Wet dreams

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Wet dreams
OP - August 23, 2012, 07:13 PM

I'm aware of how wet dreams occur when you don't try and wank and/or have sex for a while and you ejaculate during your sleep without you knowing. Yesterday this is what has happened to me cause i haven't been masturbating as much lately as i would love to due to just being busy etc.

I just want to know even though the length of when wet dreams occur for each person varies, that for each individual do they get wet dreams at the same period. In other words if i haven't masturbated during a week and got a Wet Dream, does that mean i have to make sure i wank before the week ends?

If it helps i have a high sex drive so i'm not sure whether wet dreams would occur sooner for me and whether i need to get off sooner rather than later? Anything that can help me indicate how long it takes would be appreciated.

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Re: Wet dreams
Reply #1 - August 23, 2012, 07:34 PM

Keep a diary and work from that, as what you've posed is a variation on the 'how long is a piece of string' question.

Also, be aware that wet dreams happen when shaitan spooges onto your brain through your ears while you sleep. Read the quran before bedtime to protect yourself, or invest in earmuffs with the word 'Allah' embroidered on each side. Barakallahu fiik.

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Re: Wet dreams
Reply #2 - August 23, 2012, 07:50 PM

Quote from: toor on August 23, 2012, 07:34 PM
Keep a diary and work from that, as what you've posed is a variation on the 'how long is a piece of string' question.

Also, be aware that wet dreams happen when shaitan spooges onto your brain through your ears while you sleep. Read the quran before bedtime to protect yourself, or invest in earmuffs with the word 'Allah' embroidered on each side. Barakallahu fiik.

yeah i could do that then that can give me a idea about it but even if it was variable are there any signs i can guess when it might come?

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Re: Wet dreams
Reply #3 - August 23, 2012, 08:36 PM

I read, though I don’t know if it is true (may be some sort of Illuminati–style conspiracy theory), that a non–sexual man has a wet dream cycle of 23 days.
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Re: Wet dreams
Reply #4 - August 23, 2012, 09:01 PM

Quote from: Kodanshi on August 23, 2012, 08:36 PM
I read, though I don’t know if it is true (may be some sort of Illuminati–style conspiracy theory), that a non–sexual man has a wet dream cycle of 23 days.

Can you explain what you mean by non sexual male? Is it someone who isn't aroused?

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Re: Wet dreams
Reply #5 - August 23, 2012, 09:29 PM

Yeah, my bad. I meant someone not sexually active. Doesn’t release via sex or masturbation.
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Re: Wet dreams
Reply #6 - August 23, 2012, 09:41 PM

When I was an adolescent, I would get wet dreams pretty much... I don't know... at least once a week if I didn't masturbate.
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Re: Wet dreams
Reply #7 - August 24, 2012, 12:25 AM

Never had one to the point that i thought it could be a myth

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Re: Wet dreams
Reply #8 - August 24, 2012, 01:02 AM

Quote from: Cato on August 24, 2012, 12:25 AM
Never had one to the point that i thought it could be a myth

really Cato.. no bed wetting?? you didn't piss in your pants when you were kid ...

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Re: Wet dreams
Reply #9 - August 24, 2012, 01:13 AM

They said wet dream, not bed wetting.

*In comes the long incomprehensible reply with one or few irrelevant youtube videos from Yeez...

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

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Re: Wet dreams
Reply #10 - August 24, 2012, 01:18 AM

Quote from: Cato on August 24, 2012, 01:13 AM
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*In comes the long incomprehensible reply with one or few irrelevant youtube videos from Yeez...

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what is the difference?? it is all wet and wetting..... in bed and in sleep..... Cato..

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Re: Wet dreams
Reply #11 - August 24, 2012, 07:46 AM

You can't tell the difference between pee and cum, yeez? I thought you were a medical man.

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Re: Wet dreams
Reply #12 - August 24, 2012, 08:45 AM

Quote from: toor on August 24, 2012, 07:46 AM
You can't tell the difference between pee and cum, yeez? I thought you were a medical man.

That's why yeezevee doesn't know whether he is coming or going. Boom Boom.

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Re: Wet dreams
Reply #13 - August 24, 2012, 11:18 AM

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Quote from: devilsadvokat on August 24, 2012, 08:45 AM
That's why yeezevee doesn't know whether he is coming or going. Boom Boom.

Yeezevee - Just so you remember - different colour.

Quote from: toor on August 24, 2012, 07:46 AM
You can't tell the difference between pee and cum, yeez? I thought you were a medical man.

Devil... off course I am different color., I am certainly not a normal guy specially on forums.. lol

But toor whether one is doctor or actor; .you should NOT ask that question., you are making me look like worse than an animal .. I ask you why??

In a simplest sense, Every walking/noise making animal on this planet know the difference.. but Allah of Quran thinks., Muslims are STUPID and they don't know about that fluid

funny thing is Allah didn't know that even animals know about that fluid. So on that., let me read Quran toor lol..

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086.005: So let man consider of what he is created:

086.006: He is created of water pouring forth,

086.007 : Coming from between the back and the ribs.

See that Liquid/water/pee/fluid ..it is all same., it is full full of science of reproduction. hell even Animals know that very well we don't need human brain to know that.

Any way thank you toor " making me look like less educated than animal... " ..lol..

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Re: Wet dreams
Reply #14 - August 26, 2012, 12:01 AM

Yeah, remember to say bismillah ahmuntu ahiyya kalima toyyiba la illaha illalla before sleeping to avoid such foul self-indulgence Allah has given you involuntarily.
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Re: Wet dreams
Reply #15 - September 03, 2012, 09:06 PM

Lol cato/devilsadvocat for the yezeevee comments in this thread.

Lol yezeevee also....for being you

@Aboybrushedpastmeandilikedit: in case you're still interested in opinions on this subject, I'll offer mine. I was a right wanker as a teenager, so I guess my opinion carries some weight on this?

Anyways, from what I've gathered, how fast a wet dream will come to you depends on a number of factors: your sex drive; your imagination; your mental well-being; the position you sleep in; the number of desirable potential partners around you on a daily basis; the number of flirts you are getting; the intensity of these flirts; whether the thrilling possiblity hangs over you that you may get somewhere with someone soon; the potential for danger/explosiveness/infidelity within this potential sexual encounter... I could go on, but my mind gets even more depraved the deeper I go into it. And you're only a kid, so I'll spare you from the possibility of having my corruption rub off on you....talking of rubbing off, if you are sexually inactive for a week, and everything I've mentioned above is at the higher end of the scale, then there is a danger of discharge. But the average person, with not too many thrills going on in their lives, will be fine for two weeks. Three weeks is danger level, even for a depressed, ugly hermit. So, if you want to avoid a mess, I'd timetable some privacy in, at least once a fortnight.

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