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  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     OP - August 16, 2013, 01:49 PM

    All i've ever heard when I was a believer is that they cause shit for us  I just realized that nobody ever said what they do.  Anybody have any idea what Islam says regarding their day to day?
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #1 - August 16, 2013, 02:27 PM

    Made out of fire. 9 djinns for every human. There can be good and bad djinns. There is the sum total of my knowledge of djinns. It would be good to know more about them.

    If they really are a blank state, a storywriter/Disney could make a good story/movie - like instead of djinns possessing humans, we could have humans possessing djinns.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #2 - August 16, 2013, 09:07 PM

    Rushdie in Satanic Verses asks if demons suffer in hell.  I think not, therefore everyone should become djinns...

    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #3 - August 16, 2013, 09:38 PM

    They apparently have 'religions', so you have Christian,Muslim and Hindu jinns.

    I wonder if there are any jinns who are ex-muslims.  Tongue
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #4 - August 16, 2013, 10:16 PM

    Djinns are no different to humans. There are good/bad djins, they have different ideologies, they work, have hobbies, etc. They are very similar to humans but they live longer than us and they're invisible.
    PS. They are not real which explains the invisibility.

    turnipovich
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #5 - August 16, 2013, 10:19 PM

    They apparently have 'religions', so you have Christian,Muslim and Hindu jinns.

    I wonder if there are any jinns who are ex-muslims.  Tongue


    There are definitely ex-Muslim/atheist djinns. I'm sure there is a forum for ex-Muslim djinns in the djinn world dance

    turnipovich
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #6 - August 16, 2013, 10:25 PM

    I wanna meet the djinn happymurtad! Hey what if you were to get possessed by the djinn version of you? Whoa....heavy....
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #7 - August 16, 2013, 10:38 PM

    I don't have much time to reveal this information.

    Search 'BBC News, Famous Western Atheist Scientific Committee Discovers Definitive Proof That Djinns Exist And That This Also Confirms Another Quranic Miracle And Further Reinforces The Fact That Islam Is The One True Religion And That Everyone Must Revert To It Or Else Face Eeternal Damnation In Hell Fire'.

    When I Googled this 2 hours ago the link worked, but of course knowing how the treachoureous Zionist Illuminati they have most probably taken the link down. Inf act, as I write my life may be at risk.

    My final words are La Illaha Il..........

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  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #8 - August 16, 2013, 10:43 PM

    Cheesy Cheesy

    turnipovich
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #9 - August 16, 2013, 11:57 PM

    Cheesy

    Also, on the Internet, nobody knows you're a djinn!

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  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #10 - August 17, 2013, 12:17 AM

    Growing up, I was taught that Jinns could take the form of animals.

    If I were a Jinn, I would appear to humans in the form of the noble capybara.
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #11 - August 17, 2013, 12:20 AM

    Do jinns surt the net?

    Jinn's Twitter account gets 100,000 followers

    Can a Jinn perform sex with your wife?
    Quote
    The truth is that it is possible for human beings and jinns to have intercourse and al-Tha`alibi mentioned [in his Tafsir] that that is the meaning of {and be [O Iblis] a partner in their [human beings'] wealth and children} (17:64). Al-Hakim al-Tirmidhi [in Nawadir al-Usul, Asl 76 and Asl 207] and Ibn Jarir [al-Tabari in his Tafsir (22:248)] narrated that Mujahid said: “When a man has intercourse with his wife and does not name [Allah], the jinn coils around his urethra and has intercourse along with him.


    Is it possible to marry jinn? If it is, is it permissible?

    I was unable to find Jinn porn whistling2

    And the parrot knows best

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  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #12 - August 17, 2013, 02:27 AM

    We know humans and jinn can have children together. The Omen proves it. Damien IS the child of such a union. Insha'allah

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #13 - August 17, 2013, 02:42 AM

    I have heard that if you look through the works of fiqh you will find debates about the legitimacy of djinn-human children and how inheritance for them is to be determined.

    Either my leg was being pulled, or I haven't looked hard enough, because I have yet to see it.

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  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #14 - August 17, 2013, 03:15 AM

    That reminds me! In my father's village in Yemen, a man married 3 women. One of his wives is supposedly a djinn and they've got two kids together. Romantic story, eh? I've heard stories about women summoning djinns to have sexual intercourse. Rumor has it that male jinns have abnormally large penis whistling2

    turnipovich
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #15 - August 17, 2013, 04:04 AM

    Do the children of such union go to live in the spirit world or live on Earth as superheroes and porn stars?

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #16 - August 17, 2013, 01:26 PM

    Maybe a little of both?

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124819/

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  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #17 - August 17, 2013, 01:56 PM

     yes

    turnipovich
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #18 - August 17, 2013, 02:05 PM

    And now we know what the child of a human/jinn union looks like  Smiley

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #19 - August 17, 2013, 09:12 PM

    Of course Djinns exist!

    Haven't you heard of the most famous Djinn in Pakistani political history?

    Muhammad Ali Djinna?


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  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #20 - August 17, 2013, 09:14 PM

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Fucking awesome!
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #21 - August 17, 2013, 09:28 PM

    Haven't you heard of Aladdin? His good mate is a jinn.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwsTXpDJSVE

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #22 - August 17, 2013, 09:40 PM

     Afro  dance  Afro

    For any of you 80's/90's wrestling fans there used to be a tagteam called The Rockers. The individual wrestlers names were:

    Shawn Michaels and Marty DJINNetty.

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  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #23 - August 17, 2013, 09:46 PM

    Does anyone think this is real?

    Quote
    A Saudi defence lawyer has asked court to summon a jinn (genie) claimed to have possessed a judge who has been arrested on corruption charges, the Saudi Arabic language daily Okaz reported on Saturday.

    The lawyer, Salim bin Atteyya, told court that the jinn must be present in court to testify in the case of the corrupt judge in Madina, Islam’s second holiest shrine after Makkah, the newspaper said.

    “The case of the corrupt judge in Madina has taken a new turn and witnessed new developments as the lawyer of an absent defendant has asked court to summon the jinn to testify,” the paper said.

    “If what the accused judge said about the jinn, then this jinn could be bad and blasphemous…this jinn could have been sent by a bad sorcerer because witchcraft is bad and non-Islamic.”

    Okaz quoted the lawyer as saying he had made that demand on the grounds any sentence must not be based on “jinn’s allegations”, presented by an exorcist.

    “This Raqi ( Koran reciter and exorcist) has not presented any real evidence that the accused judge has been possessed by jinn,” the lawyer said.

    In a report on the case early this week, Okaz said the accused judge told court he was under a magic spell by jinn when he was involved in such practices.

    The paper said the court summoned Fayez Al-Kathami, a well-known cleric and Raqi who is believed to have the powers of speaking to jinn.

    It said the court summoned Kathami after the arrested judge said he was possessed by jinn through another defendant, who is a sorcerer.

    Kathami told the judge later that he managed to "question" the jinn that had possessed the judge and would present a report to the court.

    "The judge also asked me to question the jinn about all the offences committed by the accused judge and other defendant who is at large," Kathami said.

    "The jinn told me all I want through the accused judge...I have written all what the jinn said about the judge's life and the other defendant....I will write a full report and present it to the court, proving this judge has been under a spell."

    According to Okaz, the corrupt judge had told investigators that the other defendant had "taken control of his thoughts and made him rule on cases without being conscious of committing any illegal act."


    http://www.emirates247.com/news/region/lawyer-wants-jinn-to-testify-in-court-2010-10-23-1.307686

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #24 - August 17, 2013, 09:50 PM

    In the land of Supreme Idiots it is indeed highly probable!

    It made by blood boil reading this headline from that very website:

    Healer 'kills' woman to drive jinn off and more...


    I really, really feel like kicking someone's arse right now! (Though violence is utterly detestable, I feel anger).

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  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #25 - August 17, 2013, 09:51 PM

    I was looking at the comments. This one made me laugh.

    "There is good and bad jinn but it has to be interpreted in a scientific manner. Jinn was created from a blast of fire, invisible to the naked eye, has free will, and can harm you."

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #26 - August 18, 2013, 07:40 PM

    Did you know that Djinn's can be Muslim, Christian and Jedi?

    This famous jedi was killed by Darth Maul, Qui Gon Djinn.

    There is a documentary about this called 'The Phantom Menace'. It was directed by the Sheikh Ibn George al-Ucas

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  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #27 - August 18, 2013, 08:06 PM

    Well, can't argue with that.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #28 - August 18, 2013, 08:10 PM

    Well, it has to be interpreted in a scientific manner.

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

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  • What is life like for Djinns in Islam?
     Reply #29 - August 18, 2013, 08:53 PM

     Wink

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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