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  • Tales from the Ghetto
     OP - October 02, 2013, 12:02 AM
    I don't drive so living in the ghetto make pure sense. Anyways, one sunny morning I am smoking, yards from my door, having walked out of bed, oh and I am hirsute, I have a beard.

    sauntering up is a fairly tall, dark-sknned girl, I think from Madiera perhaps, early twenties, slim. She walks dead close to me, close enough for me to see the dry skin round her mouth, she speaks in enticing tones. This is your house? You want sex? I am fricken mortified, broad daylight, yards from home, meantime her hand motions towards my crotch lol I panic and move away, she walks off.

    Yeah the ghetto, is full of it. That was 6 months ago.

    two months ago. Again the same thing, broad daylight, people walking across the street, a peroxide blond, most likely Roma from Czech, walks across, I am still bearded at this time and starts to speak in garbled lingo, indecipherable to me, so she moves up close and pushes her crotch at me, so I can understand. Outside my yard!

    Two weeks ago, the second one returns into view, I can see her looking, she sees me, walks over and in English asks for a cigarette. of course people look different with a good sized beard and fairly clean shaven, but the language?? And the request was different.

    Now the lesson from this tale is, they have worked out, beard offer them sex, british get a cigarette. The inter-continental marriage brigade, the 'manghees', all lot of them are sick fucks.

    Now we have a british person marry a manghee, they divorce and the original manghee brings another manghee over and they marry their kids off to other manghees.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #1 - October 02, 2013, 03:54 AM
    I am driving some friends back to their place. We pull into the edge of the driveway and my brother's friends are crouching all around the property, waving me back. Another gunshot and the off-duty medic sobers up and somersaults off of the porch while ripping off his tshirt to wad up into the chest wound. Everyone else runs, and I pick them up after the scatter. My oldest brother is asleep in his truck on the property, eight feet from the victim. Never wakes up until the police arrive.
    I still hate neo-Nazi skinheads and get the heebie jeebies anywhere in the Deep South, never mind the ghetto.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #2 - October 02, 2013, 06:56 AM
    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 02, 2013, 12:02 AM

    Now we have a british person marry a manghee, they divorce and the original manghee brings another manghee over and they marry their kids off to other manghees.


    I know exactly what you mean, unfortunately  Cry
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #3 - October 02, 2013, 09:01 AM
    What's a manghee? I can kind of guess, but Google is no help on the matter.
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #4 - October 02, 2013, 09:37 AM
    It depends on your experience man ghee is a colloquial term (pejorative depending upon context) referring to  amangheitar (fiancé) from Pakistan who is married to someone from the UK. Usually the mangee gets married for a viza and red passport, as the stereotyping I'm  reinforcing states. After they get their stay they leave their wife/husband and sadly, their children.

    But, there some amazing people and not everybody is the same. My sis in law is wonderful and a blessing. My brother in law no longer lives with us as he is an idiot. Unfortunately, due to arranged marriages and bringing your family over, marriages in the Asian community tend to be of a rather precarious nature.

    Paranoia, power politics and patriarchy brim beneath the surface of marriage at the best of times in such situations due to cultural expectations, religious upbringing and a clash of lifestyles.
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #5 - October 02, 2013, 09:59 AM
    Is spouse importation going out of favour with the young? There'll be no proper integration till it does.
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #6 - October 02, 2013, 07:31 PM
    jedi - you have gone for the mangee spelling where as I went for the manghee, to denote the soft tee, if and when it ever comes to the OED entry for mang(h)ee, which is possible, w could be responsible for spelling it manghee.

    A few years back I tried to get all my friends to start using TK instead of OK, like TK literally means ok - but drat why press twice, whe once is enough? So now we have K.

    I thought if I managed it, I would be the point of origin. I also have a font that looks like the result of the English and Urdu alphabet having their DNA mixed. Yes ut has been done before, hindi, Arabic with English but mine I manage to make each corresponding sound in the alphabet into the one character. Take the L, in Urdu the laam, u ust need to flip it, sideways etc. I think that is original, sorta like amino acids/building blocks/new species.

    david - manghees are not all bad, by a long shot. Some manghees are more productive for Britain in 5 years than many who are born here. if you have the substance you will well anywhere. But in an even smaller community the extremes stand out. And the bad side, well what can I say, sick perverts, stop to low low levels, perhaps more than most.

    Why? Well even in the seventies and eighties, the idea that if you wanted sex you would go to a pub and ask one of the women, as easy as that was prevalent. Why? two possible reasons, one, their reference to white women was porn and American films, where films were hired out on the basis that at 40 minutes you may see a flash of tit, like in a lot 15 movies now.

    Or - The guys who were in Britain, on their trips back, when the discussion got around to sex, I reckon the exploits took on mythical proportions, we are talking boys/lads that their heads are filled with open legs. Add on top of that porn, which invariably consists of white women. though the bad'uns spare no-one.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #7 - October 02, 2013, 07:31 PM
    Quote from: David on October 02, 2013, 09:59 AM
    Is spouse importation going out of favour with the young? There'll be no proper integration till it does.


    One step forward. Two steps back.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #8 - October 02, 2013, 07:36 PM
    The price of slave labour - £40 for three guys, to wheelbarrow 10/15 tonnes of excavated soil/mud/earth/stone rock, 50 yds, over pavement and road and alley and garden, 2 guys work for four hours and one for three hours. Either a math question or that is how cheap people are prepared to work. Slovakians.

    How do I know it was 10/15tonnes because when the truck came to take it away from my neighbours, I asked the driver to estimate and he said his truck was 16tonnes, though my neighbour reckons it was 12tonnes truck, then again he is mildly paranoid.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #9 - October 02, 2013, 07:54 PM
    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 02, 2013, 07:31 PM

    Why? Well even in the seventies and eighties, the idea that if you wanted sex you would go to a pub and ask one of the women, as easy as that was prevalent. Why? two possible reasons, one, their reference to white women was porn and American films, where films were hired out on the basis that at 40 minutes you may see a flash of tit, like in a lot 15 movies now.

    Or - The guys who were in Britain, on their trips back, when the discussion got around to sex, I reckon the exploits took on mythical proportions, we are talking boys/lads that their heads are filled with open legs. Add on top of that porn, which invariably consists of white women. though the bad'uns spare no-one.


    TK DA...mein ye use karooga!  Smiley

    I remember when I went to PK for first time (was 14) and the gys sat around a choolah with huka on top of a manji talking about 'valeit' (England) and they'd ask: 'So is it true that if you walk behind a woman and whistle that she'll fuck you?'

    I thought back to all those times that I tried and ailed. But rahter than tell them truth I was like 'Yeah man, sometimes not even whistle. They instinctively know you want some.' Thus, easy white women is the norm as far as perception of non-Muslim 'gorai' is concerned. And we sometimes wonder why asian sex ganags are as prevalent as they appear to be.
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #10 - October 02, 2013, 08:09 PM
    Quote from: Jedi on October 02, 2013, 07:54 PM
    I remember when I went to PK for first time (was 14) and the gys sat around a choolah with huka on top of a manji talking about 'valeit' (England) and they'd ask: 'So is it true that if you walk behind a woman and whistle that she'll fuck you?'


    Morons.

    Quote from: Jedi on October 02, 2013, 07:54 PM
    'Yeah man, sometimes not even whistle. They instinctively know you want some.'


     Roll Eyes Teenagers...
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #11 - October 02, 2013, 08:12 PM
    What are you trying to imply?  Smiley
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #12 - October 02, 2013, 08:20 PM
    Morons for actually thinking it, teenagers for bragging about it. Roll Eyes
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #13 - October 02, 2013, 08:24 PM
    Teenagers aren't that bad. It's all just hype.
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #14 - October 06, 2013, 11:38 PM
    If it doesn't rain piss stains take a long time to disappear from the UK pavement. Some of these east Europeans, it is like it against their religion to drink and piss at home. I swear to you I have seen one walk out of his abode, cross the street, piss against the post and walk back in, ffs surely it was easier/quicker/closer/civilised to piss in your toilet, if you wanted alfresco, the back garden.

    Others, in pairs or threes, buy the alcohol and seem unable to stop themselves from drinking it while upright standing or walking. I mean they are mixing the drinks afoot, stopping, starting, get the fuck home.

    Oh my mate tells me, next door to a house he owns he sees three polish lads, smoking from bongs! I mean we were blatant too, back in the day, but bongs, front garden.

    A lot of the Europeans at home, unlike the English at home (on the dole) who wear dressing gowns and watch TV with the blinds drawn shut all day long, the Europeans move a table, a parasol and chairs to the front garden/porch, smake fags and watch the 'world' go by.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #15 - October 07, 2013, 03:44 PM
    I'm fast beginning to think that it is not piss stains, it would gone by now, probably a beer can or even soft drink, with the evidence taken away. Still doesn't negate the fact that quite a few continentals like peeing and drinking in the street.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #16 - October 08, 2013, 07:46 AM
    Been amongst the school run, possibly the last morning of a surprisingly good summer, gotta grab that sun, the best things in life are free and sunshine is the best the drug.

    My mood darkens a bit when my path crosses with a Pakistani mother and her kid in a pushchair, (probably having dropped off an older one at school) the mother was teaching her Arabic verses, kid was reciting them clearly and cleanly - had me thinking teach him/her(didn't notice the young'un)anything but that. A kid's mind is a sponge and you soak him with that shit!! Brainwash begins...

    As kids we were taught reading Arabic, parrot/rote fashion, fuck knew what it meant, learning parrot/rote fashion, 2 solid hrs a day at mosque, 5 nights a week would kill the kids who think creatively. they will have to play catch-up later on.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #17 - October 08, 2013, 09:16 AM
    This rote memorizing of Arabic and the Quran always reminded me of Midieval Europe when the Church reigned supreme, Masses and all other sermons were performed in Latin, a language most Europeans did not speak and since most people were illiterate it was only the clergy who could read the bible. The Church used this to their advantage to exploit rulers, landowners, and peasants.
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #18 - October 08, 2013, 10:34 AM
    Took a walk in the park. Great weather. See a couple, continental obviously, looking concerned, in turn making me concerned, I think is there a dog about (kryptonite) because they look as if they have lost one.

    Oddly they are looking into foliage of the tall trees, mind scrambling, has their dog thought it was a squirrel and then got vertigo. Chico! Chico!

    I have to ask. What have you lost? A parrot. It got out of your house? Yes. The parrot squawked from above, I thought of Sheldon. I say, has it done it before? Yes. that made me feel better.

    Idk why I have to tell you this but is there a caption somewhere.

    Sometimes things are what they seem. Maybe?
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #19 - October 10, 2013, 08:58 PM
    Even though I operate on 'higher' plane of thought it is off-set with moments of great stupidity.   Cheesy Recently.

    In the hood, there is a jewish atheist bloke 63, a physics teacher and mathematical to boot with a penchant for colourful shirts and over a few curries he is a font of knowledge, he is an old-school Marxist. Known him 2/3 years.

    A few months back, I see him and he stops and pulls out a giant calculator type thing and says he has cracked a code at a particular game at the bookies, the virtual horse racing - says he has written a mathematical program.  dance

    I am intrigued lol, say take me along next time. Huh?

    A few weeks back he says that a different machine, this one, you play 21 with the machine but aha they offer you a side bet, where you can wager on the first two cards being given being a pair, he says - if you bet 1;1, 1;2, 1;3, 1;4 etc etc with the extra pound going on the pair bet each time - he assured me that the odds were in our favour and if I turned up at a bookies prepared to lose fifty pounds (hey big spender)then we would be quids in, more money in, more money out.  dance

    I believed him, he was a mathematician/physics teacher like Christopher LLoyd(?). Even when he said, if I had ten of you at each bookies, I would have a good night.  cool2

    I saw him put in 130 of his own money and my fifty within 45 minutes of sitting down. He won blackjack, virtually everytime, but in the end was losing 1;17 on the pair bet. Not a single pair came up.  Cry finmad mysmilie_977

    As I was leaving he said - 'I suppose I owe you fifty quid'

    I thought nah, it cost 50quid to learn a salutary lesson. It is another anecdote to tell.

    Oh, how my friends laughed when I told them the story.  Smiley
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #20 - October 10, 2013, 09:12 PM
    Quod

    I think you get the wrong impression about by opinion of east Europeans, 'the continentals'. Apart from the drinking and peeing, generally they are not a bad lot. Much nicer than saying have a influx of single, young men from a muslim country come and flock down with you. Hardworking causes the hard drinking.

    Their women OMG. That is a few chapters,let us just say that in the hood the last English girls my old man would have seen walking down the local streets left in 90, there would be white girls on the streets. Cue the last ten years and they are back, thi time fitter and taller and shinier and athletic and to the old man who still thinks white girls dressed as they did in the early nineties - well he was in for a rude shock - when a 7/8month pregnant blond continental with belly fully on show walked down the road, my old man's face  Cheesy

    Let us just say they have changed the complexion of life around here completely.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #21 - October 11, 2013, 02:24 AM
    I was mostly being humorous, there was some curiosity as well though.. Speaking of curiosity, how's life like now the hard drinking easterners are in the area? Any trouble? (No way they can drink harder than me Cool)
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #22 - October 11, 2013, 06:17 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on October 11, 2013, 02:24 AM
    I was mostly being humorous, there was some curiosity as well though.. Speaking of curiosity, how's life like now the hard drinking easterners are in the area? Any trouble? (No way they can drink harder than me Cool)


    I am the wrong person to ask, I am not of an age to be on the streets, to find myself in troublesome situations. I have earned by stripes. The continentals might have fitter, stronger, healthier women but their men are strapping too. As anywhere you get the 'gangsters' butting heads (along racial lines)and yes it can get violent, Pakistanis always have numbers though and long memories, though Albanians (memory) do to, we will wait and see...

    Other then drinking on the streets they are usually are danger unto themselves rather than others. But again, I see my legal eagle tonight and I will ask, you can trust me to ask the right questions. Hope I remember, it is getting to the stage one of my friends got to 15 years ago, writing on the hand.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #23 - October 11, 2013, 06:21 PM
    Oh the 63 year old I mention as the Einstein of the bookies. He sent me a few texts, he used the word 'kool', and I thought I was mutton dressed as lamb by using lol. lol

    mutton dressed as lamb - someone old trying to get by as someone young, for the non-first languagers.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #24 - October 11, 2013, 11:25 PM
    Quod

    the night was curtailed friend got called away to the police station, it may resume shortly. Anyways got to ask him a few questions. No trouble between Pakistanis and Poles/Lithuanians(you get muslims from there)Slovakians/etc. Most trouble they cause is fighting and drinking amongst themselves. The Albanians/chechens are into drug crime. Native englishpeople do not go to town out on a night because of the fighting the continentals do, the English and us go to smaller towns in the surrounding area. Anecdotally, my brother in law has no problem with Pakistanis, good thing he married my sister but he dislikes poles.

    lots of people have become rich of the back of them, food stores/takeaway, liquor, gangmasters, landlords, builders, lawyers etc. Oh did I mention their women are fine, even your average Jania.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #25 - October 21, 2013, 01:22 PM
    My mum just told me about a women - well to other women, I was within earshot.

    If true this woman would qualify as the Pakistani cultural supermum - woman of the year - perfect housewife

    been married eleven years nine/9/9ine kids, mum adds that her house is spotless and she is presentable an you could never tell she had had more than one kid.
     
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #26 - October 22, 2013, 01:02 AM
    There was a woman in my community with nine kids. She was 34. Her husband was never home, always gambling or drunk. Everyone gave her odd jobs to do, and paid her whatever they could. Because, you know, she couldn't divorce. That would be horrible.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #27 - October 22, 2013, 01:05 AM
    Even this women in my ghetto not only had nine kids (in 11 years), kept the home spotless, was presentable still and did paid jobs, well that's it ,throws hands up in air>

    Give her the title Pakistani Cultural Icon for Infinity.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #28 - October 22, 2013, 01:27 AM
    You'd be right. I would never maintain so well. I have internet.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Tales from the Ghetto
     Reply #29 - October 22, 2013, 01:38 AM
    Quote from: three on October 22, 2013, 01:27 AM
    You'd be right. I would never maintain so well. I have internet.


    damn you internet  damn you childrens hospital orange county (that is a riddle for you 3) clue - can you do cryptic crosswords, I will PM clue.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
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