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 Topic: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science

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  • Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     OP - December 03, 2012, 06:53 PM
    My hero:

    http://metropolistv.nl/en/themes/masturbation/world-champion-jerking-off-in-japan
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #1 - December 03, 2012, 07:02 PM
    OMG, there's a trophy for that? And a world champion? How the fuck does that guy have a girlfriend? I wonder if he still feels pleasure

    Weird shit, where do you find this stuff, perv?
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #2 - December 03, 2012, 07:06 PM
    I hate to spoil the party but overmasturbation can desensitize your penis,lower your sperm count and make you lose erection in the middle of sex. Just saying.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #3 - December 03, 2012, 07:18 PM
    I'm assuming you have some hard evidence to back those claims.

    Edit: ismasturbationbad.com doesn't count.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #4 - December 03, 2012, 07:34 PM
    Fuck! Because of that video I clicked on this one. Im never eating a fruit salad ever again!

    http://metropolistv.nl/en/themes/masturbation/blowing-of-steam-with-a-papaya-in-peru

    LOL check out what his mum casually says starting at 03:35! Poor Flipper!
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  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #5 - December 04, 2012, 12:34 AM
    Papayaphiles.

    ^Holy gross  Cheesy She said it so casually, "yeah, some kids just stick it in chickens and pigs...and dogs...and dolphins". Is anything un-fuckable out there?
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #6 - December 04, 2012, 02:41 AM
    I'm gonna be honest. If there was a way for dolphins to communicate consent, human dolphin sex would be pretty hot. Kiss
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #7 - December 04, 2012, 02:57 AM
    Quote from: asbie on December 04, 2012, 02:41 AM
    I'm gonna be honest. If there was a way for dolphins to communicate consent, human dolphin sex would be pretty hot. Kiss


    If they were sticking their cock in the blow hole the dolphin would be screaming "I cant breath you fucker! This isnt how I give head!" lol
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    Believe in yourself
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    Strike me down and I'll just become another nail in your coffin
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    There's such a thing as sheep in wolfs clothing... religious fanatics
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #8 - December 04, 2012, 05:58 AM
     Cheesy
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #9 - December 04, 2012, 07:28 AM
    Also could lead to a lot of dolphin pairs breaking up.
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #10 - December 04, 2012, 07:42 AM
    If we're not eating animals, fruits and veggies, we're fucking them  Cheesy
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #11 - December 04, 2012, 08:27 AM
    Other than little dogs, humans are officially the horniest animals on the planet.
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #12 - December 04, 2012, 09:31 AM
    Quote from: Pepe on December 04, 2012, 02:57 AM
    If they were sticking their cock in the blow hole the dolphin would be screaming "I cant breath you fucker! This isnt how I give head!" lol


     Cheesy
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #13 - December 04, 2012, 09:32 AM
    Nothing I dislike more than competitive w**kers. Cheesy
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #14 - December 04, 2012, 10:08 AM
    Quote from: Sprout on December 03, 2012, 07:02 PM
    OMG, there's a trophy for that? And a world champion? How the fuck does that guy have a girlfriend? I wonder if he still feels pleasure

    What does masturbating have to do with having a girlfriend?

    Quote from: Cato on December 03, 2012, 07:06 PM
    I hate to spoil the party but overmasturbation can desensitize your penis,lower your sperm count and make you lose erection in the middle of sex. Just saying.

    That's true. And I would add that many people seem incapable of separating what they enjoy watching in porn and what kinds of things partners actually enjoy in bed, which tend to be different things.
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #15 - December 04, 2012, 10:33 AM
    Did you watch the video?

    I can't imagine many women would put up with a guy who masturbates openly in the living room multiple times a day as a 'hobby' and would be happy with having to time these sessions and make records of them.
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #16 - December 04, 2012, 11:23 AM
    Well, I would imagine a woman would be supportive of her partner's hobbies no matter how quirky and eccentric they may be. But that's just me.

    Besides, masturbating is not the worst hobby to have.
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #17 - December 04, 2012, 11:43 AM
    Quote from: Abood on December 04, 2012, 11:23 AM
    Well, I would imagine a woman would be supportive of her partner's hobbies no matter how quirky and eccentric they may be. But that's just me.

    Ya reckon?  Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #18 - December 04, 2012, 12:31 PM
    Quote from: Abood on December 04, 2012, 10:08 AM
    That's true. And I would add that many people seem incapable of separating what they enjoy watching in porn and what kinds of things partners actually enjoy in bed, which tend to be different things.


    Yup, there was one time when i laid off from fapping for five days,Damn, the orgasm was great, i moaned as loud as i can while the jizz just kept on gushing on and on that for a second i thought i bursted my condom only to see the glan covered by jizz.(Ew! Grin ). It was worth it. Since then i try to make a habit of wanking only when i'm incredibly horny and know that i wont get laid for awhile.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #19 - December 04, 2012, 12:32 PM
    Quote from: Abood on December 04, 2012, 11:23 AM
    Well, I would imagine a woman would be supportive of her partner's hobbies no matter how quirky and eccentric they may be. But that's just me.

    Besides, masturbating is not the worst hobby to have.


    You've gotta admit that's a weird hobby. The dude's a professional wanker  Tongue
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #20 - December 04, 2012, 12:36 PM
    You're not familiar with the gay males section of porn websites, are you? Many of those men don't do it for free Wink
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #21 - December 04, 2012, 12:39 PM
    Hmm, i can imagine asbie making a career out of it.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #22 - December 04, 2012, 12:43 PM
    ^But...but...it's still weird! I mean he's in an actual competition for masturbators. How does one win these things anyway? Is it whoever lasts the longest or what?
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #23 - December 04, 2012, 12:46 PM
    Quote from: Cato on December 04, 2012, 12:39 PM
    Hmm, i can imagine asbie making a career out of it.


    Hahaha.  Cheesy
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #24 - December 04, 2012, 12:46 PM
    Cato  What is going on here? CONTROL YOURSELF .. don't look at Abood...  

    What is this  masturbation ?? Every time I open the forum.. This thread is on top of everything for the past 10 days or so.. Is this Nov/Dec month a  masturbation month or what??  You all guys/girls need to learn and practice the so-called masturbation without  touching anything..  Then only I say you perfected the technique of mental masturbation..

    I thought  there is folder for fun topics like this one .. Rant folder??

    And Al-Alethia  Stop it..  I mean stop laughing  ........  it is no laughing matter..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #25 - December 04, 2012, 12:52 PM
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    Al-Alethia  Stop it..  I mean stop laughing  ........  it is no laughing matter..

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  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #26 - December 04, 2012, 01:00 PM
    Quote from: yeezevee on December 04, 2012, 12:46 PM
    Cato  What is going on here? CONTROL YOURSELF .. don't look at Abood...  

    What is this  masturbation ?? Every time I open the forum.. This thread is on top of everything for the past 10 days or so.. Is this Nov/Dec month a  masturbation month or what??  You all guys/girls need to learn and practice the so-called masturbation without  touching anything..  Then only I say you perfected the technique of mental masturbation..

    I thought  there is folder for fun topics like this one .. Rant folder??

    And Al-Alethia  Stop it..  I mean stop laughing  ........  it is no laughing matter..


    Ok, for those who voted for Yeez as JOTM, I apologize for saying that you have an odd sense of humour Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #27 - December 04, 2012, 01:03 PM
    Quote from: Al-Alethia on December 04, 2012, 12:52 PM
    Cheesy :.......................................... Cheesy

    Now I know why Loonwatch banned you.. you are a stubborn girl   Cheesy   ...   For some reason that Michael Elwood doesn't want to join CEMB.,   Ask him why?  I asked loons to open a forum  for serious discussions not just some letter writing... But rascals asked me to join some other forum..

    So let us get  that Elwood here and beat him up...
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #28 - December 04, 2012, 01:25 PM
    ^Oh you  Cheesy I'll gladly admit to being stubborn.
  • Re: Masturbation Thread: For Practitioners of the Self Love Science
     Reply #29 - December 04, 2012, 05:56 PM
    Ok.. talking about Masturbation/sex/ .. Let us learn something from SCRIPTURES...

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    Learn when to bathe:

    (Book #5, Hadith #290)  Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "When a man sits in between the four parts of a woman and did the Sexual intercourse with her, bath becomes compulsory."  

     Abdullaah ibn Mas’ood said,  "We were with the Prophet while we were young and had no wealth whatsoever. So Allaah’s Messenger said, "O young people! Whoever among you can marry, should marry, because it helps him lower his gaze and guard his modesty (i.e. his private parts from committing illegal sexual intercourse etc.), and whoever is not able to marry, should fast, as fasting diminishes his sexual power." Bukhari:5066. The hadeeth orders men who are not able to marry to fast despite the hardship encountered in doing so, and not to masturbate despite the ease with which it can be done.


    So all of you guys who are writing in tot his thread.. "Start Fasting"  . guys.. not girls..

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
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