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     OP - March 13, 2014, 11:59 PM
    I know there are a lot of questions to ask Allah, but out of all the questions, which one would you ask the most?
    Me: Hey Allah!
    Allah: KAFIR!
  • Ask Allah a question!
     Reply #1 - March 14, 2014, 12:02 AM
    Edit
    Who created you?
    Who are you?
    Why create such a vaste universe?
  • Ask Allah a question!
     Reply #2 - March 14, 2014, 12:03 AM
    Can I have fries with that?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Ask Allah a question!
     Reply #3 - March 14, 2014, 12:05 AM
    So what was it like flunking 5th grade science class?
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     Reply #4 - March 14, 2014, 12:13 AM
    Allah, where the fuck have you been?!
    turnipovich
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     Reply #5 - March 14, 2014, 12:22 AM
    Lottery numbers, pls.
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     Reply #6 - March 14, 2014, 01:25 AM
    bad ....bad people gathered in CEMB  having fun with allah... no houris and no raisins for you guys;.............. finmad   allah the Most Exalted said:

    "Verily, their evil omens are with Allah but most of them know not.".........(7:131)

    and allah also said

    Quote
    "Thus (shall it be), and We will wed them with Houris, pure, beautiful ones." ..................... 44:54 Shakir

    … They shall recline on couches lined with thick brocade, and within reach will hang the fruits of both gardens. … Therein are bashful virgins whom neither man nor jinnee will have touched (opening their hymens with sexual intercourse) before. … Virgins as fair as corals and rubies….  , 55:54-58 Dawood

    In each there shall be virgins chaste and fair. … Dark eyed virgins sheltered in their tents whom neither man nor jinnee would have touched before. They shall recline on green cushions and fine carpets. …  55:70-77 Dawood

    We created the Houris and made them virgins, loving companions for those of the right hand… That Which is Coming, 56:36 Dawood

    As for the righteous, they shall surely triumph. Theirs shall be gardens and vineyards, and high-bosomed virgins for companions: a truly overflowing cup. The Tidings, 78:31-33 Dawood

    well cembers are going to give up  all  their houris...
     
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Ask Allah a question!
     Reply #7 - March 14, 2014, 01:31 AM
    If you don't "need" people to worship you, why do you tell them to do so ?
     

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Ask Allah a question!
     Reply #8 - March 14, 2014, 01:36 AM
    How come you completely forgot about the indigenious people of Americas/ Australasia?
    Solve P versus NP problem
    Can I have the blueprints to noahs ark too?
    What's your fav ice cream?
    Why do I hate chocolate?
    Are you an atheist?
    How does eternal life work? If there is no definable point of reference 1 day might as well be 50,000 years.
    Why do you never mention animals that aren't known to a bedioun arab in the qu'ran? (Penguins, crocs, kangaroos)
    Why do you favour crazy people over normal people?
    If killing is wrong why are you killing crazed?
    Whats wrong with women?
    Surely a real miracle would be a seal that magically appears on a newly printed quran saying 'verified by Allah'
    Is there free wifi in heaven?
  • Ask Allah a question!
     Reply #9 - March 14, 2014, 01:37 AM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on March 14, 2014, 01:31 AM
    If you don't "need" people to worship you, why do you tell them to do so ?
     



    Lack of self-esteem
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     Reply #10 - March 14, 2014, 03:24 PM
    Why are people from the arse–end of the world your chosen people when folks like Phoenicians (famed for seafaring and spreading the written alphabet) are not?!
  • Ask Allah a question!
     Reply #11 - March 30, 2014, 01:35 AM
    Do you dig black sabbath? If you do then can you make me go back in time so I can see them live. What??? You can't? A finger salute is in order.
  • Ask Allah a question!
     Reply #12 - March 30, 2014, 08:37 AM
    Why do you hate women?
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Ask Allah a question!
     Reply #13 - March 30, 2014, 09:18 AM
    Quote from: Cornflower on March 30, 2014, 08:37 AM
    Why do you hate women?


    Well you guys asking all these questions on the attributes of allah/god from Quran,  this allahgod of Quran doesn't really hate women folks.. but it wants to CONTROL women folks and through the sayings of that silly book Quran it gives men total control on women's lives.  
     
    And that question takes me to that Canadian islamswomen.com based in Montreal Canada, a Non-Profit Organization, Serving Islam.

    And..and that takes me to this   Women in Islam .  If you do not understand that,  then go and take classes at sunnipath.com

    idiots run in circles....

    Sure any poor 18 year old kid joins that school it will lead him to Jannah  houries and raisins.  In Islam to understand simple things you have to run in endless  circles.

    "Whoever controls women will control everything on this earth" ., that is the bottom line of Islam. To some extent you will see that in all religions. Islam  being the worst.  

    off course that might change in the near future once we eliminate stupid religions or at least stupidity in religions.
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Ask Allah a question!
     Reply #14 - March 30, 2014, 09:27 AM
    Oh come on!!!! What the fuck, they talk about "child brides" and yet Islam both allows it and even encourages it according to some schools of thoughts! Oh, sorry, I forgot, a child becomes a full grown woman as soon as she starts growing pubic hair or menstruates. It's the ultimate check list to found out if a gal is fuckable.
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Ask Allah a question!
     Reply #15 - March 30, 2014, 04:24 PM
    Do you even exist? Why are we so hated by you that you can't talk to us directly? How come your book have factual errors and immoralities?
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     Reply #16 - March 30, 2014, 04:30 PM
    So, dear Allah, I don't usually curse but I have to now.
    Why the fuck did you create me? If there is even slight chance to go to hell then shouldn't you ask if I actually wanted to exist instead of just being popped into existence and told to pray?
    If you actually exist then please, in your supposed mercy, just make me not to exist.
    I ask many stupid questions frequently.
    I am curious, that's why I ask many questions.
    I am overly curious, that's why I ask stupid questions.
    I lack patience, that's why I ask frequently.
    So forgive me and answer me Smiley
  • Ask Allah a question!
     Reply #17 - March 30, 2014, 04:33 PM
    aaaw siunaa I just want to give you a hug right now  far away hug
    Its all going to be ok Smiley
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Ask Allah a question!
     Reply #18 - March 30, 2014, 04:36 PM
    Siunaa I always ask that imaginary God the same thing. I wish I hadn't come into existence.
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     Reply #19 - March 30, 2014, 04:38 PM
    Thats really sad to think that way.... life can be a beautiful thing if we get rid of that threat of hell
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
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     Reply #20 - March 30, 2014, 04:42 PM
    I really don't believe in the hell of afterlife. This life is hell for me. If I were to ask God any question first it would be, "Why did you create me to toy with my life?" But it sounds too mushy.
  • Ask Allah a question!
     Reply #21 - March 30, 2014, 04:43 PM
    Quote from: Siunaa Maailmaa on March 30, 2014, 04:30 PM
    just being popped into existence and told to pray?


    Odd how people who are born into a muslim family are seen as worse apostates than people who deliberately choose to convert and then leave。

    Also  far away hug
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     Reply #22 - March 30, 2014, 04:46 PM
    I would ask god why did he create so much confusion, isnt his message suppose to be CLEAR?Huh?
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Ask Allah a question!
     Reply #23 - March 30, 2014, 04:50 PM
    What was the error in my reasoning?
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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     Reply #24 - March 30, 2014, 04:58 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on March 30, 2014, 04:43 PM
    Odd how people who are born into a muslim family are seen as worse apostates than people who deliberately choose to convert and then leave。

    Also  far away hug


    Actually heard a convert trying to make sense of the death to apostates rule in Islam while discussing with non-Muslims, and she actually thought that if you were a (born) Muslim but then read about the religion and didn't want to be Muslim, then that was OK. But had you once decided that you wanted to be Muslim, and then later changed your mind, then it was all right to kill him/her.
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
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     Reply #25 - March 30, 2014, 05:01 PM
    ^ how did the non muslims react to this
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
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     Reply #26 - March 30, 2014, 05:04 PM
    They were double face palming themselves and said she was an idiot.
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
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     Reply #27 - March 30, 2014, 05:06 PM
    she is
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
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     Reply #28 - March 30, 2014, 05:35 PM
    Quote from: confusedagno on March 30, 2014, 04:46 PM
    I would ask god why did he create so much confusion, isnt his message suppose to be CLEAR?Huh?

    We're his social experiment.
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     Reply #29 - March 30, 2014, 05:37 PM
    ^ what are we fucking Sims with too much free will???
    dear god y are you so sadistic
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
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