnmnnmmmmnnnnn join already.
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #52 - May 20, 2012, 02:43 PM
    I KNOW these people are so poopy.

    WHOEVER JOINS LAST LAUGHS LOUDEST.
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #53 - May 20, 2012, 02:56 PM
    I might reconsider with the prize thing then, just to entice one more person to join. Let's see what happens.
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #54 - May 20, 2012, 03:00 PM
    No that's bad. This isn't a charity thread. Angry

    I vote we kick GRB out so that we have an even number of people. Tongue

    Naw, I'm kidding. if we don't get someone in the next 24 hours or so, I'll be the bigger person and kick myself out. Cheesy It's good too, then I can watch and strategise for the next time!!
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #55 - May 20, 2012, 03:02 PM
    No, I'll kick myself out before you do. Why? Because I'm cool like that.
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #56 - May 20, 2012, 03:02 PM
    No you can't. I won't let you. Why? Cuz I'm controlling this thread. dance
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #57 - May 20, 2012, 03:02 PM
    No need to kick yourself out chepea, I'm sure someone will join up soon enough. Have some sabr girl.  Grin
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #58 - May 20, 2012, 03:04 PM
    Quote from: chepea on May 20, 2012, 03:02 PM
    No you can't. I won't let you. Why? Cuz I'm controlling this thread. dance


    It's just been revoked.

    Wrong line. Anyway, I'm kicking myself out in 23hours and 55 minutes (I set the timer) if no one else joins.
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #59 - May 20, 2012, 03:04 PM
    @Soupy Boy,

    Grin

    Not yet...not yet....

    (+1 if you can get the reference Smiley )
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