Born Again Christian Trying To Tell Me I am Going To Hell On Facebook
Reply #57 - September 18, 2013, 05:23 AM
"Alright mate, so you want to buy a car do you? You've come to the right place son, I've got the best deals for miles around. Now, you can have any car you like. All these cars you see? Any one you want, it's yours, for a fair price. But I should warn you, only one of them is in good working order. All the rest are damaged. Now as I said it is your choice which one you buy, but if you buy any except the correctly working one, you will die. The steering will lock, you'll crash, the metal will twist and trap you in place so you have no hope of getting free and the petrol will leak onto the live wires that will most likely fall out of place. You will crash and burn alive, unable to escape. It's an incredibly horrific death, why I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Why am I telling you this? Because I'm an honest seller, that's why. But like I said. You can have any car you like, but only one of them won't bring about a horrific torturous death nightmares are made of. Well, I'm not sure I agree with you that it's not a choice, I've just said it's up to you. Oh, and just so you know, I'm not actually 100% sure which car is the safe one. Good luck sunshine, tell your friends to come on down if you pick right and live to tell the tale."
Now that's what I call a game of chance.
`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'