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 Topic: Muslims and Sexuality

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  • Muslims and Sexuality
     OP - May 02, 2013, 06:39 PM
    By Shelina Janmohamed

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    Abdelaziz Aouragh runs an online sex shop for Muslims. “We don’t sell products that simply enhance the love life between man and woman,” he explains. “All of our products provide a deeper meaning to sexuality, sensuality and even spirituality.”
    His company El Asira, based in the Netherlands, offers products like “sensual silicone” and “glamour lotion.” All of his products are Halal.
    “The majority of our customers are women,” he tells me. “With men there is too much bravado.”
    I see this pattern often repeated of Muslim women leading their male counterparts in the discussion about sexuality and intimacy.
    According to Islamic law, sex is limited to between those who are married. But when it comes to exactly what you can do, and how sex is generally discussed, Islam itself is quite open. Sex is of course for procreation, but it’s also for pleasure.......

     

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    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #1 - May 02, 2013, 06:56 PM
    Quote
    But when it comes to exactly what you can do, and how sex is generally discussed, Islam itself is quite open.

    Only in the way that Muslims are so sheltered that they have no idea of all their options.

    Yeah, I'm sure Islam is very tolerant of BDSM. Cheesy
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #2 - May 02, 2013, 07:04 PM
    Islam is so amazing yo.
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #3 - May 02, 2013, 07:08 PM
    Word to your Allah.
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #4 - May 02, 2013, 07:09 PM
    Islam is the BOMB diggity.
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #5 - May 02, 2013, 07:13 PM
    Fo shizzle my ex-Mizzles
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #6 - May 02, 2013, 07:20 PM
    Islam is tha dopest at every last muthafuckin thang even sex lets make sex dawah quick
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #7 - May 02, 2013, 07:52 PM
    I think we need another Jibreel inspired hadith on this topic, with strawberries and cream Tongue
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #8 - May 02, 2013, 08:07 PM
    Inb4 the gynocentrists

    I think its a good news that muslimahs in Netherland are sexually active, otherwise why would a muslim bloke open a sex shop catered to them.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #9 - May 02, 2013, 08:11 PM
    hahahaha i'm actually cracking up to all of your retarded posts xD
    Il faut savoir grandir et aller de l'avant.
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #10 - May 02, 2013, 08:23 PM
    mmm strwberries nd crem
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #11 - May 02, 2013, 09:01 PM
    Their marketing commercial could go something like this...  whistling2

    1. Yo word to your Allah
    2. Strap on a neck collar
    3. This dope Islamic sex is enough to make you holler
    4.So ladies grab your husband, Brotha, grab your four wives
    5. Who said us Muzzies had boring sex lives?
    6. We be layin it down, we be gettin it in
    7. And we always say "bismillah" before we begin
    8. So grab yo'self some strawberries and a can of whip cream
    9. This ain't yo imagination or some crazy wet dream
    10. Just seek refuge in Allah from that shaitani-rajeem, son
    11. We be Islamic but we still be havin fun
    12. So sista take of that niqab and put some slob on his nob
    13. And brotha eat that sista out like she was corn on da cob
    14. We gonna show yall dis ill sunnah sex and dis halal blow job
    15. So brotha ask that wali if you can marry his gal
    16. A signed paper and a dowry makes it all halal
    17. Take that sista home then tell her to drop it
    18. Then lay it down halal style just like prophet
    19. Rub up on her skin wit dis halal sex lotion
    20. Let the neighbors hear as yall be makin that comotion
    21. Say your takbeer and keep your body in motion
    22. Islamic sex then a ghusl gonna keep it all pure
    23. Cause if you got Muslim blue balls then Akhi we got the cure!
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #12 - May 02, 2013, 09:07 PM
    You guys are hilarious, and HM that was brilliant  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #13 - May 02, 2013, 09:25 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on May 02, 2013, 09:01 PM
    Their marketing commercial could go something like this...  whistling2

    1. Yo word to your Allah
    2. Strap on a neck collar
    3. This dope Islamic sex is enough to make you holler
    4.So ladies grab your husband, Brotha, grab your four wives
    5. Who said us Muzzies had boring sex lives?
    6. We be layin it down, we be gettin it in
    7. And we always say "bismillah" before we begin
    8. So grab yo'self some strawberries and a can of whip cream
    9. This ain't yo imagination or some crazy wet dream
    10. Just seek refuge in Allah from that shaitani-rajeem, son
    11. We be Islamic but we still be havin fun
    12. So sista take of that niqab and put some slob on his nob
    13. And brotha eat that sista out like she was corn on da cob
    14. We gonna show yall dis ill sunnah sex and dis halal blow job
    15. So brotha ask that wali if you can marry his gal
    16. A signed paper and a dowry makes it all halal
    17. Take that sista home then tell her to drop it
    18. Then lay it down halal style just like prophet
    19. Rub up on her skin wit dis halal sex lotion
    20. Let the neighbors hear as yall be makin that comotion
    21. Say your takbeer and keep your body in motion
    22. Islamic sex then a ghusl gonna keep it all pure
    23. Cause if you got Muslim blue balls then Akhi we got the cure!


    Nice!!!

    You should make a record.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #14 - May 02, 2013, 09:40 PM
    lol, that would be a pretty niche market.
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #15 - May 02, 2013, 09:46 PM
    HM Grin
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #16 - May 02, 2013, 09:48 PM
    Seriously though, how saturated in Allah and Islam and Islam-identity mania are you that even your sexuality has to be sanctioned, policed and referenced to Islam? Everywhere, everything, Islam Islam Islam.

    "Yeah, so I'm going to give a blow job, oh my god this blow job is so enjoyable, all thanks to Allah for saying its OK to suck on this, my identity as a Muslim woman is so validated by this, thanks Allah and thank you Islam, slurp gobble slurp"
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #17 - May 02, 2013, 09:54 PM
     Cheesy
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #18 - May 02, 2013, 09:57 PM
    Quote
    There are stories about how Prophet Muhammad would be approached in the mosque by women and men asking open questions about sexuality. In one famous tale, a woman came to see him on her wedding night, to complain her husband was too busy praying and hadn't come near her. The Prophet went to see the husband, admonished him for being too engrossed in religious prayer and instructed him to, erm, pay more attention to his bride.


    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #19 - May 02, 2013, 10:00 PM
    Isn't there a dua you have to say before starting sex ?  

    I saw it in the duah book I had lying around somewhere.

    Like seriously what better way to kill the mood than saying a duah right before sex.

    " urgh!!! abdullah put it in me!!!! "

    " hold on just a sec honey "

    " BISMILAAH HIR RAHMAN NIR RAHEEM ......."

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #20 - May 02, 2013, 10:00 PM
    omg.

    you guys

    thank you for the early morning laughs

    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #21 - May 02, 2013, 10:03 PM
    LOL!  Cheesy
    free |frē| - Not under the control or in the power of another; able to act or be done as one wishes.
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #22 - May 03, 2013, 08:42 AM
    Happymurtad Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy This thread is such a riot, lol.


    Quote
    According to Islamic law, sex is limited to between those who are married. But when it comes to exactly what you can do, and how sex is generally discussed, Islam itself is quite open. Sex is of course for procreation, but it’s also for pleasure.


    Wherever I've read this claim about Islam being so relatively sexually open and liberal, it's always been in the context of "Christianity and all the other religions say sex is just for procreation, while Islam is so naughty we can have sex just for the sake of sex!". That's really not that liberal; that's actually awfully basic. The "sex for procreation" crowd is pretty small in 2013. I mean even oral sex is still controversial in Islam mysmilie_977 I've also read that having sex completely nekkid is frowned upon by some ulema :facepalm:

    Quote
    There are stories about how Prophet Muhammad would be approached in the mosque by women and men asking open questions about sexuality. In one famous tale, a woman came to see him on her wedding night, to complain her husband was too busy praying and hadn't come near her. The Prophet went to see the husband, admonished him for being too engrossed in religious prayer and instructed him to, erm, pay more attention to his bride.

    I've never heard of this one. Anyone? 
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #23 - May 03, 2013, 08:49 AM
    Anyway, it's not true that all other religions say sex is just for procreation. There are plenty of Christians who think sex for pleasure is just fine and dandy. They aren't worried about bj's or muff diving either.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #24 - May 03, 2013, 09:06 AM
    ^ I know; that's my point. Muslim apologists try to make Islam seem liberal and progressive by comparing outdated Islamic laws/practices to laws/practices that were found in other religions (usually Christianity) back in the day, even if those laws or practices have been long abandoned. "Look, Christianity says to burn women at the stake but the Quran forbade killing your daughters!" It's the same thing with sex; most Christian denominations don't have a problem with any form of sexual activity between a male/female couple that is married to each other AFAIK but in order for Islam to be liberal, you have to believe that good Christian women still lie back and think of England.  
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #25 - May 03, 2013, 09:19 AM
    Silly buggers. Smiley
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #26 - May 03, 2013, 09:29 AM
    Quote from: Al-Alethia on May 03, 2013, 09:06 AM
    ^ I know; that's my point. Muslim apologists try to make Islam seem liberal and progressive by comparing outdated Islamic laws/practices to laws/practices that were found in other religions (usually Christianity) back in the day, even if those laws or practices have been long abandoned. "Look, Christianity says to burn women at the stake but the Quran forbade killing your daughters!" It's the same thing with sex; most Christian denominations don't have a problem with any form of sexual activity between a male/female couple that is married to each other AFAIK but in order for Islam to be liberal, you have to believe that good Christian women still lie back and think of England.  


    Very true.
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Muslims and Sexuality
     Reply #27 - May 04, 2013, 12:06 AM
    So this is the link to the sex store operated by the guy mentioned in the article in the original post.

    http://www.elasira.com/en/


    It just has lotions and creams and not a single contraceptive or dildo. WTF ??
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
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