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  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #240 - May 01, 2013, 10:45 PM
    That last one is brilliant circular logic. whistling2
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #241 - May 02, 2013, 08:35 AM
    Yeh, so if you ever get mugged and the mugger says, "Give me all your money or I'll stab you in the gut!", just remember how merciful he was for warning you.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #242 - May 02, 2013, 02:25 PM
    When a Muslim suffers: Allah is testing him.
    When a non-Muslim suffers: Allah is cursing him.
    When a Muslim is martyred: He will go to heaven to be with 72 houris.
    When a non-Musim is killed: He will burn in hell for ever.
    वासुदैव कुटुम्बकम्
    Entire World is One Family
    سارا سنسار ايک پريوار ہے
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #243 - May 02, 2013, 02:49 PM
    Quote from: UberSlave on May 01, 2013, 10:42 PM
    "All the discriptions of hell in the Quran is Allah's mercy trying to warn humanity and save them from all that punishment."


    I love the way that Muslims act like Allah is not responsible for creating hell in the first place, and the entire course of events that will lead most of mankind there in their absurd little story.

    Then they say Allah sent Muhammad as a Warner and a mercy. What?!

     No. If you want to be merciful, just don't create hell to begin with and don't create a course of events where most people end up burning there.

    It's like a terrorist planting a bomb in an office building, then calling himself merciful because he sent an illiterate, insane rambling bum in to tell everyone the place was about to blow up.

    Welp, you guys should have believed the rambling bum. Kaboom! Aren't I merciful?
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #244 - May 03, 2013, 08:24 AM
    Quote
    It's like a terrorist planting a bomb in an office building, then calling himself merciful because he sent an illiterate, insane rambling bum in to tell everyone the place was about to blow up.

    That's a perfect analogy.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #245 - May 03, 2013, 11:53 AM
    Quote
    the entire course of events


     like this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXtDChNB3gc
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #246 - May 03, 2013, 01:58 PM
    This is my favorite; the Greeks stole the science from the Muslims!
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #247 - May 03, 2013, 02:00 PM
    ^

    Would you like to create a thread and introduce yourself ?   Smiley

    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?board=2.0
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #248 - May 03, 2013, 10:40 PM
    Islamic golden age comments very interesting & deserve separate thread - split off here:

    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=24032.msg687229#msg687229
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #249 - June 08, 2013, 11:59 AM
    To ex-muslims:
    The closer you get to god, the more sucessful you'll be, turn your back on him and he turns his back on you
    You're unhappy because you don't hold god closer.

    About non-muslims:
    They're disgusting, because they eat pig.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #250 - June 09, 2013, 10:43 AM
    'Allah will deal with them in the afterlife.'
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #251 - June 09, 2013, 11:44 AM
    Quote from: spinozzaa on May 03, 2013, 01:58 PM
    This is my favorite; the Greeks stole the science from the Muslims!

    HOLY SHIT!!! I feel so insulted. I never knew that muslims measured the circumferance of the Earth to a close aproximation using nothing more than the shadows of 2 sticks...
    My Rules:
    1. I know bullshit when I see it.
    2. "Smart" comments will be ignored.
    3. Comments which aren't worthy of my time will be ignored.
    If I do not respond to your comment then it has fallen into the above categories.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #252 - June 21, 2013, 11:03 PM
    Ramadan fasting is good for you.
    Circumcision is more hygenic.
    Halal method of slaughter is more humane, (think if I had no other choice, I'd take the bolt over the blade).
    Jinn are a fact!(Statement made by a specialist medical practitioner).
    Shriah law if the judges are properly educated is the best form of law.
    Shia harm there bodies, they cut themselves, they kill people, don't trust them, stay away from them....
    Honestly I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.  015
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #253 - June 21, 2013, 11:37 PM
    You think too much. Islam isn't about the intellect it is about submitting notwithstanding any contradictions you find, remember, allah defies... everything. He could even make a square circle if he desired.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #254 - June 24, 2013, 01:33 PM
    You weren't a "proper and practicing Muslim".  whistling2
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #255 - June 24, 2013, 01:56 PM
    About ex-Muslims criticizing Islam:

    Quote from: DahirT on June 22, 2013, 07:03 AM
    I dont think a person who has left the religion quietly should be killed but if he is open about it and can be proven guilty then yes


    About Muhammad criticizing the Makkan religion:

    Quote from: DahirT on June 22, 2013, 07:03 AM
    -If a person is criticizing a belief doesnt give people the rights to prosecute and kill him.

  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #256 - June 24, 2013, 06:53 PM
    ^

    Please don't tell me those two quotes are from the same post.

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #257 - June 24, 2013, 06:57 PM
     yes
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #258 - June 24, 2013, 08:33 PM
    Surprised this cretin hasn't been banned. Don't know why you guys are entertaining him.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #259 - June 24, 2013, 08:41 PM
    I’ve stopped responding to him. Like I said earlier on, I wanted him to exhaust his Hamza’s arguments and end up making a fool of himself on the record and for everyone to see—which of course, he did.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #260 - June 24, 2013, 10:02 PM
    Quote from: BreakerofVows on June 24, 2013, 01:33 PM
    You weren't a "proper and practicing Muslim".  whistling2

    This one really annoys the fuck out of me. Judgemental twats, how DARE they look down on the sincerity of my beliefs back when I used to believe!
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #261 - July 09, 2013, 09:55 PM
    Religion and God are two separate things. You still believe in God, right?
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #262 - July 10, 2013, 10:50 AM
    You need to do salah. Praying will help you. Say astaghfirullah when you start doubting Islam, and spit to your left and right because shaitan is whispering in your ears.

    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.~Albert Einstein

    Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. ~Plato
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #263 - July 16, 2013, 09:00 AM
    Allah has closed up your heart, pray for forgiveness.  wacko
    "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #264 - July 16, 2013, 10:06 AM
    Quote from: Zinks on July 16, 2013, 09:00 AM
    Allah has closed up your heart, pray for forgiveness.  wacko

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Oh, the irony! grin12
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  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #265 - July 16, 2013, 03:00 PM
    ^^^ Ironic indeed

    Trust me, it is one of the most annoying sentences that can be uttered. The amount of times they drop it is ridiculous. Like, come on if god has not given me the ability to understand your dawah, please shut up  finmad.  It is even used between sects and differences when they can't come up with a "winner". Each declare the others heart is closed.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #266 - July 16, 2013, 10:16 PM
    "Islam is all about doing science. The first word revealed of the Quran is read."

    That's from an annoying radio program.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #267 - July 17, 2013, 04:19 AM
    Quote from: Toona on July 16, 2013, 10:16 PM
    "Islam is all about doing science. The first word revealed of the Quran is read."

    That's from an annoying radio program.



    Lies, lies, lies.

    It means recite. Or transmit knowledge. But not read. Muhammad had nothing physical to read and was semi-illiterate, after all.

    The utter hypocrisy of these simple-minded cretins frustrates me. Of course in this context the liminal islamic class, by which I mean folk that are sapient but not academic (marxist class division doesn't work here, obviously) uphold the status quo.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #268 - July 17, 2013, 11:48 AM
    Quote from: ILuvChocolate on July 10, 2013, 10:50 AM
    You need to do salah. Praying will help you. Say astaghfirullah when you start doubting Islam, and spit to your left and right because shaitan is whispering in your ears.


    Who cleans up the spit?  Huh?
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #269 - July 18, 2013, 01:53 AM
    Muslamic: You will find your way back, you're just...finding yourself.
    Me: Can't I find myself elsewhere?
    Muslamic: No.

    'You need Islam to be a moral person, who will teach you right from wrong?'

    'Islam is in your blood, you cannot just leave!'

    'Are you sure you're not muslim though?'

    'Can you not be tempted to try fasting, perhaps only half a fast?'

    'You must be rebelling, don't worry you won't always be so confused'.

    And my personal favourites...

    'You just want to have shenanigans with a dozen men whilst you drink yourself into oblivion!'

    'What do you want me to feed my grandchildren...bacon butties?!'






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