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  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     OP - August 19, 2013, 12:25 AM
    I just randomly wanted to compose a list of things, that ex-Muslim ladies should try if they left Islam (kind of like a bucket list) that they otherwise would not be able to do. For you ex-Muslim ladies, any experiences (besides really anything illegal) that you could list off that was an awesome sensation or experience after leaving.

    Suggestions; Places to Go, activities to do, things to wear,

    LIST:

     Smiley EASY-MODE (the little things)

    - Go eat at all the restaurants that you couldn't eat at when you were a Muslim.
    - Watch raunchy movies on tv.
    - Sunbathe!!!
    - Swim in the regular pool in a regular swimsuit.
    - Eat lots of bacon sarnies.
    - Go to a water park (water slides are the best!)
    - Dye your hair black or an unnatural color
    - Cut your hair short
    - Shake hands with men
    - Draw pictures of people and animals and/or hang them on your wall
    - Paint your nails
    - Pluck your eyebrows
    - Play an instrument
    - Grow out your pubes.
    - Pick up the Quran whilst on your period.....see that, the earth didn't explode.
    - Buy a dog, the blackest you can find, and a lizard.
    - Walk in front of a muslim man, and think "that's right bitch, you walk 4 steps behind me".  You don't have to say though, just think it and chuckle.
    - Contact sports.

     cool2 HARDCORE-MODE (if you want to be a bad-ass that does not give a fuck)

    - Burn your old Islamic clothes, it's fun.
    - Go to a rave
    - Go camping (bring booze) to make the experience all the better.
    - One Night Stand
    - Sing in public
    - Get a tattoo
    - Go to a bar
    - Travel alone
    - Have a full English breakfast, with extra sausage and even more bacon.
    - Hit your husband/partner in the mouth....why not, Allah isn't judging you anymore, it's perfectly allowed.
    - Refuse your husband/partner sex for the night.....because there are no angels cursing you.
    - Go to a nude beach...be nude.
    - Find an atheist, a pagan or a jew, and do the sexy with them, you are a woman, this is disgusting, you must do this.


     bunnyOr, alternatively, do none of those things, and just be happy in the knowledge that you are free to do whatever you want now, to make your own choices, to follow your own path and revel in your own ambitions.  Because honestly, that is the biggest and most perfect part about being a free ex muslim woman.  


    ***~Church is where bad people go to hide~***
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #1 - August 19, 2013, 12:36 AM
    One night stand.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #2 - August 19, 2013, 12:43 AM
    Did you do that Quod? XD Also anything else not so intense.
    ***~Church is where bad people go to hide~***
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #3 - August 19, 2013, 03:53 AM
    Go to a rave

    Go camping (bring booze/mj to make the experience all the better.

    Go eat at all the restaurants that you couldn't eat at when you were a Muslim.

    Watch raunchy movies on tv.

    Sunbathe!!!

    Swim in the regular pool in a regular swimsuit.

    Eat lots of bacon sarnies.
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #4 - August 19, 2013, 04:27 AM
    I would add go to a water park. Water slides are sooo much fun!
    ***~Church is where bad people go to hide~***
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #5 - August 19, 2013, 04:46 AM
    I've had a few one night stands.  Smiley I'm the kind to grab life by the balls. One of my biggest fears is being an old man on my death bed and looking back at a life of missed opportunities. I wish I'd had one more drink. I wish I'd had one last dance. I wish I'd of got on that train. I wish I kissed the girl. I turned 26 last month and even at this age I've had a hell of a life. And I'm still young and strong. Fuck that, I'm still alive. Not time to stop quite just yet.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #6 - August 19, 2013, 06:39 AM
    Play any sport you want, and without wearing a burqini or other stupid sports hijab.
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #7 - August 19, 2013, 06:42 AM
    Stay out until dawn singing dancing and laughing.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #8 - August 19, 2013, 07:21 AM
    get married to a woman and/or 4 men

    try to get a photo of yourself on iERA's facebook page, without it only being the back your head.








  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #9 - August 19, 2013, 08:49 AM
    Refuse your husband/partner sex for the night.....because there are no angels cursing you.

    Hit your husband/partner in the mouth....why not, Allah isn't judging you anymore, it's perfectly allowed.

    Grow out your pubes.

    Pick up the Quran whilst on your period.....see that, the earth didn't explode.

    Burn your old Islamic clothes, it's fun.

    Have a full English breakfast, with extra sausage and even more bacon.

    Go to a nude beach...be nude.

    Buy a dog, the blackest you can find, and a lizard.

    Walk in front of a muslim man, and think "that's right bitch, you walk 4 steps behind me".  You don't have to say though, just think it and chuckle.

    Find an atheist, a pagan or a jew, and do the sexy with them, you are a woman, this is disgusting, you must do this.



    Or, alternatively, do none of those things, and just be happy in the knowledge that you are free to do whatever you want now, to make your own choices, to follow your own path and revel in your own ambitions.  Because honestly, that is the biggest and most perfect part about being a free ex muslim woman. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #10 - August 19, 2013, 09:16 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on August 19, 2013, 08:49 AM

    Or, alternatively, do none of those things, and just be happy in the knowledge that you are free to do whatever you want now, to make your own choices, to follow your own path and revel in your own ambitions.  Because honestly, that is the biggest and most perfect part about being a free ex muslim woman. 




    A better piece of advice could not be given.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #11 - August 19, 2013, 10:01 AM
    Actually, there was a better piece of advice right above that.

    Quote from: BerberElla on August 19, 2013, 08:49 AM
    Find an atheist, a pagan or a jew, and do the sexy with them, you are a woman, this is disgusting, you must do this.


     dance
    fuck you
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #12 - August 19, 2013, 10:15 AM
    is that an offer to take one for the team
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #13 - August 19, 2013, 01:58 PM
    Contact sports.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #14 - August 19, 2013, 07:23 PM
    Have an abortion without feeling like a murderer.. It's your body, your choice.
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #15 - August 19, 2013, 10:24 PM
    Why did I think I'd get serious responses that had nothing to do with sex and drugs *face palm*
    ***~Church is where bad people go to hide~***
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #16 - August 19, 2013, 10:44 PM
    Okay um Thinking hard ... Be able to enjoy summer. Properly. Go outside, take long swims wearing proper swimwear, let my body absorb the vitamins it needs from the sun. People don't now how badly I want to do these things  Cry
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #17 - August 20, 2013, 01:16 PM
    Eat whatever you want, love whoever you want and think freely.
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #18 - August 20, 2013, 07:02 PM
    Quote from: Crunchy Cds on August 19, 2013, 10:24 PM
    Why did I think I'd get serious responses that had nothing to do with sex and drugs *face palm*


    By the time I logged on your list already included sex and drugs (alcohol is a drug as far as I am concerned) so I was merely following suit.  Also I did close with my more serious advice, but that never made it on to your list.  Smiley
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #19 - August 20, 2013, 07:44 PM
    I agreed with it.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #20 - August 21, 2013, 12:58 AM
    Dye your hair black or an unnatural color
    Cut your hair short
    Paint your nails
    Pluck your eyebrows
    Shake hands with men
    Sing in public
    Play an instrument
    Draw pictures of people and animals and/or hang them on your wall
    Get a tattoo
    Go to a bar
    Travel alone
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #21 - August 21, 2013, 03:05 AM
    updated.. thank you.
    ***~Church is where bad people go to hide~***
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #22 - August 21, 2013, 05:11 AM
    Take a life drawing class where nude models pose while you draw them.
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #23 - August 21, 2013, 05:32 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on August 19, 2013, 08:49 AM
    Or, alternatively, do none of those things, and just be happy in the knowledge that you are free to do whatever you want now, to make your own choices, to follow your own path and revel in your own ambitions.  Because honestly, that is the biggest and most perfect part about being a free ex muslim woman. 


    Wisdom. Applies to all ex-theists, tbh.  Afro
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #24 - August 22, 2013, 12:43 PM
    I would like to do all those things you listed hahaha here are the others
    -burn the hijab
    - run like a made all the day
    -buy the clothes i wish
    -fall in love with a kaffir
    -buy a piano and a guitar
    -Join a dance course
    -do everyday something new  Smiley
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #25 - August 22, 2013, 12:57 PM
    I have to admit finding kaffir offensive. It's nonislamophobic!  finmad
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #26 - August 22, 2013, 08:32 PM
    ehehe keep calm, i love kaffirs  Tongue
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #27 - August 24, 2013, 09:59 PM
    Do the hokey-pokey (you know what I mean  dance)

    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #28 - August 25, 2013, 06:52 PM
    I intend to these once I'm free Cheesy

    Go to a load of clubs/bars
    Go skinny dipping
    torch my hijabs
    Eat bacon, sausages etc, have a full on pork fest
    Get a tattoo
    Shave my hair (not all of it)


  • Ladies List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #29 - August 25, 2013, 06:53 PM
    Although I ate a ham sandwich outside a mosque the other day xD ^
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