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 Topic: What if Satan is Sneaky?

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  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     OP - February 28, 2013, 01:14 AM

    What if Mohammed was Satan disguising himself as a prophet in order to lead people away from the true faith, Christianity?
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #1 - February 28, 2013, 01:16 AM

    Too bad Satan doesn't exist
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #2 - February 28, 2013, 03:36 AM

    Isn't that what Christians actually think about Muslims Cheesy


    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #3 - March 01, 2013, 03:37 PM

    What do you mean "IF" Satan is sneaky. Everyone knows he's sneaky and that would be just the sort of low down unsporting type of thing he'd do.
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #4 - March 01, 2013, 04:06 PM

    When I was at the edge of leaving Islam I started to see those Muslims with the mark on the forehead and thought to myself that that was the mark of the devil on their foreheads.

  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #5 - March 01, 2013, 05:28 PM

    Speaking as Satan, no, that wasn't me. My last big wheeze was getting people to play vinyl backwards.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=Yu_rSlX1Feg#t=237s
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #6 - March 02, 2013, 06:55 PM

    Satan is the only interesting character in Islamic mythology. The first to disobey Allah.

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #7 - March 02, 2013, 07:03 PM

    In islamic mythology all satan (Iblis) really does is go around Trolling people.


    He didn't kill anyone according to Islamic mythology.

    In fact Muhammad killed alot of people.


    Which kinda really makes you wonder why muslims demonize Satan and idolize Muhammad.

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #8 - March 02, 2013, 08:19 PM

    You're really onto something Sethy. I mean, it's not like that's what Christians have believed For. Like. Ever or anything. 
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #9 - March 02, 2013, 08:58 PM

    I know man, how do I do this shit?
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #10 - March 03, 2013, 05:38 AM

    I agree with Al Hallaj. He said, "Satan is the true believer in the Unity of Being because he refused to worship anything but Allah"

    And even though Iblis (Satan) says, "Verily, Allah promised you a promise of truth. And I too promised you, but I betrayed you. I had no authority over you except that I called you, so you responded to me. So blame me not, but blame yourselves. I cannot help you, nor can you help me. I deny your former act in associating me (Satan) as a partner with Allah (by obeying me in the life of the world). Verily, there is a painful torment for the Zalimun (polytheists and wrong-doers, etc.)."

    Iblis Himself can't do it persuading Muslims to leave Islam..  Do you think any anti Islam websites will be successful against Muslim.

    Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). (al-Baqarah 2:18)
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #11 - March 03, 2013, 06:04 AM

    Iblis Himself can't do it persuading Muslims to leave Islam..  Do you think any anti Islam websites will be successful against Muslim.

    Of course. Because anti Islam websites actually exist and Satan is just a character in a myth.

    It's quite common for people to leave religion after being exposed to the errors absurdities of their religion. The internet is perhaps the most powerful tool for human emancipation from religion.

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #12 - March 03, 2013, 06:28 AM

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    Of course. Because anti Islam websites actually exist and Satan is just a character in a myth.

    Satan (Iblis) isnt a myth.  Iblis is a woman.

    Quote
    It's quite common for people to leave religion after being exposed to the errors absurdities of their religion. The internet is perhaps the most powerful tool for human emancipation from religion.

    Iblis was very knowledgeable far more advanced than internet.

    Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). (al-Baqarah 2:18)
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #13 - March 03, 2013, 06:36 AM

    Iblis was very knowledgeable far more advanced than internet.


    It's a lot easier to access the internet however. Tongue
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #14 - March 03, 2013, 06:44 AM

    Satan (Iblis) isnt a myth.  Iblis is a woman.
    Iblis was very knowledgeable far more advanced than internet.

    Iblis can be whatever you want it to be if you're making shit up.

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #15 - March 03, 2013, 06:54 AM

    It's a lot easier to access the internet however. Tongue

    Because you and some other one of those "disciple" of modern times, who have learned from someone else. You've collected it, then you want use it in the way you think best and anything intellectual you find, you take it and turn it into useful information.

    Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). (al-Baqarah 2:18)
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #16 - March 03, 2013, 07:01 AM

    S.A.M - Silly-Ass Motherfucker Smiley
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #17 - March 03, 2013, 08:20 AM

    S.A.M - Silly-Ass Motherfucker Smiley


     thnkyu

    Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). (al-Baqarah 2:18)
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #18 - March 03, 2013, 09:17 AM

    Satan (Iblis) isnt a myth.  Iblis is a woman.


    Yes much like Puff the Magic Dragon isnt a myth and Honah Lee is a real place.
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #19 - March 03, 2013, 09:28 AM

    SAM, seriously, you really are living in an imaginary made- up delusional world where you have absolutely no actual evidence or proof for any of the stuff you come out with.

    If it is true - as you say - that Wrongdoers and Polytheists will suffer a "painful torment", don't you think there ought to be some actual evidence to prove any of it is true? Otherwise why should anyone believe it anymore than any other myth or legend? And what sort of All-merciful Being tortures creatures for failing to believe stuff that he has not provided any evidence for?

    If there are any brain cells up there in your head that are not away with the fairies, then I would urge you to use them.
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #20 - March 03, 2013, 12:44 PM

    Hassan calm down mate, you should not get worked up over things like this.
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #21 - March 03, 2013, 04:32 PM

    SAM, seriously, you really are living in an imaginary made- up delusional world where you have absolutely no actual evidence or proof for any of the stuff you come out with.

    If it is true - as you say - that Wrongdoers and Polytheists will suffer a "painful torment", don't you think there ought to be some actual evidence to prove any of it is true? Otherwise why should anyone believe it anymore than any other myth or legend? And what sort of All-merciful Being tortures creatures for failing to believe stuff that he has not provided any evidence for?

    If there are any brain cells up there in your head that are not away with the fairies, then I would urge you to use them.

    Verily, there is a painful torment for the Zalimun (polytheists and wrong-doers, etc.)."

    What does Zalimun mean?

    The acts which are done by themselves i.e. who 'do wrong', wicked hearts, bad impressions, heart full of the hatred, transgressor, lie, steal, cheat, rape, murder, misguide themselves and many more.. in the first place.. These practices are considered Zalimun within ourselves

    What does painful torment mean?

    To make a long story short. Christianity teaches that Isa was crucified. In Islam, Isa never died on the cross.

    The story of the betrayal of Judas, (Judas the traitor) was considered a traitor to the Prophet Isa . This is because the behavior that has been causing mischief (zalimun) in him. . Allah therefore punished Judas by making him look like Jesus in the eyes of the soldiers. …But before the crucifixion, Judas was beaten, flogged and also was physically exhausted to carry his cross.  Judas suffered the painful torments during in his lifetime not after his death.
    or
    For people that commit those crimes is found guilty with aggravating circumstances, for example killing someone who gets caught faces capital punishment for their actions. He or she received the death sentence or into life imprisonment. It is considered for them a painful torment.

    I see as ex Muslim you still believe in Hellfire after death.

    Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). (al-Baqarah 2:18)
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #22 - March 03, 2013, 04:40 PM

    I see as ex Muslim you still believe in Hellfire after death.

    You should have gone to Specsavers.

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #23 - March 03, 2013, 04:52 PM

    SAM seriously!? I think we have left our delusions and brainwashing behind us. Coming on here trying to convince us of a super intelligent female genie called Satan is laughable. You might as well try and convince us that Voldemort is real.

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    Believe in yourself
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    Strike me down and I'll just become another nail in your coffin
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    There's such a thing as sheep in wolfs clothing... religious fanatics
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #24 - March 03, 2013, 05:03 PM

    Voldemort's not real  Huh?  I suppose I can stop referring to him as He Who Cannot Be Named then.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #25 - March 03, 2013, 05:18 PM

    SAM seriously!? I think we have left our delusions and brainwashing behind us. Coming on here trying to convince us of a super intelligent female genie called Satan is laughable. You might as well try and convince us that Voldemort is real.

    Years went by, and Eve was preoccupied with thoughts of that Testicle (Forbidden Fruit). Then one day, Eve can't resist temptation to kiss...
    Pls read this thread....Eve is a Iblis (Satan)

    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=18483.150


    Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). (al-Baqarah 2:18)
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #26 - March 03, 2013, 05:25 PM

    Years went by, and Eve was preoccupied with thoughts of that Testicle (Forbidden Fruit). Then one day, Eve can't resist temptation to kiss...
    Pls read this thread....Eve is a Iblis (Satan)

    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=18483.150

    And this makes more sense than reality to you?

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #27 - March 03, 2013, 05:40 PM

    Quote
    And this makes more sense than reality to you?

     Iblis is a methapor.

    Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). (al-Baqarah 2:18)
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #28 - March 03, 2013, 05:51 PM

    Iblis is a methapor.

    As useful as an astray on a motorbike.

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • What if Satan is Sneaky?
     Reply #29 - March 03, 2013, 06:12 PM

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    Satan (Iblis) isnt a myth.  Iblis is a woman.


    Iblis is a methapor.


    Yeah, this makes sense and I find those statements valid. S.A.M

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
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