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  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #660 - August 23, 2015, 02:57 AM
    Quote
    Is it the last of it's kind or the only one of it's kind? If I remember correctly the phoenix is in an eternal cycle of life and death. It lives, it dies, and is reborn from the ashes. Not sure if it was always unique or there were originally others without having a look at the mythology.


    You're right. I erred. It seems to be a sort of cyclical rebirth such that there cannot exist more than one Phoenix at any given moment.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #661 - August 26, 2015, 07:01 AM
    ~ Why do you hate Muslims?
    Cause the place I came from, Muslims used to kill innocent peoples for simply not having the same belief.
    ~ You were never really a Muslim, were you?!
    Correct. I was a human being. Muslim are a completely different species with human stature but devoid of brain and have a tainted heart.
    ~ You are just angry at your parents/ex/god etc. etc.
    Of course I'm angry with my parents, cause they force fed me Islam at the age of 3. But that's not the soul cause of my apostasy.
    ~ You are all gay.
    If supporting gay love makes me a gay, then why not support the love and devotion of your dad (to your mother) can't makes me your biological father?
    ~ You just wanted to have sex and drink alcohol, didn't you?
    I want whole lots of things. Sex and alcohol are of least concern. However I don't really need to be an apostate to get some sex as long as Islam offering me 4 wives at any point of time. 
    ~ How can anyone leave Islam??!
    Just the way you leave your poops in the toilet
    ~ Don't you want to go to Jannah??
    Hell no. Think like that, Allah already declared all covering hijab girls will be sent to heaven and bikini bitches will be dragged to hell. So I bet my coin for hell. 
    ~ You must not have read the Quran
    I didn't just read quran but I understood it. That's what made me an apostate. You only read quran without understanding, so you're a devoted muslim. very simple .

    ~ You are probably all Jews/Christians/Hindus/Satanists etc. etc.
    Thankfully you didn't said I'm a Muslim. hahahahahaha
    God didn't created us in his Image. We created God as our own reflection.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #662 - August 26, 2015, 07:08 AM
    Genius lol
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #663 - August 26, 2015, 07:16 AM
    Thanks suki
    God didn't created us in his Image. We created God as our own reflection.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #664 - September 01, 2015, 01:40 PM
    *You just became muslim to marry a muslim

    * You just want to drink alchohol

    That last one was my favorite, since they knew I'm allergic to alchohol
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #665 - November 20, 2015, 11:47 PM
    -They didn't love the religion enough.

    -they weren't strong enough.

    -They never read the Qur'an

    -They suffered a few bruises, but the rotten worms already got into their hearts so now they're apostates. We must cut out contact with apostates to protect our faith.

    -One must never try to interpret the Qur'an without learned scholars with years of Islamic study

    -Ex-Muslims are traitors

    -Ex-Muslims spread hate against Muslims

    -Ex-Muslims confuse religion with culture and are now paying the price for it
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #666 - November 21, 2015, 12:16 AM
    "YOU WERE NEVER MUSLIM!" (Denial)
    "YOU WORK FOR THE FBI, YOURE NOT AN EXMUSLIM!" (Accusation of the informant)
    "ISIS DOESNT REPRESENT ISLAM" (Yep every terrorist group is created by the evil west)
    "YOU DONT KNOW THE BASICS OF ISLAM, THAT'S WHY YOU LEFT" (No I actually know more than you)
    "ISLAM IS BEAUTIFUL, ASK ANY SCHOLAR" (oh how convenient)
    "IT'S ANYONE'S CHOICE TO BELIEVE IN ISLAM" (But we'll kill you if you don't)
    "If you don't like your religion's fundamentalists, then maybe there's something wrong with your religion's fundamentals."
    "Demanding blind respect but not offering any respect in reciprocation is laughable."
    "Let all the people in all the worlds be in peace."
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #667 - December 05, 2015, 05:43 PM
    Friend: So do Atheists believe that the Quran was written by men?

    Me: Even Muslims believe that the Quran was written by men.

    Friend: U know what I mean...

    Me: If you mean 'don't Atheists believe that the Quran was divinely inspired' then no and your quite stupid for asking such an elementary question.

    Friend: True
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #668 - December 05, 2015, 07:11 PM
    -You were spiritually abused; I get it.

    -No, it wasn't Islam that made you leave - it was CULTURE!
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #669 - December 05, 2015, 07:14 PM
    What Muslims say about me behind my back:

    "He was mentally unstable. That is why he left Islam."

    "He gave up on the Qadr of Allah. He wasn't pleased what Allah ordained for him."

    "He was lonely. That's why he left."

    "If you don't like your religion's fundamentalists, then maybe there's something wrong with your religion's fundamentals."
    "Demanding blind respect but not offering any respect in reciprocation is laughable."
    "Let all the people in all the worlds be in peace."
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #670 - December 06, 2015, 04:16 PM
    "he's been tricked by those blonde, Western vixens." blonde is so not my type  Cheesy
    "Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to."
    هذا من فضل جدي
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #671 - December 06, 2015, 05:10 PM
    And why do blondes always get the credit? It's time us dark haired girls get some cred.
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #672 - December 06, 2015, 07:10 PM
    Exactly. Brunettes rule. Closely followed by redheads.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #673 - December 06, 2015, 10:49 PM
    "ISLAM IS BEAUTIFUL, ASK ANY SCHOLAR"

    Ooh, pick me, pick me!

    - if they cast value-judgements on any system of thought in their capacity as scholars, they're not scholars. That's not what scholars are for.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #674 - December 07, 2015, 02:15 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on December 06, 2015, 07:10 PM
    Exactly. Brunettes rule. Closely followed by redheads.

    You going senile?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #675 - December 07, 2015, 02:53 PM
    Quote from: Cornflower on December 06, 2015, 05:10 PM
    And why do blondes always get the credit? It's time us dark haired girls get some cred.


    Other way around - blonde men bad, brunette men (especially with dark skin) good and HALAL.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #676 - December 08, 2015, 03:01 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on December 07, 2015, 02:15 PM
    You going senile?


    Whoa.... smackdown over hair superiority. Everyone move back.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #677 - December 08, 2015, 03:37 AM










































































    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #678 - December 08, 2015, 04:13 AM
    So , you want a world where a son can fuck his mother and a brother can fuck his sister. No morals , no divine guidance.

    (Its amazing how they ignore everything else and come to sister and mother fucking , must be the only thing on their minds Tongue )
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #679 - December 08, 2015, 05:58 AM
    I know, What is up with the incest mentality among some people? I hear Christians say this to atheists too often.
    "If you don't like your religion's fundamentalists, then maybe there's something wrong with your religion's fundamentals."
    "Demanding blind respect but not offering any respect in reciprocation is laughable."
    "Let all the people in all the worlds be in peace."
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #680 - December 08, 2015, 07:33 PM
    Religious people like talking about incest. I don't know why. Perhaps because the human race was twice born from incestuous unions? First Adam and Eve, then Noah's kids shagging each other. Their god seems to be in favour of it.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #681 - December 08, 2015, 07:41 PM
     Cheesy
    "If you don't like your religion's fundamentalists, then maybe there's something wrong with your religion's fundamentals."
    "Demanding blind respect but not offering any respect in reciprocation is laughable."
    "Let all the people in all the worlds be in peace."
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #682 - December 09, 2015, 04:06 AM
    Quod won. For certain.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #683 - December 09, 2015, 05:48 AM
    Quote from: ExMuslimVlogGuy on December 08, 2015, 05:58 AM
    I know, What is up with the incest mentality among some people? I hear Christians say this to atheists too often.


    Well from my personal experience, there is a ton of "I think thou doth protest too much."
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #684 - December 09, 2015, 04:55 PM
    Quote from: three on December 09, 2015, 04:06 AM
    Quod won. For certain.

    With my redhead post or incest post?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #685 - December 09, 2015, 07:35 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on December 08, 2015, 07:33 PM
    Religious people like talking about incest. I don't know why. Perhaps because the human race was twice born from incestuous unions? First Adam and Eve, then Noah's kids shagging each other. Their god seems to be in favour of it.


    It is not due to the stories but the idea that w/o God no one has an basis to use for their moral compass. They are unable to think outside of the carrot (reward) and stick (punishment) mentality which is ingrained within many religions. They are unable to think of reasons against incest so assume and project their inability on to other people. However the argument fails when one looks at history in which ideas, customs, acts, etc, are considered immoral now even when past believers and even scripture thought it was moral.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #686 - December 09, 2015, 08:04 PM
    Quote from: gal_from_usa on December 09, 2015, 05:48 AM
    Well from my personal experience, there is a ton of "I think thou doth protest too much."


    I agree with this
    "If you don't like your religion's fundamentalists, then maybe there's something wrong with your religion's fundamentals."
    "Demanding blind respect but not offering any respect in reciprocation is laughable."
    "Let all the people in all the worlds be in peace."
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #687 - December 09, 2015, 10:43 PM
    Quote from: bogart on December 09, 2015, 07:35 PM
    It is not due to the stories but the idea that w/o God no one has an basis to use for their moral compass. They are unable to think outside of the carrot (reward) and stick (punishment) mentality which is ingrained within many religions. They are unable to think of reasons against incest so assume and project their inability on to other people. However the argument fails when one looks at history in which ideas, customs, acts, etc, are considered immoral now even when past believers and even scripture thought it was moral.

    Yes bogart, I'm aware. It was an attempt at tongue-in-cheek humour. Grin
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #688 - December 09, 2015, 11:58 PM
    According to the Quran, we should all be slaughtered.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #689 - December 10, 2015, 01:53 AM
    Actually that's not true. According to hadith. Quran never says kill the apostate. Though it does say slay the unbelievers wherever you find them, but there's a lot of contradictions in that book.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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