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 Topic: Chivalry

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  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #30 - November 04, 2012, 09:56 AM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on November 04, 2012, 05:23 AM
    Then insist on holding the door for them even though they turn up after you reach the door. Ya know just to let them know how it feels.

    Besides if you call yourself Sir Wankalot you should act accordingly.  Tongue


    It usually descends into a 5 minute farce with each of us going - No after you. No after you! No I insist. No I insist!
    Then I can't be arsed anymore because I have better things to do so I stomp off (gracefully) Grin
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #31 - November 04, 2012, 10:23 AM
    The annoying thing about having doors kept open for me is when I'm meters away and feel like I have to rush to the door or risk looking like an arsehole.  I see it happening to others all the time.  And, vice versa, when I'm at the door and see someone behind me as I start to calculate and make that split-second decision of just how far away is too far to hold the door open for them.

    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #32 - November 04, 2012, 12:13 PM
    Quote from: Godot on November 04, 2012, 05:35 AM
    I can easily see why women would find it offensive,

    Why would anyone find it offensive?

    I mean I hold the door for anyone, regardless of gender, not seen anyone who was disgruntled by my courteous action of holding the door for them.

    Rustled my jimmies though when someone doesn't say thanks  finmad
     
    Quote
    so I'd hate to be accused of sexism if I was just trying to be nice.


    It doesn't take much to be accused of sexism today  Cheesy.

    Quote from: Sir Wankalot on November 04, 2012, 09:56 AM
    It usually descends into a 5 minute farce with each of us going - No after you. No after you! No I insist. No I insist!
    Then I can't be arsed anymore because I have better things to do so I stomp off (gracefully) Grin


    Dear sir Wankalot,

    Please teach me the art of stomping off gracefully  grin12
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #33 - November 04, 2012, 01:18 PM
    Quote from: arX on November 04, 2012, 10:23 AM
    The annoying thing about having doors kept open for me is when I'm meters away and feel like I have to rush to the door or risk looking like an arsehole.  I see it happening to others all the time.  And, vice versa, when I'm at the door and see someone behind me as I start to calculate and make that split-second decision of just how far away is too far to hold the door open for them.

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Yes it's such a complicated process Grin
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #34 - November 04, 2012, 01:20 PM
    Quote from: ZOMG on November 04, 2012, 12:13 PM
    Why would anyone find it offensive?

    I mean I hold the door for anyone, regardless of gender, not seen anyone who was disgruntled by my courteous action of holding the door for them.

    Rustled my jimmies though when someone doesn't say thanks  finmad
     
    It doesn't take much to be accused of sexism today  Cheesy.

    Dear sir Wankalot,

    Please teach me the art of stomping off gracefully  grin12


    Are you the same ZOMG as the one in this emoticon?

     Go Criss!
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #35 - November 04, 2012, 01:28 PM
    Quote from: ZOMG on November 04, 2012, 12:13 PM
    Dear sir Wankalot,

    Please teach me the art of stomping off gracefully  grin12



    It's hard to explain, you have to make sure your footsteps have the right amount of force but not enough to make you look like godzilla  grin12
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #36 - November 04, 2012, 02:22 PM
    I confronted a 40 something year old man who kept letting me go through the doors first during a tour. He said 'ladies first' and I said 'no'. Tried refusing to go through a few times, but he wouldn't budge. I'm fully capable of opening doors and going through them. It's just offensive.

    He was only doing it because I look like a woman. Not a good enough reason.

    Or when men refuse to acknowledge that on my birth certificate under name it doesn't say...

    Babe
    Darling
    Love
    Hun

     finmad


    Unrelated rant:

    I hate it when I can't sit comfortably with my legs WIDE APART without looking like I'm sexually available. My body wants to reclaim the space it's owed.

    If you're going to treat someone differently just because of their gender then you are the big poop that clogs up a toilet.
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #37 - November 04, 2012, 02:45 PM
    The doors thing is mildly annoying.... what really makes me feel like ranting are men who make a big deal about swearing in front of women. Never fails to make me go  Roll Eyes when guys in the office are having a chat, and someone says fuck or shit etc and then gasps, looks at me and goes 'oh i'm so sorry'. What do I look like, your granny you fucking cunt?!  Roll Eyes
    Or before they swear they go 'you might want to cover your ears'. Oh really? Do you think I'll faint?
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #38 - November 04, 2012, 02:57 PM
    When men hold doors open for me I pretend to be a spastic fuck and walk away. I don't open doors for people, they're perfectly capable with their own hands, millions of years of evolution gone into that damn limb. Unless of course, they're holding something heavy with both hands, or it's an elevator with crazy ass doors.  cool2
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #39 - November 04, 2012, 03:02 PM
    Quote from: Sir Wankalot on November 04, 2012, 02:45 PM
    The doors thing is mildly annoying.... what really makes me feel like ranting are men who make a big deal about swearing in front of women. Never fails to make me go  Roll Eyes when guys in the office are having a chat, and someone says fuck or shit etc and then gasps, looks at me and goes 'oh i'm so sorry'. What do I look like, your granny you fucking cunt?!  Roll Eyes
    Or before they swear they go 'you might want to cover your ears'. Oh really? Do you think I'll faint?


    Swearing's fine by my book but I absolutely can't stand it when a man calls a woman a bitch or a cunt in an action reflective of his anger or when he simply feels undermined by a woman. It's not asking for chivalry or for men to be more polite to women, but simply asking them to find more uni-sexual insults to throw when they feel an absolute necessity...
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #40 - November 04, 2012, 03:15 PM
    Quote from: Sir Wankalot on November 04, 2012, 02:45 PM
    The doors thing is mildly annoying.... what really makes me feel like ranting are men who make a big deal about swearing in front of women. Never fails to make me go  Roll Eyes when guys in the office are having a chat, and someone says fuck or shit etc and then gasps, looks at me and goes 'oh i'm so sorry'. What do I look like, your granny you fucking cunt?!  Roll Eyes
    Or before they swear they go 'you might want to cover your ears'. Oh really? Do you think I'll faint?


    YES!
    Just talk to me like you talk to your man-mates.
    And I knew some Muslim women who would stop talking when a man was around. Like some random they didn't even know.
    What the hell. Just TALK whenever you want, HOWEVER you want regardless of how many men or women are around.

    Quote from: XianAmersu on November 04, 2012, 03:02 PM
    Swearing's fine by my book but I absolutely can't stand it when a man calls a woman a bitch or a cunt in an action reflective of his anger or when he simply feels undermined by a woman. It's not asking for chivalry or for men to be more polite to women, but simply asking them to find more uni-sexual insults to throw when they feel an absolute necessity...


    Or when men use 'girl' or 'woman' as an insult.

    BEING A WOMAN IS NOT AN INSULT.

    (And I'm surprised by how many people don't know the difference between girl and woman.)

    'Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is so fragile that apparently even the slightest brush with the feminine destroys it' - Gwen Sharp.


    Cunts are MUSCLE
    Kick me in my CUNT and I won't flinch.
    So think twice before using my CUNT
    as a SYNONYM FOR WEAK

    I got carried away.
    Brb.
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #41 - November 04, 2012, 03:17 PM
    Quote from: cognisance on November 04, 2012, 03:15 PM
    Or when men use 'girl' or 'woman' as an insult.


    I didn't actually realise how sexist this was until I heard a woman use it for the first time. (She was a teacher...)
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #42 - November 04, 2012, 03:54 PM
    Quote from: Sir Wankalot on November 04, 2012, 02:45 PM
    The doors thing is mildly annoying.... what really makes me feel like ranting are men who make a big deal about swearing in front of women. Never fails to make me go  Roll Eyes when guys in the office are having a chat, and someone says fuck or shit etc and then gasps, looks at me and goes 'oh i'm so sorry'. What do I look like, your granny you fucking cunt?!  Roll Eyes
    Or before they swear they go 'you might want to cover your ears'. Oh really? Do you think I'll faint?

    ^This. So so much. Or when you swear and they look at you like you've lost your mind or broke some unwritten rule or something -_-
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #43 - November 04, 2012, 03:56 PM
    Maybe they're just turned on? Swearing turns me on.
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #44 - November 04, 2012, 04:30 PM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on November 04, 2012, 01:20 PM
    Are you the same ZOMG as the one in this emoticon?

     Go Criss!


    Quote from: Sir Wankalot on November 04, 2012, 01:28 PM
    It's hard to explain, you have to make sure your footsteps have the right amount of force but not enough to make you look like godzilla  grin12


    Do you also make a wanking gesture?  Tongue

    Quote from: Sir Wankalot on November 04, 2012, 02:45 PM
    when guys in the office are having a chat, and someone says fuck or shit etc and then gasps, looks at me and goes 'oh i'm so sorry'. What do I look like, your granny you fucking cunt?!  Roll Eyes
    Or before they swear they go 'you might want to cover your ears'. Oh really? Do you think I'll faint?


    Quote from: XianAmersu on November 04, 2012, 03:02 PM
    Swearing's fine by my book but I absolutely can't stand it when a man calls a woman a bitch or a cunt in an action reflective of his anger or when he simply feels undermined by a woman. It's not asking for chivalry or for men to be more polite to women, but simply asking them to find more uni-sexual insults to throw when they feel an absolute necessity...


    What about when woman call men 'dicks' or 'twats'?
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #45 - November 04, 2012, 04:37 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on November 04, 2012, 03:56 PM
    Maybe they're just turned on? Swearing turns me on.


    I usually don't associate v this v face with being turned on but k
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #46 - November 04, 2012, 05:48 PM
    Quote from: Jema on November 04, 2012, 03:54 PM
    ^This. So so much. Or when you swear and they look at you like you've lost your mind or broke some unwritten rule or something -_-


    Pharaoh Tongue
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #47 - November 04, 2012, 05:50 PM
    Quote from: Sir Wankalot on November 04, 2012, 02:45 PM
    The doors thing is mildly annoying.... what really makes me feel like ranting are men who make a big deal about swearing in front of women. Never fails to make me go  Roll Eyes when guys in the office are having a chat, and someone says fuck or shit etc and then gasps, looks at me and goes 'oh i'm so sorry'. What do I look like, your granny you fucking cunt?!  Roll Eyes
    Or before they swear they go 'you might want to cover your ears'. Oh really? Do you think I'll faint?


    Swearing in front of women generally tends to be a bad idea. That's why I try to avoid women if at all possible.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #48 - November 04, 2012, 05:59 PM
    Quote from: asbie on November 04, 2012, 05:50 PM
    Swearing in front of women generally tends to be a bad idea. That's why I try to avoid women if at all possible.


  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #49 - November 04, 2012, 07:08 PM
    Quote from: ZOMG on November 04, 2012, 04:30 PM
    Do you also make a wanking gesture?  Tongue


    Sometimes, just to see them go  ohmy
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #50 - November 04, 2012, 07:08 PM
    Quote from: asbie on November 04, 2012, 05:50 PM
    Swearing in front of women generally tends to be a bad idea. That's why I try to avoid women if at all possible.


    A wise decision, my good man Grin
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #51 - November 04, 2012, 07:22 PM
    Quote from: Sir Wankalot on November 04, 2012, 09:56 AM
    It usually descends into a 5 minute farce with each of us going - No after you. No after you! No I insist. No I insist!


    Ok. Then just spank them and say

    "NO!  I insist  Smiley"    bunny
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #52 - November 04, 2012, 07:24 PM
    Quote from: cognisance on November 04, 2012, 03:15 PM
    Cunts are MUSCLE
    Kick me in my CUNT and I won't flinch.
    So think twice before using my CUNT
    as a SYNONYM FOR WEAK

    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #53 - November 04, 2012, 07:30 PM
    Quote from: arX on November 04, 2012, 07:24 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)


    "The more powerful and original a mind, the more it will incline toward the religion of solitude."


    "i used to steal my sisters barbies so i could take their clothes off and perv on them" - prince spinoza
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #54 - November 04, 2012, 10:52 PM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on November 04, 2012, 07:22 PM
    Ok. Then just spank them and say

    "NO!  I insist  Smiley"    bunny


    Unfortunately, I never find myself in these situations with guys that I fancy spanking  Tongue
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #55 - November 05, 2012, 12:24 AM
    Well usually guys start avoiding you if you spank them(If they are the nerdy types). Even if you don't like them it might save you the annoyance later on.

    I got spanked by a girl in Grade 8 once.
    It was my turn to feed the frogs we kept in class I went to the frog tank and then *spank* *giggles* "nice ass TheDarkRebel* *giggles*

    Since I was socially awkward it was soo embarrasing  Embarrassed 
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #56 - November 05, 2012, 12:47 AM
    Quote from: Aurora on November 04, 2012, 05:48 PM
    Pharaoh Tongue

     yes
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #57 - November 05, 2012, 07:26 AM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on November 05, 2012, 12:24 AM
    Well usually guys start avoiding you if you spank them(If they are the nerdy types). Even if you don't like them it might save you the annoyance later on.

    I got spanked by a girl in Grade 8 once.
    It was my turn to feed the frogs we kept in class I went to the frog tank and then *spank* *giggles* "nice ass TheDarkRebel* *giggles*

    Since I was socially awkward it was soo embarrasing  Embarrassed 



    I think it would be embarrassing for anyone no matter what your age Grin
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #58 - November 05, 2012, 12:04 PM
    The knots people tie themselves into over simple human interplay.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Chivalry
     Reply #59 - November 05, 2012, 12:06 PM
    Quote from: arX on November 04, 2012, 10:23 AM
    The annoying thing about having doors kept open for me is when I'm meters away and feel like I have to rush to the door or risk looking like an arsehole.  I see it happening to others all the time.  And, vice versa, when I'm at the door and see someone behind me as I start to calculate and make that split-second decision of just how far away is too far to hold the door open for them.

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    haha brilliant

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

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