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 Topic: How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday

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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #30 - March 26, 2014, 09:56 PM
    Ok, so in a lot of the old paintings that included Big Mo, he was often depicted with a nice shiny halo and his face blanked out.

    This would imply that his face is the problematic bit. So, for example, posting pix of his todger would be perfectly fine.
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #31 - March 26, 2014, 10:01 PM
    Quote from: kutta on March 14, 2014, 10:48 AM
    The signs are very general, vague, and unspecific. The more specific the signs become, the more ridiculous they seem, and the more unnoticed they go among Muslims. If you haven't noticed already, these signs always display the general theme of things going bad. Things can either become worse or better, so you already have a 50% advantage. A similar theme is recorded in some of the signs of the "End Times"  in the Bible.

    To put it short, they are unimpressive and don't really deserve too much attention.

     


    One of the most stupidest "signs of judgement day" I hear muslims often quote is the increased number of homosexuals.

    They don't realize that homosexuals have existed since the very beginning of humanity.  One would think that an omniscient allah would know that .    
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #32 - March 26, 2014, 10:16 PM
    yes thats why they so sure of the illumanati conspiracy that apperently supports gays
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #33 - March 26, 2014, 10:19 PM
     Cheesy What? Since when do the Illuminati have anything to do with gays?
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #34 - March 26, 2014, 10:21 PM
    lo I actually found an article about it when I was researching the illumanti, and I was like wtf?Huh?Huh?Huh? it looked like it was written by some religious person who was trying to spin his conspiracy to suit the signs of doomsday
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #35 - March 26, 2014, 10:24 PM
    Yeah and people who abuse apostrophes too. Bastards. The end of the world is upon us!
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #36 - March 26, 2014, 10:27 PM
    ye apparently one of the signs are that people will only follow the quran and not hadith
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #37 - March 26, 2014, 10:27 PM
    so maybe doomsday is upon us  Tongue
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #38 - March 26, 2014, 10:28 PM
    But obviously that one just had to come from a hadith, so obviously is false or weak.

    (if it suits us)
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #39 - March 26, 2014, 10:30 PM
    I mean if you're trying to flog hadiths off to unsuspecting marks, you're not going to write one that says "The end of the world will come when people start following hadiths."
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #40 - March 26, 2014, 10:33 PM
    never thought of that...
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #41 - March 26, 2014, 10:35 PM
    Marketing 101.  Cheesy
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #42 - March 26, 2014, 10:36 PM
    maybe they knew that a generation will be smart enough to find the hadith are suspicious so they decided a way to make muslims follow it religiously is to make not following it a sign of doomsday
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #43 - March 26, 2014, 11:09 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on March 26, 2014, 09:52 PM


     Cheesy
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #44 - March 27, 2014, 06:28 AM
    lmaooo@an Ethiopian with thin shins will destroy the kaba? lmaoo wtf, Movie Trailer: Abrahas thin shinned cousin seeks revenge! dun dun dun! 
    Oh my Christopher Hitchens its a fihrrrrrrrrrrrr
  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #45 - March 27, 2014, 10:54 AM
    Ive heard a few muslims thinking that guy will be obama, the americans may bomb saudi lol
  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #46 - March 27, 2014, 10:58 AM
    I thought he was the christian anti-christ. Cheesy
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #47 - March 27, 2014, 08:35 PM
    Multi-tasking FTW.
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #48 - March 27, 2014, 08:37 PM
    Well, that would be one way to prove he's not a Muslim. "Pray to Makkah? I'll DESTROY Makkah. Now what?" Grin
  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #49 - March 27, 2014, 08:47 PM
    If you could move all the innocent critters out first, nuking Mecca and Jerusalem would be a damned good idea. It'd be like "Ok you silly fuckers, what are you going to fight over now?" Tongue
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #50 - March 27, 2014, 08:48 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on March 26, 2014, 07:51 PM
    This drawing Mohammed business: how far can it get taken? I mean if you draw a stick figure and say it's Mohammed, it's obviously not a representation of how he would have looked anyway.


    I did that with a "Muslim" colleague. Drew a stick figure and wrote "This is NOT Mohammad" beside it on the whiteboard.

    He laughed nervously and then quickly erased it. He was afraid of the reaction from the other Muslims at our work place.

    He is the kind of cultural Muslim who openly eats plenty of pork and drinks beer.  But that was over the top.
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #51 - March 27, 2014, 08:53 PM
    WTF?  Roll Eyes
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #52 - March 27, 2014, 09:00 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on March 27, 2014, 08:47 PM
    If you could move all the innocent critters out first, nuking Mecca and Jerusalem would be a damned good idea. It'd be like "Ok you silly fuckers, what are you going to fight over now?" Tongue


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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #53 - March 27, 2014, 09:03 PM
     Cheesy Yeah they probably bloody would. Put a fence around it all and sell tickets. Panem et circenses. parrot
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #54 - October 09, 2014, 06:32 AM
    I was just doing some reading out of curiosity/boredom and i found this little thing that made me laugh out loud, it is SO ridiculous

    Dajjal's Deception
    Two angels resembling two Prophets, one on either side will accompany him. This will be to test mankind. Hence Dajjal will ask, "Am I not your lord? Do I not give life and death?" One of the angels will reply, "You are a liar." However nobody will be able to hear this reply besides the other angel. The second angel addressing the first angel will say, "You are speaking the truth." Every body will hear what this second angel said and will think that an angel is testifying that the Dajjal is Allah though in reality this second angel was addressing the first and agreeing with his reply that you are speaking the truth that the Dajjal is certainly a liar.   (Narrated by Safeena-Musnad Ahrnad)

    He will come to a Bedouin whose parents have passed away and will say to him, "Will you believe that I am your Lord if I bring your parents back to life." He will reply, "Yes." The devils that are accompanying him will take the form of his parents and after resembling his parents will say to him, "Oh child believe in him and follow him, he is your Lord.' The Bedouin will be deceived and forced into believing him.   (Abu Umamah/Ibne Majah)

    He will come to another Bedouin and say, "Will you believe in me as your Lord if I bring your camel back to life?" "Yes", he will reply. He will make a figure for him like his camel, which will have a beautiful odour and a big hump.   (Asma-b-Yazeed /Mishkat)

    He will have water and fire with him. As for that which the people will see as water, in reality will be fire, which will burn and as for that which people will see as fire, in reality will be cold, sweet water. The Prophet's Peace and blessings be upon him advice is: "Whoever meets the Dajjal and sees the water and the fire, he should fall in the fire and not the water, as the fire in reality is water and the water in reality is fire.'' (Hudaifah/Mishkat)

    http://www.inter-islam.org/faith/Majorsigns.html#parents1
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  • How do you refute the 'signs' of Doomsday
     Reply #55 - October 09, 2014, 06:38 AM
    I prefer Constantine. Good comic, that.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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