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 Topic: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims

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  • Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     OP - July 04, 2012, 07:09 PM
    In the interests of balance, I offer a reciprocal thread. Let no Muslim ever say that the good folks of CEMB are unwilling to be objective about this sort of thing.

    How's this for a starter?

    - you're wrong.

    Er.. that's it, really. Any Muslims care to jump in on this one?
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #1 - July 04, 2012, 09:13 PM
    You're a hypocrite.
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #2 - July 04, 2012, 09:39 PM
    Stop being a sheep and think for yourself. parrot
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #3 - July 04, 2012, 10:07 PM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #4 - July 05, 2012, 12:47 AM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #5 - July 05, 2012, 05:10 PM
    It`s not real....  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
    "the question is" said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be the master- that`s all."
    Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking- Glass.
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #6 - July 05, 2012, 05:12 PM
    Quote from: Godot on July 05, 2012, 12:47 AM
    Making these is SO fun! Grin

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    LOL @ your pictury-things!!! i like Charlie and the chocolate factory, speaks wisdom  bunny
    "the question is" said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be the master- that`s all."
    Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking- Glass.
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #7 - July 05, 2012, 05:47 PM


    "Ina La E-LaHa illa Allah wa Esh-hadu Ina Mohammad Rasool Allah[/i]. OK. Now can you please take your knives away from my throat? Gosh, so generous, how kind of you, thanks guys. "

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #8 - July 05, 2012, 05:58 PM
    - Stop trolling!

    Grin Grin
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #9 - July 05, 2012, 07:18 PM
    - The cognitive dissonance is strong in this one.
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #10 - July 05, 2012, 07:28 PM
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #11 - July 05, 2012, 07:30 PM
    You've been chosen for a mission to the moon.  
    1.  which way do you pray?
    2.  what TIME do you pray?
    3.  All the water is recycled urine.  What do you use to wash with for wudu?

    XD
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #12 - July 05, 2012, 07:33 PM
    JnT! You're back!  dance
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #13 - July 05, 2012, 08:33 PM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on July 05, 2012, 07:30 PM
    You've been chosen for a mission to the moon. 
    1.  which way do you pray?
    2.  what TIME do you pray?
    3.  All the water is recycled urine.  What do you use to wash with for wudu?

    XD


     Cheesy

    Nice one JnT. And great to see you back.  Afro
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #14 - July 05, 2012, 08:51 PM
    I love to say "Islam is a cult and an old man who was part of this cult attacked me with a sharp object as a child. It's scared me for life, I haven't ever seen my foreskin!" it's stupid but it gets them angry.
    I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.

    John Galt.
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #15 - July 06, 2012, 11:14 PM
    “Fuck off, leave me alone! I WON’T go to the masjid with you for evening prayers!”

    “Actually, I was REALLY a true believer. Idiot.”
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #16 - July 07, 2012, 12:17 AM
    http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/appeal-to-emotion
    http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/strawman
    http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/ad-hominem
    http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/tu-quoque
    http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/personal-incredulity
    http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/burden-of-proof
    http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/appeal-to-authority
    ....
    ....
    ....
     parrot
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #17 - July 07, 2012, 10:32 PM
    Quote from: -Tmp- on July 05, 2012, 07:28 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

     Cheesy
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #18 - July 08, 2012, 01:37 AM
    Quote from: -Tmp- on July 05, 2012, 07:28 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Where do I obtain one of these shirts?
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #19 - July 08, 2012, 07:03 AM
    Quote from: asbie on July 08, 2012, 01:37 AM
    Where do I obtain one of these shirts?

    I can't find the exact same design, but found one on the following links:
    - http://www.zazzle.com/im_an_atheist_debate_me_t_shirt-235509655340496224
    - http://www.atheist-monkey.com/product_view.php?index=50&t-shirt=I-am-an-atheist-debate-me
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #20 - July 08, 2012, 07:12 AM
    Wow, thanks -Tmp-.  Afro
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #21 - July 08, 2012, 08:28 AM
    this thread is a trap, almost ..

    @thread

    wokey , I'm a crazy muslim, go bug someone else ...
  • Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #22 - October 24, 2013, 11:37 PM
    Just literally happened this morning.

    Sister: I can't believe people think child marriages are okay in Islam!
    Me: But it is okay. If it is encouraged to follow the example of the prophet and the prophet married Aisha when she was six and consummated the relationship when she was nine, that means it's okay for any guy to marry an underage girl.
    Sister: That was a different time. No one does that anymore.

     Tongue
    "so now, if you leave (Allahu A?lam is you already have) what will u do??? go out and show ur body to all the men??? sleep with countless men?? maashaAllah if you think think this is freedom or womens right then may Allah guide you to that which is correct."
  • Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #23 - October 25, 2013, 02:44 PM
    ^ The punchline to that is: “That means Muhammad was a man of his time. And since we don’t follow some of his practices, that means he is NOT an eternal example for mankind.”
  • Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #24 - October 27, 2013, 08:28 PM
    Quote from: toor on July 04, 2012, 07:09 PM


    - you're wrong.





    you're just wasting your time
    Haven't you ever had a single doubt?


  • Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #25 - October 27, 2013, 11:13 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on October 25, 2013, 02:44 PM
    ^ The punchline to that is: “That means Muhammad was a man of his time. And since we don’t follow some of his practices, that means he is NOT an eternal example for mankind.”


    Yes. But I can't go that far yet. She doesn't know I'm an ex Muslim. lipsrsealed

    Also, she doesn't believe Aisha was nine when she consummated her relationship with Muhammed, so, I doubt she would take to heart anything like that. She believes in the Islam that fits with her life (i.e. she likes to wear make up so women are allowed to wear make up in Islam.)
    "so now, if you leave (Allahu A?lam is you already have) what will u do??? go out and show ur body to all the men??? sleep with countless men?? maashaAllah if you think think this is freedom or womens right then may Allah guide you to that which is correct."
  • Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #26 - October 27, 2013, 11:16 PM
    Quote from: -Tmp- on July 05, 2012, 07:28 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)


    I am atheist - debate me lol
    I am desperate - masdebate me.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #27 - October 27, 2013, 11:28 PM
    Quote from: free spirit on October 27, 2013, 11:16 PM
    I am atheist - debate me lol
    I am desperate - masdebate me.


     - or it could be - I like arguing with many people at the same time Lol - Massdebate me. I like that, even if I say so myself.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #28 - October 27, 2013, 11:30 PM
    Psycho guy and a boy in my school were called Mr. Bates

    once in English class, the foppy teacher said, Will you tell us, young Master Bates.....
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Shit ex-Muslims say to Muslims
     Reply #29 - October 29, 2013, 12:09 AM
    Thats funny. The more science I read, the less confused I got.
    Don't read all those science books bro, you'll just get more confused.

    That's funny. The more science I read, the less confused I get.
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