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     Reply #1320 - March 06, 2013, 12:37 PM
    I know everybody's got their kinks but some kinks are way more kinky than others wacko
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     Reply #1321 - March 06, 2013, 07:25 PM
    Right, you lot!..... devil girl

    Grin I've got my limits too, I think some people just go too extreme with it.
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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     Reply #1322 - March 06, 2013, 07:33 PM
    I think there's no such thing as too extreme, as long as everyone is consenting etc. It's just a matter of tastes and preferences.
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
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     Reply #1323 - March 06, 2013, 08:06 PM
    Well going to the point of having chocked someone to death during sex...I'd say that's going extreme Tongue
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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     Reply #1324 - March 06, 2013, 08:12 PM
    That sounds like it was an accident. That's why I said consenting etc, meaning everything's legal, nobody is harmed, etc. There's nothing wrong with choking during sex, though you should learn how to do it properly if you're going to do it.
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
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     Reply #1325 - March 06, 2013, 09:24 PM
    Mild bondage isn't really kinky. Tongue

    It's not my thing, but it's pretty mainstream.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
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     Reply #1326 - March 07, 2013, 12:10 AM
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
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     Reply #1327 - March 07, 2013, 12:26 AM
    Lol…I was thinking about this the other day. So consider this:

    Allah gets Mary knocked up out of wedlock. He’s really embarrassed by the whole thing, so he makes up the whole “immaculate conception” thing to cover it up.

    Jesus is born, and Allah comes around to the idea of fatherhood. He lightens up a little in life and stops caring about animal sacrifices and stoning adulterers and prohibiting pork. (Fatherhood has a way of bringing out the best in people.)

    Then, Jesus dies under bizarre circumstances. Police aren’t sure if it’s a murder, a suicide, or if the dad, Allah, had something to do with it! Allah get’s off the hook with the old “died for your sins” excuse.

    Allah lays low for about 600 years and stops talking to people. He goes through a state of manic depression and isolation.

    Allah finds a new friend in Mo and starts denying that Jesus was ever even his son to begin with. "Seriously Mo, the kid looked nothing like me!" (Denial is a common coping mechanism after a traumatic event.)

    With Mo at his side as a bad influence, Allah starts resorting back to his old, narcissistic, and OCD ways.  He can only find joy in bloodshed and sadistic torture.

    Case in point: We need to get Allah laid again so he can have another kid.
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     Reply #1328 - March 07, 2013, 12:40 AM
    BRIILLIANT! Grin

    I wish I was a film producer!!
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
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     Reply #1329 - March 07, 2013, 12:44 AM
    You know, I wonder if Jesus actually WAS a "rape baby." I wonder if Mary was raped and was so traumatized that in order to cope her subconscious made her believe she had been visited by Gabriel.
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
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     Reply #1330 - March 07, 2013, 12:49 AM
    Quote from: Luthiel on March 07, 2013, 12:44 AM
    You know, I wonder if Jesus actually WAS a "rape baby." I wonder if Mary was raped and was so traumatized that in order to cope her subconscious made her believe she had been visited by Gabriel.


    *Slowly turns head towards Joseph*...*Stare*....
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     Reply #1331 - March 07, 2013, 12:50 AM
    No, I don't think it would have been Joseph. I think it would have been someone she didn't know.
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
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     Reply #1332 - March 07, 2013, 12:51 AM
    Or perhaps someone she did know that would be too painful to remember about. Like a close relative.
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
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     Reply #1333 - March 07, 2013, 12:52 AM
    Quote from: Luthiel on March 07, 2013, 12:44 AM
    You know, I wonder if Jesus actually WAS a "rape baby." I wonder if Mary was raped and was so traumatized that in order to cope her subconscious made her believe she had been visited by Gabriel.


    That's interesting... it's as plausible as the other accepted versions of the story.

    In any case, even if "God" impregnated her, she didn't have a choice in the matter, hence raped by "God". Christians and Muslims believe in a rapist God, just like Zeus.
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
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     Reply #1334 - March 07, 2013, 12:57 AM
    Mary: I love you too, Joseph, but I really do think we should wait till after the wedding, babe.

     Joseph: Please just one time! I’m sick of HJ’s! Besides, I read online that there’s like no chance you can get pregnant after just one time…

    ***Nine Months Later***

    Joseph: Crap! OK Mary, So here’s the story, Gabriel came to both of us and said…
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     Reply #1335 - March 07, 2013, 01:02 AM
     Cheesy I suppose he could have gas lighted her into believing it.

    But yes, the Christian account definitely involves a rape. But do Muslims believe allah physically impregnated Mary? I thought they believe he "created" Jesus from Mary alone, similar to having created Eve from Adam alone.
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
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     Reply #1336 - March 07, 2013, 01:05 AM
    Quote from: Luthiel on March 07, 2013, 01:02 AM

    But do Muslims believe allah physically impregnated Mary? I thought they believe he "created" Jesus from Mary alone, similar to having created Eve from Adam alone.


    Allah (and or Gabriel) literally blew into Mary's V-jay jay.

    Guess you can get pregnant from oral sex after all...
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     Reply #1337 - March 07, 2013, 02:16 AM
    OMG  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


    Oh and


    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

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     Reply #1338 - March 07, 2013, 02:27 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy love that!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
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     Reply #1339 - March 07, 2013, 09:34 PM
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     Reply #1340 - March 07, 2013, 09:41 PM
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     Reply #1341 - March 08, 2013, 02:16 AM




    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

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     Reply #1342 - March 08, 2013, 02:35 AM
    Cheesy lmao at the poor pussy
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     Reply #1343 - March 08, 2013, 03:33 AM
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     Reply #1344 - March 09, 2013, 01:58 AM
    Quote from: happymurtad on March 07, 2013, 12:26 AM
    Lol…I was thinking about this the other day. So consider this:

    Allah gets Mary knocked up out of wedlock. He’s really embarrassed by the whole thing, so he makes up the whole “immaculate conception” thing to cover it up.

    Jesus is born, and Allah comes around to the idea of fatherhood. He lightens up a little in life and stops caring about animal sacrifices and stoning adulterers and prohibiting pork. (Fatherhood has a way of bringing out the best in people.)

    Then, Jesus dies under bizarre circumstances. Police aren’t sure if it’s a murder, a suicide, or if the dad, Allah, had something to do with it! Allah get’s off the hook with the old “died for your sins” excuse.

    Allah lays low for about 600 years and stops talking to people. He goes through a state of manic depression and isolation.

    Allah finds a new friend in Mo and starts denying that Jesus was ever even his son to begin with. "Seriously Mo, the kid looked nothing like me!" (Denial is a common coping mechanism after a traumatic event.)

    With Mo at his side as a bad influence, Allah starts resorting back to his old, narcissistic, and OCD ways.  He can only find joy in bloodshed and sadistic torture.

    Case in point: We need to get Allah laid again so he can have another kid.



    Wonderful, as usual, except there really was no "laying low" for 600 years for Allah. Ever. The dick is restless you may say, if we want to consider all relevant facts.
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
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     Reply #1345 - March 09, 2013, 05:24 AM
    Quote from: sethyboy0 on March 08, 2013, 03:33 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Story of my life.

    Once I was daydreaming and staring at a guys pants. My daydream wasn't even related to his stupid pants but when I looked up he was staring back at me with a funny look. I wished I could've disappeared Cheesy
    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

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     Reply #1346 - March 09, 2013, 11:30 PM
    Quote from: Jila on March 09, 2013, 05:24 AM
    Story of my life.

    Once I was daydreaming and staring at a guys pants. My daydream wasn't even related to his stupid pants but when I looked up he was staring back at me with a funny look. I wished I could've disappeared Cheesy


    I can relate. A lot of the times when I was eating lunch in my high school cafe I'd end up drifting off into thought. Sometimes when I'd come out of it I'd realize I was staring at someone the entire time like 4 tables away and then feel bad because it probably looked like I was a creep Tongue
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     Reply #1347 - March 09, 2013, 11:53 PM
    free |frē| - Not under the control or in the power of another; able to act or be done as one wishes.
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     Reply #1348 - March 10, 2013, 12:01 AM
    Quote from: Jila on March 09, 2013, 05:24 AM
    Story of my life.

    Once I was daydreaming and staring at a guys pants. My daydream wasn't even related to his stupid pants but when I looked up he was staring back at me with a funny look. I wished I could've disappeared Cheesy

     

    You should have asked for his phone number  Wink

    It would take the awkwardness outta the situation.
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
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     Reply #1349 - March 10, 2013, 12:44 AM
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