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     Reply #120 - April 11, 2014, 01:02 AM
     really  ?

    From what I've read on the internet, men who get fingered in their anus claim that it causes an extremely intense orgasm.

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #121 - April 11, 2014, 01:33 AM
    If you're shagging a girl and she sticks a finger up your arse as you cum, you know she likes you.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #122 - April 11, 2014, 07:58 PM
    lol

    I'm pretty sure I've figured out she likes me slightly before that point, but thanks for the heads up.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #123 - April 11, 2014, 08:01 PM
    It's possible to have sex with someone you don't like. I've never done it but it happens.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #124 - April 11, 2014, 08:24 PM
    ^

    I was thinking about doing that lol.   I'm not that good at attracting girls so when I find out that this girl in my class has a crush on me(i'm not attracted to her at all) I think of doing something but then change my mind because i want my first time to be enjoyable.

    Maybe I should try making out with other guys for practice ?
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #125 - April 11, 2014, 08:27 PM
    Sure, I like to be charitable. All I ask is that you're clean shaven,
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #126 - April 11, 2014, 08:31 PM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on April 11, 2014, 08:24 PM
    ^

    I was thinking about doing that lol.   I'm not that good at attracting girls so when I find out that this girl in my class has a crush on me(i'm not attracted to her at all) I think of doing something but then change my mind because i want my first time to be enjoyable.

    Maybe I should try making out with other guys for practice ?

    But isn't it cruel if she really likes you, and you don't, and then you have sex with her giving her hopes that you are interested in her. Better have that kind of "casual sex" with someone who has the same idea, not someone who actually likes you.
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #127 - April 11, 2014, 08:32 PM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on April 11, 2014, 08:24 PM
    Maybe I should try making out with other guys for practice ?

    Find a goat. Or a donkey. If you go with a donkey, I can even find you an instructional video (it's called Asses of the Caribbean).
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #128 - April 11, 2014, 08:43 PM
    Quote from: Cornflower on April 11, 2014, 08:31 PM
    But isn't it cruel if she really likes you, and you don't, and then you have sex with her giving her hopes that you are interested in her. Better have that kind of "casual sex" with someone who has the same idea, not someone who actually likes you.

    When I was new to this forum I actually gave some advice on that.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #129 - April 11, 2014, 08:53 PM
    hmm. I'm trying to get ahead by taking a class or two in summer school so hopefully I can get a summer fling out of this.

    I've gotten to the point where I have gotten over my fear of going up to someone new at my uni and introducing myself so i figure the rest shouldn't be too difficult.

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #130 - April 11, 2014, 08:57 PM
    Have you considered taking an acting class? It does wonders for social awkwardness.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #131 - April 11, 2014, 08:59 PM
    Also handy if you want to fake orgasms. Or genuine interest.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #132 - April 11, 2014, 09:21 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on April 11, 2014, 08:59 PM
    Also handy if you want to fake orgasms.


    Maybe I'm speaking out of ignorance, but I do not even know how men can fake orgasms without arousing suspicion most of the time. I've always wondered about that.
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #133 - April 11, 2014, 09:35 PM
    Dunno. Never tried.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #134 - April 11, 2014, 09:53 PM
    Quote from: lua on April 11, 2014, 09:21 PM
    Maybe I'm speaking out of ignorance, but I do not even know how men can fake orgasms without arousing suspicion most of the time. I've always wondered about that.

     

    There is no need for men to fake an orgasm.  We don't require much to get us off. As long as the dude keeps thrusting he'll cum eventually.

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #135 - April 11, 2014, 09:54 PM
    There is no need for anyone to fake an orgasm.
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #136 - April 11, 2014, 10:06 PM
    I swear I've heard of men doing it before, though, and it always puzzled me . wacko
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #137 - April 11, 2014, 10:39 PM
    Not hard with a bit of sleight of hand, or whatever...
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #138 - April 11, 2014, 10:44 PM
    Quote from: lua on April 11, 2014, 10:06 PM
    I swear I've heard of men doing it before, though, and it always puzzled me . wacko

    Unless you can feel him ejaculate or not, sure it's possible.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #139 - April 11, 2014, 10:47 PM
    ^Would pursue that more, but too much of a prude to put specifics on the internet. Grin
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #140 - April 11, 2014, 10:50 PM
    He's wearing a condom. Does a few hard thrusts, grunts and moans as if he's had an orgasm. Pulls out. hides the "evidence", or rather lack thereof.

    No need to thank me for becoming paranoid about your future lovers.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #141 - April 11, 2014, 10:51 PM
    My view is that if people are silly enough to fake, that's their problem.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #142 - April 11, 2014, 10:54 PM
    Why would you ever want to do that? Pretending to have an orgasm while someone is there actively trying to make you have one is like pretending to drink water when you're thirsty. What the hell is the point?
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #143 - April 11, 2014, 10:54 PM
    Like, so what if she didn't orgasm. Doesn't matter, had sex, innit?
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #144 - April 11, 2014, 10:55 PM
    People are weird.

    And no, it's not "OK". Sex without orgasm at the end makes me angry and frustrated. Rather not have sex att all. Why wouldn't I make sure to get an orgasm if I know I can have it, unless my partner has no endurance whatsoever and is a selfish dirtbag.
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #145 - April 11, 2014, 10:59 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on April 11, 2014, 10:54 PM
    Why would you ever want to do that? Pretending to have an orgasm while someone is there actively trying to make you have one is like pretending to drink water when you're thirsty. What the hell is the point?

    Methinks it would only be relevant if you were stuck with fucking insecure nutters. Since fucking insecure nutters is best avoided anyway, the problem should not arise.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #146 - April 11, 2014, 11:25 PM
    Oh and most importantly faking an orgasm has been explicitly prohibited in the wahhy project as it is a major sin.

    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on February 03, 2013, 07:24 PM
    Surat of Sexual Desire

    - ALIF LAAM MEEEM. WUL ORGASM HAKEEM -
    1. I swear by the desires of the young man
    2. That striketh his member with his hand, unclean
    3. Oh yeh ummah of muhammad!
    4. Your lord commandeth thee to enjoy nookies, blowjobs and porn of unending amounts
    5. Are these not signs of the mercy of Allah ?
    6. So go forth and enjoy thy bodies for allah loves the orgasm of the believer
    7. And oh ye women thy lord forbideth thee to deceive thy husbands with fake orgasms
    8. Say bismillah and seek pleasure from your man, for the unsatisfied women shall never enter the gates of jannah
    9. Oh you who believe! be content, seek pleasure and give thanks to thy lord. These are signs for men of understanding 
    10. YA ALLAAAH.......Alhumdulilah


    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #147 - April 11, 2014, 11:32 PM
    The only reason I can think to fake an orgasm is to spare the feelings of my partner. Or if I'm on stage.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #148 - April 12, 2014, 05:10 PM
    ^
    Common bro.  Have some respect for yourself.     Smiley

    When your confident in yourself people with similar interests will be drawn to you.

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #149 - April 12, 2014, 05:25 PM
    Wondering if I should give TDR a list, like a ten point program to follow...ten commandments if you will.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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