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Topic: He was panting and the waitress was waiting....LOL!

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He was panting and the waitress was waiting....LOL!
OP - June 18, 2012, 07:11 AM

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A hot-blooded groom from Feldkirch, Germany, couldn't wait until after the reception to celebrate with his new bride, so he went after a waitress instead.

Sneaking into the kitchen for a secret tryst, the groom and server got it on just hours after he tied the knot.

No one would have been the wiser if the father of the bride hadn't popped in for a snack - and the surprise of his life.

Austria's Vorarlberg Online reports that the groom wanted one last taste of the single life before happily ever after.

Unfortunately, the bride's father walked in on the lovers in the act.

The furious father stopped the music, sent home the crowds and told no one why....................

BOOM!BOOM!

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Re: He was panting and the waitress was waiting....LOL!
Reply #1 - June 18, 2012, 08:17 AM

Wow. Just wow.
- hypocrucifier
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Re: He was panting and the waitress was waiting....LOL!
Reply #2 - June 18, 2012, 09:51 AM

Quote from: Da_Dude on June 18, 2012, 08:17 AM
Wow. Just wow.

Moral: Extremists of any kind always come to grief. But they never learn!

The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
Thomas Paine

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
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Re: He was panting and the waitress was waiting....LOL!
Reply #3 - June 18, 2012, 10:02 AM
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- The emancipation of TRUTH from perceptions
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Re: He was panting and the waitress was waiting....LOL!
Reply #4 - June 18, 2012, 10:41 AM

That was not directed at you!

The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
Thomas Paine

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
- Da_Dude
- Still chillin'
- Ex-Muslim
- Chill Man
- offline
Re: He was panting and the waitress was waiting....LOL!
Reply #5 - June 18, 2012, 08:31 PM

Ok
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