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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #330 - June 24, 2012, 09:55 PM
    @Musivore,

    Are you able to move in your new chess game?
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #331 - June 24, 2012, 09:58 PM
    MUSIVORE! CHESS DOESN'T WORK ON PHONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So if you're on a phone: GERROFF!
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #332 - June 24, 2012, 10:00 PM
    It apparently doesnt work on netbooks neither?

    Im trying a proper laptop now. Sorry for being such an imbecile guys
    Hi
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #333 - June 24, 2012, 10:00 PM
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Netbooks are lame! Why do you own one? (No offence.)
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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #334 - June 25, 2012, 10:35 PM
    EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW ROUND!! We almost kind of fit the deadline this time! Tongue Baby steps, baby steps. AND THE END OF THIS ROUND WILL MARK THE HALFWAY POINT OF THE TOURNAMENT!!!!  dance dance dance dance dance

    Congrats to all the winners, BOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT to all the losers Tongue (just kidding, I was a loser too haha)

    Round 5
    Round 5 matrix:

     2     4     5      [challengers - BLACK]
     v     v     v
    3      1    7      [challengee - WHITE]

    1. Chepea
    2. Zooby
    3. Asbie
    4. Clubs
    5. Musivore (WELCOME  )
    7. Kodanshi

    Remember, 5 min/move games, please. Same rules apply as before. Talk to me if you need a deadline, or want to play without a time limit, etc. Good luck y'all!!

    Oh also:

    DEADLINE: Saturday 10 PM

    Sorry to make it early, but I won't have access to CEMB after June 2nd for like two weeks (actually I may not have it after tomorrow, depending on how brave I am), so I want this round and the next to finish quicklyyyyyy. Smiley

    GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY!
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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #335 - June 25, 2012, 10:37 PM
    Asbie, can you use your seduction powers to make Clubs play against me tonight or tomorrow morning? PLEEEEASE! I don't know how you got him to do it last time around and he doesn't listen to ME Angry

    Also, Clubs: Let's play without a time limit so that if we randomly have to sleep or something, then we won't be any under pressure. yes
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #336 - June 25, 2012, 11:04 PM
    LOL, I didn't do anything special / give him any bribes or anything.  Cheesy

    Just pm him a courteous and respectful invitation. I'm pretty sure he likes to be pampered like that. The big baby.  Tongue
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #337 - June 25, 2012, 11:07 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 25, 2012, 10:35 PM
    AND THE END OF THIS ROUND WILL MARK THE HALFWAY POINT OF THE TOURNAMENT!!!!  dance dance dance dance dance


    Will you be posting standings or results or anything at the halfway point? I can barely remember my own results, let alone keep track of what's going on with everyone else in the tourny.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #338 - June 25, 2012, 11:28 PM
    Quote from: asbie on June 25, 2012, 11:04 PM
    LOL, I didn't do anything special / give him any bribes or anything.  Cheesy

    Just pm him a courteous and respectful invitation. I'm pretty sure he likes to be pampered like that. The big baby.  Tongue

    I messaged and was very polite yes Now if he doesn't play with me, I'll kick his behind all the way to Timbuktu! And rightfully so. Tongue

    Quote from: asbie on June 25, 2012, 11:07 PM
    Will you be posting standings or results or anything at the halfway point? I can barely remember my own results, let alone keep track of what's going on with everyone else in the tourny.

    Sure. I don't really remember who won/lost/drawed (Angry), but I'll go back and check. Smiley

    Also, we're going by a point system since you and Kodanshi DREW YOUR MATCH and then I didn't know what to do!!! So then Zooby helped me Smiley So we're doing points.

    Just sayin everybody.
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #339 - June 26, 2012, 01:53 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 25, 2012, 11:28 PM
    Sure. I don't really remember who won/lost/drawed (Angry), but I'll go back and check. Smiley

    Also, we're going by a point system since you and Kodanshi DREW YOUR MATCH and then I didn't know what to do!!! So then Zooby helped me Smiley So we're doing points.

    Just sayin everybody.


    Cool. I'd record this stuff as it happens though, just so you don't lose anything/make mistakes.  Smiley
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #340 - June 26, 2012, 04:23 AM
    I know, I know, I should've. Embarrassed I'm just so lazy....

    BUT NO MORE! I'll open up an Excel document right this instant. (Excel is amazing.)
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #341 - June 29, 2012, 03:10 PM
    HELLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLUBS I AM RISKING MY NECK FOR THE SAKE OF OUR GAME!!!! REPLY TO MY MESSAGE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!  finmad finmad finmad finmad

    Smiley
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #342 - June 29, 2012, 04:02 PM
    Same applies to the moody intellect known as Kodanshi. Come on emo-kid...switch off the My Chemical Romance cd... switch the light back on...wipe away the stray tears...open your curtain for the first time this year... and come on, lets get it on?? Oh, and cheer up ffs.

    I am available anytime (as long as its between 2200 and 2359 either tonight or tomorrow night).
    Hi
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #343 - June 29, 2012, 07:18 PM
    Clubs, I literally will not be able to access CEMB after two days. PLEASE PLEASE for the love of all that is holy and pure and sacred in this world, PLEASE challenge me to a game of (untimed) Chess. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #344 - June 30, 2012, 10:32 PM
    ^^ Same applies to me. I'm going away till next weekend now, with no access to a laptop. So, unless some miracle happens tonight, my match with the emo-kid is not gonna happen  Cry

    Apologies if this messes your league thingy up dudes.
    Hi
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #345 - June 30, 2012, 10:50 PM
    Me and zooby be playing chess. YEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!  grin12
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #346 - June 30, 2012, 11:22 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 29, 2012, 07:18 PM
    Clubs, I literally will not be able to access CEMB after two days. PLEASE PLEASE for the love of all that is holy and pure and sacred in this world, PLEASE challenge me to a game of (untimed) Chess. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!


    we need to play with 5 min limit
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #347 - July 01, 2012, 01:14 AM
    Clubs, mon ami, I wish that was possible. Indeed, that is my deepest desire.

    The problem is, I'm travelling atm and the laptop I use could be snatched away any minute, and my family is generally able to peek behind the screen and see what I'm doing, so if I have to exit CEMB very quickly I would like to have that option.

    If we play like RIGHT THIS MINUTE (it's like 3 AM and I have jet lag), then we can do timed, but if it's during the day I can't. :/ Though I'd try to stay within the time limit of course...
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #348 - July 01, 2012, 01:15 AM
    Quote from: musivore on June 30, 2012, 10:32 PM
    ^^ Same applies to me. I'm going away till next weekend now, with no access to a laptop. So, unless some miracle happens tonight, my match with the emo-kid is not gonna happen  Cry

    Apologies if this messes your league thingy up dudes.

    Enjoy your trip away!

    And no worries. We've delayed this before. Tongue
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #349 - July 10, 2012, 01:25 PM
    May I play?


     Terror couch
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #350 - July 10, 2012, 02:59 PM
    Hello Hello

    Our esteemed leader, Chepea, is currently away and unavailable to grant you access into the tournament. But I’m pretty sure she’ll find a way to include you in the next round when she returns.

    Meanwhile, I’ll give you a game when I can. Challenge the others also?
    Hi
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #351 - July 10, 2012, 03:03 PM
    Thanku, im not a good player i just like the game so pls bare with me.
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #352 - July 10, 2012, 03:09 PM
    Quote from: Hello on July 10, 2012, 01:25 PM
    May I play?


     Terror couch

    Hmm .,    you play Chess??  
     Chess is Haram ...  playing chess is Haram..
    Quote
    It was narrated that ‘Ali ibn Abi Taalib (may Allaah be pleased with him) passed by some people who were playing chess. He said, “What are these images, to which you are devoted? [cf. al-Anbiya’ 21:52]” Imaam Ahmad said: “The soundest comment on chess what that which was said by ‘Ali (may Allaah be pleased with him).”

    ‘Abd-Allaah ibn ‘Umar (may Allaah be pleased with him) was asked about chess and he said, “It is worse than dice.”

    “Dice” refers to what is used nowadays for playing backgammon, which is played on a special table. It was narrated in the ahaadeeth that it is haraam.  

    Abu Dawood (4938) narrated from Abu Moosa al-Ash’ari that the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever plays dice has disobeyed Allaah and His Messenger.” (Classed as saheeh by al-Albaani in Saheeh Abi Dawood, 4129)

    Muslim (2260) narrated that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever plays dice is like one who has dipped his hand in the flesh and blood of a pig.” Al-Nawawi (may Allaah have mercy on him) said: “This hadeeth is quoted as evidence by al-Shaafa’i and the majority of scholars to prove that playing dice is haraam. The phrase ‘dipped his hand in the flesh and blood of a pig’ refers to eating it, and this simile is used to show that this is haraam because it is haraam to eat that.”


     You better stay   behind the couch and play chess..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #353 - July 10, 2012, 03:25 PM
    Yezeevee, I love you  Kiss

    Edit: I've held this love in for too long. And now my flowery dam is about to burst. Watch out sweet baby Yez xxx
    Hi
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #354 - July 11, 2012, 06:00 AM
    You can play chess here too?? Omg howwwww?? Someone pls tell me!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #355 - July 11, 2012, 06:04 AM
    Yes you can. Look in your message box.  yes
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #356 - July 11, 2012, 06:05 AM
    Thank u soooo much!! But I can't make moves :/ the pieces are not moving .. Whyyyyy?Huh??
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #357 - July 11, 2012, 06:05 AM
    It's because I'm not there yet. Sorry, give me a sec.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #358 - July 11, 2012, 06:07 AM
    Ok Smiley
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #359 - July 11, 2012, 06:20 AM
    Asbie I am sorry for taking so long, my laptop is on now but my kid needs feeding now. Sorry! please wait 5 more mins thanks!!
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