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  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #60 - October 19, 2013, 10:04 PM
    Things that annoy me - sub category daughter

    Not shutting the fucking door. She will walk in, I tell her when she leaves she shuts door, does she fuck [(not yet hopefully, or ever (fingers crossed)], she will walk straight through.

    She has her own phone. She tells me to ring my sisters whenever she needs her aunties. Why? All the fucking time. She manages to ring her friends ok??!!

    I do love her.

    She is an only child, so I have to put up with her showing me what she bought from the clothes shop, does her nail colours look alright, what jewellery she has, what she has bought for her friends birthdays,

    I think she does it deliberately to annoy me. I wonder who she takes after.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #61 - October 19, 2013, 10:09 PM
    Hang on, I thought you had a daughter of 15 and one at uni?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #62 - October 19, 2013, 10:32 PM
    Welcome Quod. I won't make the obvious reply because you are in my yard. I have never said that I have a daughter at uni, I have a first cousin at uni in Quod's Town but not a daughter. I have never written 'daughters'.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #63 - October 19, 2013, 10:34 PM
    Now I may have been stoned, and wrote daughter when I meant first cousin hmm now I understand why you said about bumping into her at uni. I though you were talking generally, not specifically and as you remember their were other fish frying in the kitchen that night.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #64 - October 19, 2013, 10:37 PM
    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 19, 2013, 10:04 PM
    Things that annoy me - sub category daughter

    Not shutting the fucking door. She will walk in, I tell her when she leaves she shuts door, does she fuck [(not yet hopefully, or ever (fingers crossed)], she will walk straight through.

    She has her own phone. She tells me to ring my sisters whenever she needs her aunties. Why? All the fucking time. She manages to ring her friends ok??!!

    I do love her.

    She is an only child, so I have to put up with her showing me what she bought from the clothes shop, does her nail colours look alright, what jewellery she has, what she has bought for her friends birthdays,

    I think she does it deliberately to annoy me. I wonder who she takes after.


    I can't imagine what it is like to have one child. Good thing she has other family there! Here's something annoying: Kids always wanting the computer!
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #65 - October 19, 2013, 11:17 PM
    Quote from: three on October 19, 2013, 10:37 PM
    I can't imagine what it is like to have one child.


    I can't imagine having more. I think my friends are slighting me when they organise a fathers and sons barbeque or iftari.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #66 - October 19, 2013, 11:22 PM
    5 options for November.

    1. revise Loot
    2. the JT project
    3. adam and eve based on science
    4. something about forums - great love/death/tragedy/whateva  written/screened at the time but through the lens of social media.

    Like romeo and Juliet if they happened not to sleep and had access to the internet.
    famous war scenes. Destruction of houses. How/what people would have wrote. happens in ME but we have all the evidence.
    go back to history or ancient times. I made fire. barbeque!!!

    5. Don't know yet, but still 10 day til Nov.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #67 - October 19, 2013, 11:41 PM
    You could set up your outlines for all of the above. Then you would know where they were going, and pick just one to flesh out during the month.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #68 - October 19, 2013, 11:42 PM
    I think I am going to do a series of short stories. Then if I want to put them together, at least I will have the events done.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #69 - October 19, 2013, 11:58 PM
    Quod's Town parrot In the middle of Quod's Street parrot
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #70 - October 19, 2013, 11:59 PM
    What obvious reply?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #71 - October 20, 2013, 12:02 AM
    I am going to write my three short shit stories I wrote all them years ago, I mean write again, because me no computer-literate all them years ago - pen and paper, no word document.

    That is how I earned my first strike at 'film school'.

    the bitch said I need all your outlines, things are lagging and it is tomorrow we want them by - tomorrow was my daughter's birthday - st patricks day- I said I have all written on index cards scene by scene

    she says you coming here - miles/train away

    I said daughter's birthday

    she said - I don't care

    I didn't swear but - STRIKE ONE.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #72 - October 20, 2013, 12:09 AM
    Welcome back Quod. make yourself comfortable. I would introduce you to 3 but I know you know each other from before. Toilets are towards the back, east for women and west for men i.e through past the kitchen or through past the dining room, or upstairs. Non-alcoholic house tho.

    Obvious reply? - lol

    Use your excavating/resurrecting/digging to find the evidence in question, it can only be one of two/three threads and see what it says.

    Need a smoke. Got to go outside for one. back in 5. play nice 3. Don't break anything. I see Quod is already a bit tipsy, or is that how you look?

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #73 - October 20, 2013, 12:15 AM
    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 20, 2013, 12:09 AM
    Welcome back Quod. make yourself comfortable. I would introduce you to 3 but I know you know each other from before. Toilets are towards the back, east for women and west for men i.e through past the kitchen or through past the dining room, or upstairs. Non-alcoholic house tho.

    Obvious reply? - lol

    Use your excavating/resurrecting/digging to find the evidence in question, it can only be one of two/three threads and see what it says.

    Need a smoke. Got to go outside for one. back in 5. play nice 3. Don't break anything. I see Quod is already a bit tipsy, or is that how you look?




    That is hilarious. Laughing! What do you mean, play nice? I am always nice to Quod. Quod is nice. When I am not nice, no one even notices, anyway.
    QSE, please sit down, do you want a chai? It's not very good, but it's hot. I will let you have some before I drink it all.
    No, I am sorry, I don't know where the sugar is. Just pretend.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #74 - October 20, 2013, 12:16 AM
    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 20, 2013, 12:02 AM
    I am going to write my three short shit stories I wrote all them years ago, I mean write again, because me no computer-literate all them years ago - pen and paper, no word document.

    That is how I earned my first strike at 'film school'.

    the bitch said I need all your outlines, things are lagging and it is tomorrow we want them by - tomorrow was my daughter's birthday - st patricks day- I said I have all written on index cards scene by scene

    she says you coming here - miles/train away

    I said daughter's birthday

    she said - I don't care

    I didn't swear but - STRIKE ONE.


    I heard film people were demanding. I think you are supposed to slip baksheesh to their personal assistants.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #75 - October 20, 2013, 12:21 AM
    Quote from: three on October 20, 2013, 12:16 AM
    I heard film people were demanding. I think you are supposed to slip baksheesh to their personal assistants.


    Not if they are racist bitches. She might not be. Her friend could have been the one who made way for me. I didn't chirps/flirt with her. Not that she would have welcomed it. or just plain did not like me. Who the fuck knows?
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #76 - October 20, 2013, 12:29 AM
    Maybe you have a scene or a character here.
    Racism. I used to run around helping to beat up racist people. It was so fun, but then, you end up no better than they (racists), because you are still singling someone out for punishment.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #77 - October 20, 2013, 12:32 AM
    It's a pity no one beats up racists of their own kind. Like I sai skin colour - you cant avoid it.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #78 - October 20, 2013, 12:34 AM
    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 20, 2013, 12:32 AM
    It's a pity no one beats up racists of their own kind. Like I sai skin colour - you cant avoid it.


    You mean it's a pity that people of the same color don't beat up the racists among them? White people do that here. Didn't you know? There are even gangs for it.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #79 - October 20, 2013, 12:34 AM
    Oh believe me, I've seen white people punch other white people for being racist. It does happen.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #80 - October 20, 2013, 12:49 AM
    Good comeback Quod. Afro

    Indeed. White people imo as a community are at their best, do as you say, at an individual level they can be as big a twats as the next man, whereas in our community the reverse happens, as a whole it is mob justice - perhaps people take their cues from different role/people.

    perhaps a relationship between power/privilege and underdog.

    I think many people could sing the praises of an individual Pakistani or family but not have the same sentiment when he sees them parking their cars all over his drive.

    You ate fella?

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #81 - October 20, 2013, 12:51 AM
    Yup, pizza Smiley
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #82 - October 20, 2013, 12:53 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on October 20, 2013, 12:34 AM
    Oh believe me, I've seen white people punch other white people for being racist. It does happen.


    Punching. Please. There's like, not even any weapons in that statement.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #83 - October 20, 2013, 12:55 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on October 20, 2013, 12:51 AM
    Yup, pizza Smiley


    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 20, 2013, 12:49 AM
    Good comeback Quod. Afro

    Indeed. White people imo as a community are at their best, do as you say, at an individual level they can be as big a twats as the next man, whereas in our community the reverse happens, as a whole it is mob justice - perhaps people take their cues from different role/people.

    perhaps a relationship between power/privilege and underdog.







    Interesting theory.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #84 - October 20, 2013, 01:08 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on October 20, 2013, 12:51 AM
    Yup, pizza Smiley


    Nice? What toppings? Marks out of ten? Not likely to puke are you - you know where the toilet is, you do remember? what did you wash it down with? I'm off to hunt for munch, I have to force myself to eat, for some reason during the past week or so I seem to have lost my appetite.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #85 - October 20, 2013, 01:24 AM
    Pepperoni feast. 8/10.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #86 - October 20, 2013, 01:40 AM
    That's a result. I am sure you made up it was pepperoni lol.

    And instaed of white people I should say native people. I am in the UK.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #87 - October 20, 2013, 01:44 AM
    Whites are definitely not native here.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #88 - October 20, 2013, 01:51 AM
    Eh, I've never really applied the term "native". We all come from the same place, some of us just reached one place or another before someone else. Plus most of my family isn't even from England.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • I dont bite or smell. Ask 3.
     Reply #89 - October 20, 2013, 01:53 AM
    3 - Come again? are we talking out of Africa theory here?

    Quod - never said you applied the term native. How much have you had to drink?
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
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