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 Topic: Cock-Blocking the Talaaq

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  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     OP - February 13, 2013, 02:44 AM
    Just heard some awesome news from a Muslim friend of mine.  Our local masjid has REFUSED to acknowledge "Islamic divorces" (i.e. those I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you, during the middle of an argument, "wham bam thank you Ma'am", drive thru, "do you want fries with that" style divorces!)

    Thank GOD for some level of progress in the community!  So, apparently, they are making the couple get their LEGAL divorces first, then once they have the divorce finalized...only THEN they will rubber stamp their "Islamic" ones.....which will allow for the men to get remarried in the community.  Hmm, have to ask her how this works with couples who are not legally married, but whatever....

    ABOUT TIME!

    And just when I thought I didn't have any respect for the Imams in this town.....
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #1 - February 13, 2013, 02:52 AM
    OMG, still talking to her on IM and she is saying that several men have actually filed lawsuits with the masjid over this.

    LOL!  Good luck with that, boys!
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #2 - February 13, 2013, 03:18 AM
    Which country is this in? The lawsuit for?
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #3 - February 13, 2013, 03:25 AM
    A M E R I C A
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #4 - February 13, 2013, 03:26 AM
    they filed suits "against" the masjids, btw.  not "with" them...my bad
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #5 - February 13, 2013, 03:30 AM
    the are filing a lawsuit in the "kaffir" courts trying to get the masjid to uphold their "islamic" rights

     popcorn

    i so gotta be in the courtroom when this hearing goes down.
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #6 - February 13, 2013, 03:30 AM
    I can see that going well. Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #7 - February 13, 2013, 03:33 AM
    I am looking up the court case online right now to see when it is.

    I would pay admission.  seriously.
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #8 - February 13, 2013, 03:35 AM
    You should be able to go in for free. I still don't understand on what grounds the lawsuit is based. What laws (besides the one's that don't count, i.e. islamic) were broken?
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #9 - February 13, 2013, 03:35 AM
    grrr. I can't find it anywhere

    I will have to dig deeper tomorrow.
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #10 - February 13, 2013, 03:37 AM
    yeah it doesnt make sense to me either.  maybe I am missing something but I swear that is what she said.  maybe they only got as far as hiring a lawyer and that lawyer told them they dont have any grounds to file

    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #11 - February 13, 2013, 04:32 AM
    Great news.  Afro
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #12 - February 13, 2013, 05:23 AM
    Lesson to Muslims on the separation of church and state?

    Can't even get over what a JOKE the "talaq" thing is :/
    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #13 - February 13, 2013, 01:42 PM
    Yes, Allat, it is fantastic news. 

    Quote
    Lesson to Muslims on the separation of church and state?

    Can't even get over what a JOKE the "talaq" thing is :/


    I can't even begin to tell you how many talaq horror stories I have heard of.  It must be one of the most vicious ways that a man can divorce his wife that I have ever heard
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #14 - February 14, 2013, 06:52 AM
    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #15 - February 14, 2013, 06:59 AM
    It wouldn't be as bad if both parties could do it, then it would just be farcical. 
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #16 - February 14, 2013, 08:05 AM
    I was never a Muslim, can someone fill me in on what's going on here (or provide a link)?

    Do Muslims have a different kind of marriage?
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #17 - February 14, 2013, 08:14 AM
    Personally I thank my lucky stars everyday that I was divorced this way.

    No hassle of getting a legal divorce, just one argument in which he was stupid enough to set me free with 9 words.  Grin

    Even though he tried afterwards to insist we were still married I got a letter from an imam telling me I wasn't. 

    Best experience out of my entire marriage that was.

    Obviously I get why its bad for others, but for myself, I was free immediately.  Married to divorced in 60 seconds, my hollywood moment. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #18 - February 14, 2013, 08:20 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on February 14, 2013, 08:14 AM
    Personally I thank my lucky stars everyday that I was divorced this way.

    No hassle of getting a legal divorce, just one argument in which he was stupid enough to set me free with 9 words.  Grin

    Even though he tried afterwards to insist we were still married I got a letter from an imam telling me I wasn't. 

    Best experience out of my entire marriage that was.

    Obviously I get why its bad for others, but for myself, I was free immediately.  Married to divorced in 60 seconds, my hollywood moment. 


    Thats pretty cool BerberElla. You know what that reminds me of.. "Master has given Dobby clothes! Dobby is free!" bunny
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #19 - February 14, 2013, 09:03 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy

    Now I'm never going to remember that moment any other way.  Dobby is free.  Grin

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #20 - February 14, 2013, 10:45 AM
     dance Hahaha. Indeed, Dobby is free! Awesome story by the way. Painless, quick exit. That rabbit was Dobby doing a little freedom-dance.  bunny
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #21 - February 14, 2013, 03:24 PM
    yup Jila

    that photo is sadly close to the reality out there

    can't even tell you how many talaq horror stories I have heard

    ridiculous
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #22 - February 15, 2013, 03:07 AM
    Quote from: sethyboy0 on February 14, 2013, 08:05 AM
    I was never a Muslim, can someone fill me in on what's going on here (or provide a link)?

    Do Muslims have a different kind of marriage?


    Must not start your immersion into the wonderful world of Al-Islam with boring subjects like talaaq. Read about takfir instead:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takfir
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #23 - February 16, 2013, 01:15 AM
    Quote from: Alex Lam Meem on February 15, 2013, 03:07 AM
    Must not start your immersion into the wonderful world of Al-Islam with boring subjects like talaaq. Read about takfir instead:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takfir


    Who would have known? It's practically an art Shocked
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #24 - March 02, 2013, 04:40 PM
    ^ Talaq (divorce) is basically when a man tells his wife "I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you" and bam she's divorced, and has 3 months to get her arse out. No explanation or grounds or paperwork needed. Some Islamic authorities have said "text message" talaqs are valid, as are drunken talaqs and I once read a case about a talaq uttered in sleep being upheld as valid, and the couple being forced to split. 

    If a woman wants a divorce, it's not even called a divorce, and it's a whole fucking process I can't be bothered typing out… 
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #25 - March 02, 2013, 07:46 PM
    Quote from: Al-Alethia
    I once read a case about a talaq uttered in sleep being upheld as valid, and the couple being forced to split

    I know this topic is not funny at all (its one of the stuff that pissed me off when I was a Muslim). But what the hell.  Cheesy
    "Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all
            Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

    - John Keats
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #26 - March 02, 2013, 08:33 PM
    Someone should ask an imam this question.


    If a man says " Talaq (I divorce you) talaq, Talaq"  while having sex with his wife has he committed fornication if the penis is still inside the wife after he has uttered the three divorce words.   

     
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #27 - March 02, 2013, 09:18 PM
    ^ Cheesy There's a three month waiting period (iddah) during which the husband can take the wife back, and I think resuming sexual relations anytime during this period nullifies the divorce. So, if he talaqed her while he was inside her, it'd have been nullified right away.
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #28 - March 02, 2013, 10:08 PM
    Dumping someone while you're still fucking them is really pushing the limits of good taste. Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Cock-Blocking the Talaaq
     Reply #29 - March 02, 2013, 10:13 PM
    Quote from: Al-Alethia on March 02, 2013, 09:18 PM
    ^ Cheesy There's a three month waiting period (iddah) during which the husband can take the wife back, and I think resuming sexual relations anytime during this period nullifies the divorce. So, if he talaqed her while he was inside her, it'd have been nullified right away.

     


    Are you ex-shia or ex sunni ?

    From the sunni perspective the husband can take back the wife during the waiting period only if he said " talaq" once or if he said "talaq" twice but if he says it the third time he has no chance to take her back.

    And if he has sex with her during the iddah period without formally taking her back then it is fornication.

    However since he says it three times it means he can't take her back and if he is still inside her after saying the three divorce word is he committing fornication if his penis is still inside ?

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
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