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  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #60 - May 04, 2014, 08:50 PM
    Weird things you read about religion: There's a man in the sky watching everything you do.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #61 - May 04, 2014, 08:53 PM
    weirder he needs angels to record everything he knows is going to happen
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #62 - May 04, 2014, 08:54 PM
    Weirdest thing I ever came across as far as religion goes was finding people who believe it.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #63 - May 04, 2014, 08:57 PM
    meh
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #64 - May 04, 2014, 09:41 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on March 25, 2014, 01:29 PM
    Yes! This is a real thing. People actually do spend their days talking about this shit with dead seriousness. I don’t think I can fully express just how bizarre a higher level fiqh class really is.

     “How can you distinguish between period blood and blood that is discharged due to an illness? You must smell it and analyze the color. If it is dark with a foul odor, it is period blood and the woman must refrain from prayer. If not, she must wash the affected area before each prayer…”

    “Is it necessary to completely remove all traces of brown after taking a dump? No, it is OK to have some traces so long as there are no pieces. One should not spend too much time trying to remove all traces of brown as this is one of the whispers of satan…”

    “What should be done if one wakes up to find semen in his garment but does not remember ejaculating? One should take a full bath as it is unlikely that the semen originated from anyone else but himself (Depends on the circumstances, I guess. Grin )”

     “It is not permissible to urinate in standing water then use it for bathing, but the scholars have differed as to whether or not it is permissible to urinate into a vessel, dump it into standing water, then use the standing water for ritual bathing. The majority say that this is not permissible, but the Thahiriyyah say that it is permissible as there is no clear prohibition against it.”

    “Is it permissible to wash using water that has been stored in the skin of a dead dog? The scholars have differed in this matter with more than five opinions. If the dog’s skin has been tanned, then (I don’t remember who) says that it is OK. Another school of thought says that it is permissible, but only if the dog’s skin is turned inside out…etc”

    When someone has a degree in Islamic Law, they likely spent a few years memorizing crap like this. All of this is covered in “Bab at-Tahaarah - The Book of Purification" which the scholars say one must learn before moving on to any other matters, as purification is necessary for prayer.



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    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

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  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #65 - May 04, 2014, 10:18 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ekIMXhEYh8

    Weird things you read about religion ., well they are NOT weird things BUT STUPID THINGS
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #66 - May 05, 2014, 08:16 PM
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    This whole Bokowas Haram thing is confusing me.
    So you can't send your girls to study. But you *can* send your girls to be sold. And you can kill *whoever* you want in any way at any time. Nice.
    Look, I've met some pretty stupid people in my life, and Muslims can sure top that list, but either this is some sick neo-con false-flag conspiracy being played out in Nigeria, or we have a new entry in at Number One in the Muslim Freakshow Charts.

    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #67 - May 05, 2014, 08:44 PM
    Youtube comment?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #68 - May 05, 2014, 08:54 PM
    God's interest in what foot his subjects enter the bathroom with.
    "Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to."
    هذا من فضل جدي
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #69 - May 05, 2014, 09:04 PM
    ^ I saw that on your Muslim memberlist entry. Grin That along with Suki's made me laugh.
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #70 - May 05, 2014, 09:17 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on May 05, 2014, 08:44 PM
    Youtube comment?


    nope facebook status
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #71 - May 07, 2014, 06:03 PM
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    Voting in Islam

    Muslims living in non Islamic  countries enjoy freedom that comes with challenges. The true reality of this liberty is rather described as a great responsibility to appoint the right leadership. It is not the ideal system because the leader is appointed by majority and not ability and capability.

    The democratic system allows citizens to be free from dictatorship. Race and religion are respected and tolerated. Minority Muslims residing  in a Democratic framework must use their power of choice  to appoint leadership that will respect and secure the sanctity of Shari'ah.

    The fundamental framework between an Ideal Islamic System varies from a Democratic system. The founder of the constitution and the laws are designed by the Creator as opposed to the creation. The purpose to life and vision to success is the key principle in defining the different systems. Shariah detests seeking the appointment of leadership whilst  our current candidates promote their appointment. Hadhrat Abdur Rahman Bin Samurah R. A. Reports:       
    قال لي رسول الله صلي الله عليه وسلم: يا عبد الرحمن! لا تسال الامارة ؛ فانك ان اعطيتها عن مسالة، وكلت اليها و ان اعطيتها عن غير مسالة اعنت عليها. ( احكام القران للقرطبي: 9/216
    Rasoolullah S.A.W. informed me: O Abdur Rahman! Do not seek authority. If you are awarded authority as a result of you seeking it you will be reliant, and if you are awarded the authority without seeking it you will be assisted in your duties.

    In general a citizen that supports a party that promotes and regulates un-Islamic laws is considered a promoter of such evils. E.g Banning Hijab, objecting to Masjids, extortion of wealth, etc

    Sometimes a representative is faced with transgressions and evils in whatever decision he pursues. If he chooses to accept the appointment of  leaderhip he will be obliged to swear an oath and comply with the constitution of the land that contradicts Shariah. And if he does not accept the role then he will not be in a position to oppose oppression, Un-Islamic laws and regulations.

    Minority Muslims living in Non Muslim contries do not have the choice of residing separate from the law and in vacuums. In such circumstances ,senior Ulama have documented that Muslims apply the lesser of two evils principles.This principle was derived from the incident of the treaty of Hudaibiyyah. When Muslims live in a country as a minority , the rules that would have applied in the event of choice and preference are replaced with regulations of compulsion. Therefore when circumstances and conditions change the appropriate Shari'a principles are applicable.

    An illustrious example is mentioned in the Quran when Nabi Yusuf. A.S. proposed to the king to be the Finance Minister. This incident makes provision for a Muslim to take responsibility and be a candidate in a Non Muslim country even if the laws of the country is not according to the Shariah. Allamah Qurtubi mentions that the role and function performed by the Muslim must not contravene the principles of Shari'ah.
    احكام القران للقرطبي:  215/9

    Conclusion:

    1.It is permissible for Muslims to participate in the elections of a Democratic country by representing a party or a supporter

    2. It is also permissible to join the activities of the political party to assist in the influence and support of the party.

    3. Give preference to a candidate or party that is the lesser of evils. If a party  contradicts the principles of Islam while the other does not then give preference to the latter party. If parties contravenes the principles then support the party that is lesser of the evils. If they are equal then give preference based on character reference, parties vision and historical records.

    4. A Muslim Political party or representative must object to any Shari'a contraventions even if their voice or vote does not have an influence on the decision and regulation based on the Ahaadith of our beloved Nabi Muhammed S.A.W.             
    من راي منكم منكرا فليغيره بيده ، فان لم يستطع فبلسانه وان لم يستطع فبقلبه

    Whoever witness wrong must change it with his actions. If he cannot then by his voice and if he cannot then with his heart.

    A synopsis of an article published in the Bahath wa Nazar by Moulana Khalid Saifullah Rahmani

    Compiled by Ml. Shoayb Joosub
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    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #72 - May 07, 2014, 06:14 PM
    Ml. Shoayb Joosub eh?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #73 - May 10, 2014, 11:18 AM
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    The first thing, the last thing, and indeed everything that my teacher taught me, can be summarised as: always be grateful to the Lord.
    After the shocking floods in Makkah yesterday, I called him:
    Me: "Shaykh, are you ok?"
    Shaykh: "We are drowning in His Mercy, not in the flood."
    Allahumma lakal hamd ya Rabb, always and forever


    Anyone else hear about this?
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #74 - May 10, 2014, 11:20 AM
    Stupid idiot! Rain is considered as "allah's rahma" so I guess he's technically correct from an Islamic perspective Roll Eyes
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #75 - May 10, 2014, 11:23 AM
    did u hear about the floods? maybe allah wants to wipe out makkah now  Cheesy
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #76 - May 10, 2014, 11:39 AM
    Quote from: confusedagno on May 10, 2014, 11:18 AM
    Anyone else hear about this?




    brainless fools

    Off course they must have freedom to live and die  as brainless fools but they don't have rights to make others live and die  as brainless fools.
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #77 - May 10, 2014, 11:59 AM
    thanks yeez more weird things to read
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #78 - May 10, 2014, 02:30 PM
    https://www.youtube.com/user/JourneyFreeOrg/videos?view=0
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #79 - May 10, 2014, 03:49 PM
    Quote from: yeezevee on May 10, 2014, 11:39 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    brainless fools

    Off course they must have freedom to live and die  as brainless fools but they don't have rights to make others live and die  as brainless fools.


    If what they claim is true then Prophet Solomon will go to hell. He had one heck of a life.
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #80 - May 10, 2014, 05:59 PM
    Quote from: confusedagno on May 10, 2014, 11:23 AM
    did u hear about the floods? maybe allah wants to wipe out makkah now  Cheesy


    That country floods basically every time it rains. God has been trying for ages.

    My friend over there has kids who hope for rainy days like we hoped for snow days to cancel school. Grin
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #81 - May 18, 2014, 10:03 AM
    Compliments of my facebook page

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    The human being is constantly in a state of inner Jihad as long as we are on this earth, as we can't ever say that we have completely suppressed our egos and desires permanently.
    Stay vigilant and don't allow internal evil to grow in you while you were heedless or distracted. 


    Quote
    Getting too close to someone of the opposite gender outside marriage doesn't lead to anything good. It's either sin, heartbreak or getting akhi-zoned!

    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #82 - May 18, 2014, 11:17 AM
    What sad people.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #83 - May 18, 2014, 12:29 PM
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    My six year old is very contemplative always asking questions about death and jannah. He understands fully that this life is temporary and our final abode is Jannah. Subhanallah. May Allah keep this belief strong as he grows into an adult.


    this makes me VERY uneasy
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #84 - May 18, 2014, 01:15 PM
    As it should.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #85 - May 18, 2014, 06:12 PM
    omW this is getting SO fucking annoying!!!!!!!

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    Many of the issues people raise today really stems from a lack of submission (Islam) to Allah.
    Sometimes we refuse to accept rules explicitly stated in Qur'an and Hadith and agreed upon (Ijmaa) by the early generations of Islam. And we do this simply because it goes against our personal logic.
    If this is the case, understand that the problem isn't with the law but with our relationship with Allah and our acceptance of Allah knowing best 

    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #86 - May 19, 2014, 05:01 AM
    Having logic is like having a hate relationship with God Roll Eyes.
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #87 - May 21, 2014, 04:05 AM
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    If you insulted the Messenger by saying something like "Prophet Mohammed's mandate as a Messenger was only to deliver the Qur'an," (which is a common statement among you Hadith/Quran rejecters) in front of me, I would kill you without hesitation and then do a 'Prostration of Thanks,' praising and thanking Allah for selecting me to rid the World of an enemy of Allah and His Messenger , and allowing me to implement the Sunnah of the Sahaba .
    If you said any of your regular heresies in front of me I would incapacitate you without killing you and turn you into the authorities to be tried as a heretic and apostate. Then I would stand the entire night in prayer begging Allah to make the judge rule by the Shari'ah and convict you of heresy and apostasy. Then I would volunteer as the executioner.

  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #88 - May 21, 2014, 04:19 AM
    Sounds like a cool, smart guy. Was that sent to you?
  • Weird things you read about religion
     Reply #89 - May 21, 2014, 05:58 AM
    Nah, I found it on reddit. I've seen this kind of stuff on Islamic forums before, what made it even more creepy and weird was that this was on a mainstream non-Muslim site so everyone was like "what the actual fuck!?" 
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