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  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #30 - April 03, 2014, 06:47 AM

    Ah, my old stomping grounds. Did you see people in leather and painted nails riding their partners as you passed? How was the mosh pit?


    Yeah i did pass the mosh pit gathering lol, looked a bit scary lol
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #31 - April 03, 2014, 06:51 AM

    The best place would be probably where you don't get interrupted. Personally I'd go for a bathtub, two birds with one stone. No pun intended, ofcourse!



    I'm surprised there's no fatwa for doing it in the bath or shower, there should be   wacko
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #32 - April 03, 2014, 07:00 AM

    lol, nobody has asked yet. Should we contact IslamQA or IslamWeb and ask, maybe? Just to know if there's yet one more absurd thing to add to the haram-list? Cheesy

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #33 - April 03, 2014, 07:05 AM




    I don't believe in romantic love.  To me it just sound like some bs from a disney movie.

    I think real love is the bond you have with friends and family.




    Ah thats because you havent found it yet. I didnt believe either until I experienced it myself. Trust me real love is very REAL

    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #34 - April 03, 2014, 07:09 AM

    It's just another recreational drug. Sorta like E's, but legal.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #35 - April 03, 2014, 07:17 AM

    Anyway, this stuff is all silly. The best place to have sex is anywhere that satisfies the following two criteria:

    1/ Where you feel like having it.
    2/ Where you can get away with having it.

    It really is that simple.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #36 - April 03, 2014, 07:18 AM

    Agreed

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #37 - April 03, 2014, 08:19 AM

    I agree too, tad silly..

    With regards to love, it's got to be the greatest mystery in the universe : ), i wonder if any scientist have run some real studies.. My ex and I never loved each other, it was hate at first site, not sure why we got married lol, so  i've never been in love or had the opportunity to fall in love with any other man, what with being in the islamic community and the rules on not having partners.. (i took my islam very seriously :/ )  so i met and formed deep bonds with some wonderful male friends in the past and experienced unrequited love with them..  OMG such power you feel. !!!  unrequited love is thee most painful thing i've ever experienced.. 

    Love is definately real and it creates an energy in you and around you, i don't beleive in the one true love or the destined one, you may meet many "true loves" throughout your life..  i also believe that we can love more than one person at a time unfortunately : )   but i often wonder is it possible to be "in love" with more than one person at a time..  i doubt it   

  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #38 - April 03, 2014, 10:20 AM

    Love made me do things that nobody imagined I could do, including myself. By the way am I the only person here who finds love making in a bath tub and bench impossible because of difficulty?
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #39 - April 03, 2014, 10:38 AM

     
    I don't believe in romantic love.  To me it just sound like some bs from a disney movie. 

    I think real love is the bond you have with friends and family. 




    Wow, this struck me as odd and…cold. To say its overhyped or portrayed excessively unrealistically I can understand, but doesn't exist?! You don't think people can love their spouses or long-term partners? 

    IMO, the only love that's unconditional for most (not all) people is of the parent-child variety. You can have a falling out with a friend or lover and never speak to them again (I've seen plenty of these IRL) but the parent-child bond is the toughest one to sever entirely. 

    Anyway, this stuff is all silly. The best place to have sex is anywhere that satisfies the following two criteria:

    1/ Where you feel like having it.
    2/ Where you can get away with having it.

    It really is that simple.


    3/ Where you won't get sand, bugs, *insert unpleasantries here* in your vagina. 

  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #40 - April 03, 2014, 12:23 PM

    It doesn't have to be a sexual thing. Love has different flavours. You  can love people in different ways and taste the difference on your tongue. Most people feel it only for a child or a lover. So me, if lucky enough, will feel it for a friend close enough that in your heart you call them family. But make no mistake, to love someone, truly, without reservation, would make heaven itself tremble.

     

    Maybe I would've agreed with you when I was your age, but when you love someone romantically, that love grows stronger and deeper and the friendship you share is much more strong than any other. If you have that special person, just a hug from him/her can make you feel like all your problems in the world dissappear. 

     

    Ah thats because you havent found it yet. I didnt believe either until I experienced it myself. Trust me real love is very REAL

     

    Quote
    Wow, this struck me as odd and…cold.


    Meh romantic love isn't my cup of tea.  I'll still go with deep friendships.


    Confirmed Bachelor FTW    cool2     cool2

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #41 - April 03, 2014, 12:30 PM

    One of the best parts of growing up is finding out the difference between the things you don’t do and the things you simply haven’t done yet.
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #42 - April 03, 2014, 01:26 PM

    I don't think that I'm ever going to fall in love with someone so deeply to not be able to live without him.

    Note to self: take INcePtion to Rock City. Secondary note: Rock City shall be one place among many I take INcePtion. yes

    What are the other places?
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #43 - April 03, 2014, 01:58 PM

    @OP
    I don’t think there is a “best place,” or even a “worst place” for that matter. Sex is one of those things that has a way of always being some version of good, like lemonade or ice cream. That said, there are certain factors that can make some experiences more memorable than others. Personally, I think that the combination of the persons involved, the significance of the setting, and a certain element of potential danger or risk all serve to enhance an already great thing.

    I could list specifics that come to mind, but I won’t.
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #44 - April 03, 2014, 05:20 PM

    In your mom.


    Hi 5!

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #45 - April 03, 2014, 06:30 PM

    honestly... your bed. That's the best place Tongue
    Comfortable, spacious, can do what you want, have whatever supplies you need.

    Only advantage to some other places might be thrill if that's your thing.
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #46 - April 03, 2014, 06:37 PM

    That said, there are certain factors that can make some experiences more memorable than others.

     

    What is your opinion on sex while skydiving.   Like you can each make a hole in the skydiving suit and the person on top can put it in via backdoor.

    Do you think it would add to the thrill of skydriving ?


    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #47 - April 03, 2014, 06:42 PM

    That's already been thought of lol i seen two naked sky divers demonstrate it on tv once lol
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #48 - April 03, 2014, 08:44 PM



    What is your opinion on sex while skydiving.   Like you can each make a hole in the skydiving suit and the person on top can put it in via backdoor.

    Do you think it would add to the thrill of skydriving ?




    No. Two very different experiences. Besides,  your average freefall is less than a minute.
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #49 - April 04, 2014, 01:27 AM

    I'd love to go to the Mecca festival and defile the kaaba stage. Blasphemy is an aphrodisiac.
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #50 - April 04, 2014, 07:12 AM

    Besides,  your average freefall is less than a minute.


    Perfect for a quick wank.

  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #51 - April 04, 2014, 09:44 PM

    I'd love to go to the Mecca festival and defile the kaaba stage. Blasphemy is an aphrodisiac.


    I know what you mean about that aphrodisiac。

    I hadn’t thought of Makkah before but now I’d love to do it INSIDE the k‘abah。And at the moment of climax swing the doors open to reveal that all muslims in the entire world had been praying to a couple of people shagging。
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #52 - April 04, 2014, 09:47 PM

    So you have a death wish?

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #53 - April 04, 2014, 10:01 PM

    Sexual Martyrs Tongue
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #54 - April 04, 2014, 10:03 PM

    Sexual jihaad?

    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #55 - April 04, 2014, 10:06 PM

    What about sex in a Church? In front of the priest   Cheesy
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #56 - April 04, 2014, 10:09 PM

    Why not just fuck the priest?

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #57 - April 04, 2014, 10:11 PM

    What about sex in a Church? In front of the priest   Cheesy

    Huh! why?Huh???

     don't we have enough PRIESTLY pedophiles from Church ??

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #58 - April 04, 2014, 10:12 PM

    Get nun and priest costumes. Fuck on the altar. YouTube it.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Best Places To Have Sex
     Reply #59 - April 04, 2014, 10:27 PM

    Reminds me of this
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