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  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #30 - February 20, 2013, 01:51 AM
    His poor reasoning reminds me of a genetics joke about a few lines from Shakespeare's As You Like It

    All the world's a stage
    (All of life exists for perpetual gene transfer)
    And all the men and women merely players
    (Men and women are the vehicles, the pawns in the selfish-gene game)
    They have their exits and their entrances
    (exons and introns, DUH)
    And one man in his time plays many parts
    (Multiple female partners = greater reproductive success)

    ZOMG SHAKESPEARE JUST BASICALLY GAVE YOU A CRASH COURSE ON BIOLOGY. HOW COULD HE HAVE KNOWN ALL THAT SHIT CENTURIES BEFORE THE INVENTION OF GENETICS?

    If only Shakespeare had claimed prophethood, eh Grin
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

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  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #31 - February 20, 2013, 02:09 AM
    Quote from: Lluvia on February 20, 2013, 01:24 AM
    redriding, no one could ever produce anything like that. Those are the words of our Lord transmitted to our prophet happymurtad (peace be upon him).


    And it has been said that happymurtad (pbuh) is regarded as trustworthy even among the scoffers! Yet when presented with the hallowed 'boob' verse they do not repent! Repeat: "He’s a certified boob* with a mammary gland".

    *Boob (or boo-bot) classification index (BCI) - as related by our beloved HM (S.A.W) in sahih volume:

    Stage I: Pre-Boob
    Stage II: Boob
    Stage III: Certified boob
    Stage IV: Certified boob with a mammary gland
    Stage V: Executive boob
    Stage VI: Royal boob

  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #32 - February 20, 2013, 02:54 AM
    Quote from: happymurtad on February 20, 2013, 01:03 AM
    Jibreel had this to say about Dawahman. I thought it was a little harsh, but JB assured me it was completely warranted. I also thought it sounded a little like Surat Ar-Rahman, but JB says that is purely coincidental.

    Surat Dawahman
    1. DawahMaan
    2. He shits in a can
    3. He does not have a plan
    4. His videos should be banned
    5.  He thinks there are miracles in the Qur’an
    7. And he sayeth “Bang Bang” and still thinks he’s so grand
    8. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    9. It is sad to think he’s his own biggest fan
    10. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    11. He doth  peddle his courses like a snake oil sales maaannn
    12. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    13. The kufi he wears is clearly secondhand
    14. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    15. He is as ignorant as an ostrich with his head in the sand
    16. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    17. The logic he doth use is tired and bland
    18. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    19. He degrades Richard Dawkins or at least thinks that he can
    20. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    23. He’s that sleazy grease ball that you really can’t stand
    24. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    25. He’s a certified boob with a mammary gland
    26. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    27. Glory be to the SWT, The original Mac Daddy with the Master Plan










    I await for new revelations to Happy Murtad the way the Sahaba must have awaited for new verses from Muhammad... Happy Murtad's are a fuck of a lot better though! Dude publish these in a book and call it "The Better Quran" Tongue
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    Believe in yourself
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    Strike me down and I'll just become another nail in your coffin
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    There's such a thing as sheep in wolfs clothing... religious fanatics
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #33 - February 20, 2013, 03:52 AM
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    e publish these in a book and call it "The Better Quran"



    Here's a better title.


     "The Holy Qur'an (CEMB Remix) "    

     dance
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #34 - February 20, 2013, 04:07 AM
    lol thailes said all living things are made of water 600BC

    greek plagiarism ftw
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #35 - February 20, 2013, 05:45 AM
    The Quran: New Testament (even newer than that other new one, ON SALE NOW MOFOS)

    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #36 - December 14, 2013, 07:29 AM
    You guys will be absolutely shocked to hear this. Please ensure that you are sitting down.
    At 1:55 in the video below, this Einstein of dawah explains that "the secondary school I came from was the 13th worst school in the country."
    How can this be? He has reached the pinnacle of intellectual achievement despite being educated at the 13th worst school in the country! Incredible!

    If you would like to follow in the scholarly footsteps of dawahman, then fear not. He also offers us some advice. at 7:40, we learn of the key to success:

    "What are you priorities here when you are here at university?
    Please make no mistakes when I say this to you....your priority is to give dawah.
    That is a precedent that comes way before your studies."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6hd7lCYqjc

  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #37 - December 14, 2013, 10:22 AM
    "So when I came to uni, I was one of the smarter kids from my secondary school."

    *bored silence*

    "Say masha'allah."

    *unenthusiastic mutterings of masha'allah*


    Bwahahahaha who is this joker? He has to prompt the audience to flatter his ego  Cheesy
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #38 - December 25, 2013, 01:46 AM
    13 minutes of leg shaking sexual frustration

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMn4zUKQzhw
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #39 - December 25, 2013, 04:18 PM
    I assume these videos are supposed to be funny to us, or inspiring to Muslims... whatever. The point is, they are so embarrasing, that I can litteraly not watch them more than 30 seconds before I shut them dowm. Like, seriously, they actually believe they have anything intelligent to say. Faith in humanity, not restored  mysmilie_977
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #40 - December 25, 2013, 05:51 PM
    Its people like him that makes my day complete and satisfying lol
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #41 - December 25, 2013, 06:05 PM
    Probably validates you to leaving islam
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #42 - December 25, 2013, 07:28 PM
    To be fair, some of the Muslims I know think he's an absolute pillock too.

    Apparently he came to a masjid to give a talk and he was asked to leave and ppl were laughing at him, not the most Islamic etiquette but yea, I don't think all of them take him serious either.
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #43 - February 19, 2014, 10:17 PM
    Quote from: dr_sloth on December 25, 2013, 01:46 AM
    13 minutes of leg shaking sexual frustration

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMn4zUKQzhw


    I wonder whether you guys have any links in which that fellow wrote something on Islam

    http://lionofallah.com/post/35708595986/lionofallah-is-now-working-with-dawahman-aka-br-imran

    and some you could go to that lionofallah   link and link CEMB in it., for e.g. this folder and help him out. 
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
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