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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #60 - June 12, 2012, 01:11 AM
    Wow. :/ Way to lump all striped animals together! Tongue

    I don't like them tbh, but I figured it would be treason if I claimed I didn't like a big cat. But now that I know they're not REALLY cats, it's all good yes
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #61 - June 12, 2012, 01:12 AM
    They're extinct anyway. The proper name for them is "thylacine".
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #62 - June 12, 2012, 01:13 AM
    That sounds like the name of an amino acid.
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #63 - June 12, 2012, 01:13 AM
    OMG OS let's write a poem about tigers!!!!!!!!!!

    Like, a real one, like William Blake's!
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #64 - June 12, 2012, 01:16 AM
    Tigers - The Finest Creatures in the Land

    Or should I call it: "An Ode to Tigers"?

    Or maybe: "An Ode to Majestic Tigers"? Hmm..
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #65 - June 12, 2012, 01:18 AM
    Ode to the Majestic Tiger

    Tiger, tiger, with big teeth

    Tiger, tiger, eat Chepeath.

    This will make the forum quiet,

    which will stop a fucking riot.

    Smiley
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #66 - June 12, 2012, 01:21 AM
    ^  Cheesy Cheesy
    井の中の蛙大海を知らず。
    (I no naka no kawazu taikai wo shirazu)
    A frog in a well does not know the great sea.
  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #67 - June 12, 2012, 01:31 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 12, 2012, 01:18 AM
    Ode to the Majestic Tiger

    Tiger, tiger, with big teeth

    Tiger, tiger, eat Chepeath.

    This will make the forum quiet,

    which will stop a fucking riot.

    Smiley

    Oh yeah? It's ON!!

    The End of Times (in Australia)

    Once upon a time
    In a land far away
    (And by "away" I mean Australia
    Where they mix up night and day).

    Anyway, in Australia
    Lived a mean old man
    Who liked to eat dead babies
    Out of his frying pan.

    Meanwhile, in Canada was a sweet girl
    Who had never harmed anybody
    Even though tons of people deserved
    To have their noses a-bloodied.

    One day she was talking
    To her pet tiger named Joe
    And she mentioned mean old Os
    And how his morality was in such a loss.

    Joe loved the girl very very much
    And so he said to her: never fear!
    I'll swim all the way to Aussieland
    And with Os have a beer! (Wink wink)

    The girl knew that Joe could swim
    And wasn't frightened for his health
    But she was afraid that he might perhaps
    Kill Os with his stealth!

    So she forbade him from going
    (like I said, she was very nice even to Aussies)
    But Joe was a short-tempered fella
    And he didn't like it when she was bossy!

    So he went anyway
    Swam all the way across the Pacific
    And he went 'round to Os' house,
    Planning for him a surprise most horrific!

    He scratched on the door
    With his talons made of steel
    And a drunken Os opened it up
    Not knowing that he was a meal!

    Joe pounced upon him
    And started eating him to death
    But Os realised the error of his ways
    And so with his last breath

    He exclaimed: Alas for the state of my soul!
    That I was not nicer to Chepea!
    If only I had been kinder!
    If only I'd let her a mod be!

    And Joe, having a soft heart
    Along with amazingly soft paws
    Gave Os one good kick
    And released him from his jaws.

    He went back home to Momma Chepea
    And recounted the entire tale
    Chepea was glad that Os was better
    And sent him a pint of ale!

    THE END
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #68 - June 12, 2012, 01:35 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 12, 2012, 12:23 AM
    OMG KITTENS 001_wub 001_wub Thanks Berbs, made my day! Smiley Smiley


    you're totally welcome.

    A tiger thread was a great idea. 

    Fluffy cats, big cats, small cats, fuzzballs of awesomeness that you just want to squeeze and pet and love to death.  001_wub

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #69 - June 12, 2012, 01:36 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 12, 2012, 01:31 AM
    Oh yeah? It's ON!!

    The End of Times (in Australia)

    Once upon a time
    In a land far away
    (And by "away" I mean Australia
    Where they mix up night and day).

    Anyway, in Australia
    Lived a mean old man
    Who liked to eat dead babies
    Out of his frying pan.

    Meanwhile, in Canada was a sweet girl
    Who had never harmed anybody
    Even though tons of people deserved
    To have their noses a-bloodied.

    One day she was talking
    To her pet tiger named Joe
    And she mentioned mean old Os
    And how his morality was in such a loss.

    Joe loved the girl very very much
    And so he said to her: never fear!
    I'll swim all the way to Aussieland
    And with Os have a beer! (Wink wink)

    The girl knew that Joe could swim
    And wasn't frightened for his health
    But she was afraid that he might perhaps
    Kill Os with his stealth!

    So she forbade him from going
    (like I said, she was very nice even to Aussies)
    But Joe was a short-tempered fella
    And he didn't like it when she was bossy!

    So he went anyway
    Swam all the way across the Pacific
    And he went 'round to Os' house,
    Planning for him a surprise most horrific!

    He scratched on the door
    With his talons made of steel
    And a drunken Os opened it up
    Not knowing that he was a meal!

    Joe pounced upon him
    And started eating him to death
    But Os realised the error of his ways
    And so with his last breath

    He exclaimed: Alas for the state of my soul!
    That I was not nicer to Chepea!
    If only I had been kinder!
    If only I'd let her a mod be!

    And Joe, having a soft heart
    Along with amazingly soft paws
    Gave Os one good kick
    And released him from his jaws.

    He went back home to Momma Chepea
    And recounted the entire tale
    Chepea was glad that Os was better
    And sent him a pint of ale!

    THE END


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    JOTM vote in the bag chepea. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #70 - June 12, 2012, 01:37 AM
    Very clever  grin12
  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #71 - June 12, 2012, 01:38 AM
    *Bows*

    Os can't beat that even if tried!

    Someone do a haiku about tigers!!!! dance
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #72 - June 12, 2012, 01:39 AM
    ^ Afro
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #73 - June 12, 2012, 01:39 AM
    I know a haiku is a poem, but really it sounds like a karate move that involves sneezing on someone. 

    I'm not sure I want to chop suey and sneeze gooey on a tiger.   Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #74 - June 12, 2012, 01:40 AM
    Cheesy Cheesy No, the tiger might catch a disease. Or worse, become obsessed with Asian stuff and end up like Hikaru!  mysmilie_977 Wink
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #75 - June 12, 2012, 01:44 AM
    Quote
    Anyway, in Australia
    Lived a mean old man
    Who liked to eat dead babies
    Out of his frying pan.

    I'm not mean. I slaughter them humanely. Smiley
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #76 - June 12, 2012, 01:45 AM
    You kill 'em like lobsters. yes

    Tongue

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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #77 - June 12, 2012, 01:47 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 12, 2012, 01:45 AM
    You kill 'em like lobsters. yes

    Only at parties. Gotta keep the guests entertained. parrot
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #78 - June 12, 2012, 01:50 AM
    Hahaha! Man, it's so freaky when you go to a restaurant and see like lobsters everywhere in tanks. Especially with their antennae and kinda drifting around in the water, all atop one another. YUCK!

    Here's a pic of a cat to erase that image:

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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #79 - June 12, 2012, 01:51 AM
    Lobster orgies.
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #80 - June 12, 2012, 01:58 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 12, 2012, 01:05 AM
    Weren't felines though. Tongue


     Embarrassed

    more related to dingoes then? or canines?

    Embarrassed I did not know that they weren't actually tigers...  Thread sneaker

    BTW, thylacine sounds like a drug. Cheesy

    Oh, well, I don't like tigers very much then.  nyanya

     grin12

    Well except baby one's and black and white ones, and lions. As long as I'm not lunch.  grin12
  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #81 - June 12, 2012, 02:00 AM
    No they weren't related to dingoes or other canines either. Thylacines were marsupials.

    Quote from: Wiki
    As a marsupial, it was not closely related to these placental mammals, but because of convergent evolution it displayed the same general form and adaptations. Its closest living relative is thought to be either the Tasmanian devil or numbat.

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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #82 - June 12, 2012, 02:05 AM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odswge5onwY
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #83 - June 12, 2012, 02:09 AM
    Ugh they look like dogs. vomit
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #84 - June 12, 2012, 02:12 AM
    ROFL. They were also called "Tasmanian wolf" sometimes, which is really a bit more accurate.
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #85 - June 12, 2012, 02:13 AM
    There once was a tasmanian tiger,
    Everyone called him a liar,
    'Cause he had stripes on his back,
    And a face scary as being on crack,
    Poor fella was stuck in the dyer.

    The poor tasmanian tiger,
    People hunted 'till he was neither,
    A cat or a feline,
    and extinct 'cause he did a bee-line,
    To some amazing place we'll never finder.

    The lost tasmanian tiger,
    He's been defamed as being a crier,
    Who'd sneak the chooks,
    Like an evil crook,
    Yet was found innocent in his trial.

    Now we will never know,
    if the Tasmanian tiger,
    is hiding out in some snow,
    or in a forrest in some ongoing saga,
    or actually died a long time ago.

     Tongue

    Fuck poetry is hard. You make it look soooo easy Chepea.  finmad  Cheesy

  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #86 - June 12, 2012, 02:14 AM
    Wolves are cool!!! Even though they're canines (same thing as dogs).

    WOLVES!


    I know about the Tasmanian devil, those things are such a letdown. I thought they'd be big and scary. They're actually kinda cute. :/ LAME.
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #87 - June 12, 2012, 02:14 AM
    Quote from: Da_Dude on June 12, 2012, 02:13 AM
    There once was a tasmanian tiger,
    Everyone called him a liar,
    'Cause he had stripes on his back,
    And a face scary as being on crack,
    Poor fella was stuck in the dyer.

    The poor tasmanian tiger,
    People hunted 'till he was neither,
    A cat or a feline,
    and extinct 'cause he did a bee-line,
    To some amazing place we'll never finder.

    The lost tasmanian tiger,
    He's been defamed as being a crier,
    Who'd sneak the chooks,
    Like an evil crook,
    Yet was found innocent in his trial.

    Now we will never know,
    if the Tasmanian tiger,
    is hiding out in some snow,
    or in a forrest in some ongoing saga,
    or actually died a long time ago.

     Tongue

    Fuck poetry is hard. You make it look soooo easy Chepea.  finmad  Cheesy



    NICEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!  Afro Afro Afro Afro Afro

    Write one about TIGERS now! Cuz this Tasmanian creature is lame. Tongue
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  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #88 - June 12, 2012, 02:16 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 12, 2012, 02:09 AM
    Ugh they look like dogs. vomit


     Shocked nyanya

     001_wub

    Thylacines. I'm going to tell the kids if they want a pet they have to go start hunting for one.  grin12
  • Re: Tigers!!!!!!!!!!!
     Reply #89 - June 12, 2012, 02:16 AM
    I don't know what a marsupial is (too lazy to Google), so I'm just gonna pretend a thylacine is an amino acid base...
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