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 Topic: If you could change sex for a day...

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  • If you could change sex for a day...
     OP - March 09, 2013, 11:32 PM

    ....what would you do? 

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #1 - March 09, 2013, 11:37 PM

    If could become a woman for a day.

    I'd dress up in sexy clothes and makeup, go to an expensive bar and get guys to buy me drinks.   bunny

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #2 - March 09, 2013, 11:39 PM

    ....what would you do? 


    Touch my boobies.
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #3 - March 09, 2013, 11:40 PM

    If could become a woman for a day.

    I'd dress up in sexy clothes and makeup, go to an expensive bar and get guys to buy me drinks.   bunny

     

    And after that I would go and touch my boobies.

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #4 - March 09, 2013, 11:43 PM

     Cheesy

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #5 - March 09, 2013, 11:53 PM

    There's more to being a woman than boobies.   Tongue  If there wasn't you'd never see any women, we'd all be home all day groping ourselves. 

    Anyway, what about the ladies on the forum?  What would you do if you were a man for a day?

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #6 - March 09, 2013, 11:55 PM

    Sit on my ass and play video games all day.

    Oh, we're supposed to do something different? wacko

    I guess I could play more online games and swear at people in a girly voice and stuff. Probably accidentally make some people fall in love with me and be very disturbed when I was back to normal the next day :S

    I supposed I might also fap once seeing as I wouldn't really get the chance to fap without making a mess again. Not too sure about that though seeing as anti-depressants do a decent job of making you not horny.

    Then back to more video games of course Tongue
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #7 - March 09, 2013, 11:59 PM

    Be a lesbian.

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #8 - March 10, 2013, 12:02 AM

    I'd quite like to know what its like to pee standing up.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #9 - March 10, 2013, 12:03 AM

    I can't answer this without incriminating myself

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #10 - March 10, 2013, 12:07 AM

    I'd quite like to know what its like to pee standing up.

     

    It's kinda like aiming a water gun




    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #11 - March 10, 2013, 12:10 AM

    I'd quite like to know what its like to pee standing up.

    It's like peeing sitting down, except you're standing up. Cheesy

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #12 - March 10, 2013, 12:18 AM

    :-/ I don't think I'd do much different...maybe chase after girls? ... grin12

    Wink Wink

    -Would enjoy knowing I will never have a period again.

    -Enjoy not having breast just being *there* and in the way...though it would make me feel pre-pubescent...if I still remember that I was a woman previously in this scenario.

    -Wear jeans that I've worn for the last three days without giving a toss.

    -I'd style a beard for fun.

    -I'd probably be more outgoing.

    -Enjoy having a hairy chest and legs and not give a fuck.

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #13 - March 10, 2013, 02:50 AM

    Cool thread  grin12

    After experimenting for days with my dick, I'd do a tonne of weights and see how huge my arms can get dance

    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #14 - March 10, 2013, 03:18 AM

    ^

    working out is fun when you get used to it.

    After the first time you lift weights your arms get so stiff it kills for like a whole day.  grin12

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #15 - March 10, 2013, 04:41 AM

    I asked the same question in a largely female forum just to see what would be the difference in the answers.  The three top answers I have from women so far are...

    1)  Pee standing up

    2)  Punch something

    3)  Do some maths so we can see if they're really all that clever.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #16 - March 10, 2013, 04:49 AM

     Cheesy @ 3. You wouldn't notice the diference, on average.

    BTW: if I could change sex for the day, I probably wouldn't. I like women, but I don't have any desire to be one. If I was given the choice of changing my skin for the day, I'd be more likely to pick a non-human option. Why? Because that would really give a different perspective and would, IMHO, be more fascinating than just being another human.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #17 - March 10, 2013, 04:55 AM

    Yeah, but you could pee sitting down.   dance

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #18 - March 10, 2013, 05:02 AM

    I'd masturbate and make myself cum just so I could feel what cumming as a girl felt like. I wouldn't have sex with a guy because by the time I turned back I'd be totally weirded out.
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #19 - March 10, 2013, 05:09 AM

    Quote
    I'd masturbate and make myself cum just so I could feel what cumming as a girl felt like. I wouldn't have sex with a guy because by the time I turned back I'd be totally weirded out.


    TY!! I was like huh where are all the dick/vagina comments! Come on people, just admit it grin12


    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #20 - March 10, 2013, 05:09 AM

    I have seen video's of women peeing while standing up... it can be done!

    I've always wondered what it felt like being a girl physically. Are there noticeable differences in the overall 'feeling' of gender? Or is it deceptively similar aside from less/more meat in certain areas of the body?

    I would document my findings!
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #21 - March 10, 2013, 05:41 AM

    Yeah, but you could pee sitting down.   dance

    I can do that anyway, if I want to. Being able to pee standing up does not preclude peeing sitting down. bunny

    I sometimes do this, like if I have to take a leak in the middle of the night and I'm so sleepy I cbf'd aiming.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #22 - March 10, 2013, 09:14 AM

    I'd masturbate and make myself cum just so I could feel what cumming as a girl felt like.


    This, only the other way around. I'm pretty curious about male orgasm. From what I hear we experience climax quite differently!

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #23 - March 10, 2013, 09:26 AM

    I'd do the obvious, I'm afraid. Get fucked by the first truck driver who pulled into my lay-by.

    I have a female friend who doesn't like sex much, is kinda into girls, but likes penetration. I'd like to try it.
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #24 - March 10, 2013, 10:02 AM

    If it's only for a day it would not be interesting.

    I'd need at least a whole month to experience life as a woman.

    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #25 - March 10, 2013, 02:25 PM

    ^ make that a year, am rather curious about feelings of creating life, godlike.





    And  shoes, give me  lots of it.
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #26 - March 10, 2013, 02:55 PM

    I'd masturbate and make myself cum just so I could feel what cumming as a girl felt like. I wouldn't have sex with a guy because by the time I turned back I'd be totally weirded out.

     

    I would have sex with a guy so that I could know how it feel to cum as a woman AND to know how to please a woman in bed. What better opportunity to find all the good erotic spots and how to work them.


    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #27 - March 10, 2013, 02:57 PM

    Yeah, I think we need to find out though if we would still think as our normal guy selves or if we would have women brains too. If we still thought like guys, I don't think I could stomach sex with a man. The experience would not be worth the life time scars that would ensue.
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #28 - March 10, 2013, 03:02 PM

    oh well anyhow  Happy Murtad if a woman randomly shows up to your door and wants to have sex with you chances are it's  means that I got a temporary sex change.

           Wink     

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • If you could change sex for a day...
     Reply #29 - March 10, 2013, 03:04 PM

    Assume if your a woman you get turned on by guys and think like girls yet you will still retain the memory of that sexual encounter.


    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
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