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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #210 - June 13, 2012, 10:46 PM
    Quote from: Abood on June 13, 2012, 10:44 PM
    I don't think the whole MILF thing is about fantasizing someone as a mother. It's just a way of saying attraction to older ladies.

    Then why isn't it OWILF?
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #211 - June 13, 2012, 10:46 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 10:46 PM
    Then why isn't it OWILF?

    Because that doesn't roll off the tongue like milf. And that would be pronounced like 'a wolf'. And I don't think wolves are sexually attractive. Now that would be weird.
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #212 - June 13, 2012, 10:48 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 13, 2012, 10:45 PM
    Yeah but I might. grin12 Especially if they are going to react like Chepea and Dustie. Cheesy

    Anyway, it not so much fantasising, as just recognising that what was depicted was a particularly scrumptious bit of wenchery. The picture was intended to show that women don't have to be theoretically perfect to be gorgeous. It worked.

    Sorry for criticising you Os. Embarrassed I shouldn't have said anything.
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #213 - June 13, 2012, 10:48 PM
    Quote from: Abood on June 13, 2012, 10:46 PM
    Because that doesn't roll off the tongue like milf. And that would be pronounced like 'a wolf'. And I don't think wolves are sexually attractive. Now that would be weird.

    Ugh yeah imagine having a crush on a canine! LOL!!!
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #214 - June 13, 2012, 10:48 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 10:46 PM
    Then why isn't it OWILF?

    MILF makes sense in the context of the movie the term came from originally.
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #215 - June 13, 2012, 10:49 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 10:48 PM
    Sorry for criticising you Os. Embarrassed I shouldn't have said anything.

    It's a discussion board. Chill. Smiley
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #216 - June 13, 2012, 10:49 PM
    Movies spread immorality sometimes. I'm not a fan of movies with dirty jokes.

    But okay, I gotcha Tongue
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #217 - June 13, 2012, 10:50 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 10:49 PM
    Movies spread immorality sometimes.

     sheikh
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #218 - June 13, 2012, 10:51 PM
    Quote from: Abood on June 13, 2012, 10:50 PM
    sheikh

    More like this:  Muslimah
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #219 - June 13, 2012, 10:52 PM
    Remember Os likes to play mind games, Chepea Tongue I wouldn't apologise to him  parrot
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #220 - June 13, 2012, 10:54 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 10:48 PM
    Sorry for criticising you Os. Embarrassed I shouldn't have said anything.

    Spoken like a true Canadian!

  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #221 - June 13, 2012, 10:55 PM
    ^ haha Tmp hush up Tongue

    And LOL Dust! Tongue
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #222 - June 13, 2012, 10:55 PM
    Cheesy Kiwis are the same.
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #223 - June 13, 2012, 11:00 PM
    New Zealanders? I thought you were Aussie.
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #224 - June 13, 2012, 11:02 PM
    I am, but Kiwis apologise a lot.
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #225 - June 13, 2012, 11:05 PM
    OH right! Smiley Gotcha.
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #226 - June 13, 2012, 11:06 PM
    Lotsa MILF's in New Zealand too. Just sayin'. Smiley
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #227 - June 13, 2012, 11:07 PM
     Shooter
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #228 - June 14, 2012, 12:20 AM
    Quote from: Abood on June 13, 2012, 10:44 PM
    I don't think the whole MILF thing is about fantasizing someone as a mother. It's just a way of saying attraction to older ladies.


     015 I get called a MILF all the fucking time by young blokes.  mysmilie_977 Cheesy I absolutely hate it.

    The first time I realized what the word MILF was, was when I was when I was 24 and going to college, and this 20 year old in class had this massive crush on me, well anyway, he kept calling me a MILF, and I was like HUH? What's a MILF? everyone in class burst out laughing, and they explained what it meant. I was soooo fucking embarrassed. Cheesy

    He tried so hard to get into my pants.  Roll Eyes I laughed in his face one day when he was telling me that I'm going to get old and no one will want me. I was like, "So?"

    Fuck he created so many problems for me in class 'cause I just wasn't interested. He even told me I could sleep with his mother if I'm batting for the other team, and I was like, "WTF? You're asking me if I want to do your mum? That is fucked up dude." At the time I had a good female friend in class, who was completely lesbian, anyway, he started spreading around rumours that we were doing each other. Like fucking hell mate, we're just good friends, just 'cause she likes girls, and just 'cause I'm not into anyone at the moment and not interested in you, doesn't mean that we're fucking.

    Eventually he moved away, only to keep text messaging me every three months or so to ask me if I was interested yet... One day he even called me saying that he'd just got a call from me, and I was like no, I'm shopping, and he was like you don't have to lie you know, I know you want me, you're just playing hard to get.  015 When we moved got my mobile number changed so have no fucking idea where he is now. So fucking glad to not get messages from him any more.

  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #229 - June 14, 2012, 12:32 AM
    Sounds like a right wally.
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #230 - June 14, 2012, 12:55 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 09:42 PM
    They look kinda cool. Do all women get them after they have kids?


    Nope, not all women get them.  finmad Some women like my mother, can have kid after kid, and never get any stretch marks.  finmad So not fucking fair.  Cheesy It depends on alot of different things to get them, but alot of it has to do with what type of skin you have and size (how much your tummy has to stretch).

    Mine will never go away. I have lots of big stretch marks 'cause my kids are so big and I am pretty short, pregnancy was so painful, thought I wouldn't get any more stretch marks after my daughter but did with my son.  Cheesy

    But trying to learn to like my stretch marks, hence why I liked and put up that pic.
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #231 - June 14, 2012, 01:02 AM
    I have stretch marks. I have never been very fat, very thin, or had children. I'm just tall. Cry

    And afaik they don't go away, though mine have faded a bit.
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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #232 - June 14, 2012, 01:09 AM
    Quote from: Solara on June 14, 2012, 01:02 AM
    I have stretch marks. I have never been very fat, very thin, or had children. I'm just tall. Cry

    And afaik they don't go away, though mine have faded a bit.



     hugs

    Yeah, mine have faded a bit too, but you can tell that they are still there.

    Quote from: osmanthus on June 14, 2012, 12:32 AM
    Sounds like a right wally.


    Just a bit daft methinks.

  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #233 - June 14, 2012, 01:43 AM
    Quote from: Da_Dude on June 14, 2012, 12:20 AM
    HUH? What's a MILF? everyone in class burst out laughing, and they explained what it meant. I was soooo fucking embarrassed. Cheesy

    LOL.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjO9M69OV6I
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #234 - June 14, 2012, 01:45 AM
    Quote from: Da_Dude on June 14, 2012, 12:20 AM
    015 I get called a MILF all the fucking time by young blokes.  mysmilie_977 Cheesy I absolutely hate it.

    The first time I realized what the word MILF was, was when I was when I was 24 and going to college, and this 20 year old in class had this massive crush on me, well anyway, he kept calling me a MILF, and I was like HUH? What's a MILF? everyone in class burst out laughing, and they explained what it meant. I was soooo fucking embarrassed. Cheesy

    He tried so hard to get into my pants.  Roll Eyes I laughed in his face one day when he was telling me that I'm going to get old and no one will want me. I was like, "So?"

    Fuck he created so many problems for me in class 'cause I just wasn't interested. He even told me I could sleep with his mother if I'm batting for the other team, and I was like, "WTF? You're asking me if I want to do your mum? That is fucked up dude." At the time I had a good female friend in class, who was completely lesbian, anyway, he started spreading around rumours that we were doing each other. Like fucking hell mate, we're just good friends, just 'cause she likes girls, and just 'cause I'm not into anyone at the moment and not interested in you, doesn't mean that we're fucking.

    Eventually he moved away, only to keep text messaging me every three months or so to ask me if I was interested yet... One day he even called me saying that he'd just got a call from me, and I was like no, I'm shopping, and he was like you don't have to lie you know, I know you want me, you're just playing hard to get.  015 When we moved got my mobile number changed so have no fucking idea where he is now. So fucking glad to not get messages from him any more.



    There are DILFs too. 
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #235 - June 14, 2012, 01:58 AM
    ^^^ WTF are you serious?  Cheesy

    Does it stand for Dads I like to fuck or Dildos I like to Fuck?
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #236 - June 14, 2012, 02:09 AM
    Whatever you're into.  I guess usually it's dads, but I imagine some women have a secret pining for some hot dildo action.  
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #237 - June 14, 2012, 02:53 AM
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #238 - June 14, 2012, 03:03 AM
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #239 - June 14, 2012, 03:34 AM
    ^^^  Cheesy

    Not a huge fan of Nickleback myself. Saying that however, where on earth can you get 10 loads of laundry done for $45?! Please direct me to the area and I'll get all my washing done. yes

    And see Men in Black III for $45 five times? I'd only get to see it three or four times max at the cinemas here, depending on what day you went.
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