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Reply #120 - June 20, 2014, 02:32 PM

Quote from: Al-Alethia on June 20, 2014, 12:41 PM
"He who marries his hand, is cursed!" In reference to masturbation

Why is Allah so obsessed with cursing people. He's such an unpleasant character. I was thinking about this the other day regarding the Qur'an's instructions on dealing with Christians. This is Allah's idea of "interfaith dialogue"

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3:59 Indeed, the example of Jesus to Allah is like that of Adam. He created Him from dust; then He said to him, "Be," and he was.
3:60 The truth is from your Lord, so do not be among the doubters.
3:61 Then whoever argues with you about it after [this] knowledge has come to you - say, "Come, let us call our sons and your sons, our women and your women, ourselves and yourselves, then supplicate earnestly [together] and invoke the curse of Allah upon the liars [among us]."

It's sad to think that the time Islam encourages Muslims and Christians to pray together, it is to invoke Allah's curse on everyone's family. wth.
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Reply #121 - June 21, 2014, 07:14 PM

And this:
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Umar (radiallahu anhu) said to a man who was thinking of divorcing his wife:

“Why do you want to divorce her?”

He said, “I do not love her.”

‘Umar said, “Must every house be built on love? What about loyalty and appreciation?

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Reply #122 - June 22, 2014, 04:19 AM

Rich men can do that. They just get 3 other wives to compensate

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Reply #123 - July 07, 2014, 01:11 PM

I had to laugh and share this

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Plz read..
Der was a man with 4 wives.He loved his 4th wife the most & took a great care of her and gave her the best. He also loved his 3rd wife n always wanted 2 show her off 2 his friends. However,he was always had a fear that she might runaway with sum other man.

He loved his 2nd wife too.Whenever he faced sum problems,he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out.He did not love his 1rst wife
though she loved him deeply,She was very loyal to him and took great care of him.One day the man fell very ill and knew that he is going to die soon.
He told himself, "I have 4 wives with me. I will take 1 of them along with me when I die to keep company in my death."
Thus, he asked the 4th wife to die along with him and keep company. "No way!" she replied and walked away without another word.
He asked his 3rd wife. She said "Life is so good over here.I'm going to remarry when you die".
He then asked his 2nd wife. She said "I'm Sorry.I can't help you this time around. At the most I can only accompany you till ur grave."
By now his heart sank and turned cold.
Then a voice called out:"I'll leave with you.I'll follow you no matter
where you go." the man looked up and there was his 1st wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition.Greatly grieved, the man said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have!"
Actually, we all have four wives in our lives.

a. The fourth wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we
lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when w die.
b. The third wife is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they
go to others.
c. the second wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they
had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is
up to the grave.
d. the first wife is our soul, neglected in our pursuit of material
wealth and pleasure. It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go

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Reply #124 - July 07, 2014, 01:22 PM
Quote from: confusedagno on July 07, 2014, 01:11 PM
I had to laugh and share this

Confused D link please .. but I like that story specially that start up .."Der was a man" that guy is my type..
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Plz read..
Der was a man with 4 wives.He loved his 4th wife the most & took a great care of her and gave her the best. He also loved his 3rd wife n always wanted 2 show her off 2 his friends. However,he was always had a fear that she might runaway with sum other man.

He loved his 2nd wife too.Whenever he faced sum problems,he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out.He did not love his 1rst wife
though she loved him deeply,She was very loyal to him and took great care of him.One day the man fell very ill and knew that he is going to die soon...........
He told himself, "I have 4 wives with me. I will take 1 of them along with me when I die to keep company in my death."
Thus, he asked the 4th wife to die along with him and keep company. "No way!" she replied and walked away without another word.
He asked his 3rd wife. She said "Life is so good over here.I'm going to remarry when you die".
He then asked his 2nd wife. She said "I'm Sorry.I can't help you this time around. At the most I can only accompany you till ur grave."
By now his heart sank and turned cold.
Then a voice called out:"I'll leave with you.I'll follow you no matter
where you go." the man looked up and there was his 1st wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition.Greatly grieved, the man said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have!"
Actually, we all have four wives in our lives.

a. The fourth wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we
lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when w die.
b. The third wife is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they
go to others.
c. the second wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they
had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is
up to the grave.
d. the first wife is our soul, neglected in our pursuit of material
wealth and pleasure. It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go
but ..but if we have more than four wives .. what should be the order??

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Wives

1. Khadija/Khadijah bint Khuwailid/Khywaylid
2. Sauda/Sawda bint Zam’a
3. 'Aisha/Aesha/’A’ishah - married at 6, consummated at 9
4. Omm/’Umm Salama/Salamah
5. Hafsa/Hafsah
6. Zaynab/Zainab of Jahsh- daughter in law
7. Juwairiya/Jowayriya bint Harith- captured from the raid on Bani Mustaliq
8. Safiya/Safiyya bint Huyai/Huyayy bint Akhtab- captured from the raid on Bani Nadir
9. Maymuna/Maimuna of Hareth
10. Fatima/Fatema/Fatimah-Ibn-i-Majah vol.1 no.465 p.255 and Sunan Nasa’i vol.1 no.228 p.224; vol.1 no.417 p.307
11. Hend/Hind (widow)
12. Asma of Saba (Sana bint Asma')
13. Zaynab of Khozayma
14. Habla
15. Divorced Asma of Noman / bint al-Nu’man

Slaves/ Concubines

16. Mary the Copt/Christian- female slaves gifted by the ruler of Alexandria, not married but bear him a child name Ibrahim
17. Rayhana/Raihana/Rayhanah bint Zayd/Zaid

Undetermined Relationship

18. Divorced Omm Sharik
19. Maymuna/Maimuna- another slave girl
20. Zaynab/Zainab the third?
21. Khawla / Khawlah- al-Tabari vol.9 p.139
22. Divorced Mulaykah bint Dawud
23. Divorced al-Shanba’ bint ‘Amr
24. Divorced al-‘Aliyyah
25. Divorced ‘Amrah bint Yazid
26. Divorced an Unnamed Woman
27. Qutaylah bint Qays (died right away)
28. Sana bint Sufyan
29. Sharaf bint Khalifah

11 is for sure.... although all 11 are in serial w,r,t time.. but the best one is Aisha.. Number 3 not four.. ..

So you are wrong.. the story is wrong...
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Reply #125 - July 07, 2014, 01:31 PM

Its from my FB page, can't seem to find the link now

but here is another funny

https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10299123_682776241757890_5418460708741182801_n.jpg

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Reply #126 - July 07, 2014, 01:47 PM

at the four wives story.

That last image is also funny, confusedagno.
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Reply #127 - July 07, 2014, 01:52 PM

Quote from: confusedagno on July 07, 2014, 01:31 PM
Its from my FB page, can't seem to find the link now

but here is another funny

Hmm... You guys are drinking too much juice and having too much fun on that face book...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxOWuKoA-ns#t=61

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Reply #128 - July 07, 2014, 01:56 PM

Quote from: confusedagno on July 07, 2014, 01:11 PM
I had to laugh and share this

Dat means I have 4 wives?
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Reply #129 - July 07, 2014, 02:03 PM

Quote from: INcePtion on July 07, 2014, 01:56 PM
Dat means I have 4 wives?

Hu!... You already have four wives? .......... what do these GUYS do? Cook, clean and , buy gifts? make sure they work and give you that salary check.. like this Mormon guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxyofN0KJf0

you lucky guys..

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Reply #130 - July 07, 2014, 02:08 PM

Quote from: yeezevee on July 07, 2014, 01:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxOWuKoA-ns#t=61

Singer I've never heard of before. Not a bad song, quite like it. Thanks yeez.

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`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Reply #131 - July 07, 2014, 02:21 PM

Quote from: yeezevee on July 07, 2014, 02:03 PM
Hu!... You already have four wives? .......... what do these GUYS do? Cook, clean and , buy gifts? make sure they work and give you that salary check.. like this Mormon guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxyofN0KJf0

you lucky guys..

Hey don't knock it till you try it

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