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  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #60 - May 08, 2014, 11:36 AM

    It is just harder to satisfy myself, but I dont mind, as long as I can be satisfied : )
    Do you mind me comitting zina? :p

    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #61 - May 08, 2014, 11:46 AM

    Zina is great fun   Afro

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #62 - May 08, 2014, 03:38 PM

    Sooner or later masturbation gets unsatisfactory, that's when another sin comes into picture; zina!  dance Grin

     
     
    Yup.  I've had to suffice with wanking off for seven years and it is getting a bit boring now.


    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #63 - May 08, 2014, 03:49 PM

    ^Need a partner for sex? Why not Zoidberg!?
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #64 - May 08, 2014, 03:56 PM

    This goes out to all poor masturbators Grin

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb37Nh_Sg4g&list=PL3tuN8p6WirZQmOvrMoDQMZMslPF_4J6A

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #65 - May 08, 2014, 03:58 PM

    Have you seen Zoidberg without his "shell"? He's even more disgusting than usual Cheesy

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #66 - May 08, 2014, 04:03 PM

    Disgusting!!?? Zoidberg is the sexiest decapodian alive, and he's a doctor! And a specialist in murderonomy and murderology.




  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #67 - May 09, 2014, 12:13 AM

    Yeez I alrdy mentnd dat d Islamic part ingraind in me is dat I avoid pork n alcohol. Confusdagno, I dnt lke d smel of alcohol. In adtn, I m weak minded. Wat if I get adctd 2 it? Den it wil b hard 4 me 2 leav it. I only eat d flesh of cows, goats n chicken. I evn avoid othr halal meats. I dnt find dem appealn. Aldou I m a bit temptd 2 try bacon, I hav no access 2 it.


    Rubaya, the fuck was up with your typing?

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #68 - May 09, 2014, 12:36 AM

    I have always been a proud masturbator.

    "Work without hope draws nectar in a sieve, and hope without an object cannot live." -Coleridge

    http://sinofgreed.wordpress.com/
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #69 - May 09, 2014, 12:38 AM

    Apparently Qtian is bored. He should have a wank.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #70 - May 09, 2014, 12:42 AM

    Hello Quod, thank you for the constructive advice.

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #71 - May 09, 2014, 12:47 AM

    You are most welcome.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #72 - May 09, 2014, 01:43 AM

    Rubaya, the fuck was up with your typing?


    Doing it with one hand, for mine.  Wink

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #73 - May 09, 2014, 05:08 AM

    Yup.  I've had to suffice with wanking off for seven years and it is getting a bit boring now.

    Sex toys are underrated and for some odd reason not nearly as common among guys as they are among girls.
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #74 - May 09, 2014, 11:31 AM


     
    Yup.  I've had to suffice with wanking off for seven years and it is getting a bit boring now.




    You could try doing it less often . . . just a thought.
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #75 - May 09, 2014, 11:40 AM

    I masturbate。In fact、even after leaving Islam I still sometimes fast during Ramadan just so that I can have a wank on those days while fasting…


    LOL

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #76 - May 09, 2014, 12:02 PM

    ^lol
    How did I miss that post Cheesy

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #77 - May 09, 2014, 02:36 PM

    You could try doing it less often . . . just a thought.

     

    I know. But the problem is I can't really focus on finishing my homework when I have a boner so I have to rub it off to get on with my day.

    Remember I'm still a 19 year old with raging hormones.  Tongue

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #78 - May 09, 2014, 02:54 PM

    Get a girlfriend, why don't you? Flirt, go on dates. Take chances, even with the risk of being turned down Smiley You are master of hiding, I'm sure you could make up excuses for it to your parents just like everything else.

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #79 - May 09, 2014, 05:30 PM

    I swear, every time I get involved with someone, s/he starts developing expectations, and it really messes up the dynamic. Happened with three people over the last few months. I've become the guy who lets people down because he doesn't want any more. But really, I do; I just didn't feel that chemistry with the people I was with.

    sighs
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #80 - May 09, 2014, 05:33 PM

    maybe get to know them better beforu get involved, also being with people you don't like makes u realise what u really want as well.

    U young there is no pressure just relax and try to have fun

    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #81 - May 09, 2014, 05:38 PM

    Yeah, I'm just emotionally burnt out. I dated a lot of people over the last winter, and to top it all off, I had a falling out with several of my good friends, so now I'm totally drained. I don't even have the desire to leave my home right now.

    I'm not looking for advice; just needed to vent a bit.
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #82 - May 09, 2014, 05:52 PM

     Afro now how u feel

    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #83 - May 09, 2014, 10:04 PM



    I know. But the problem is I can't really focus on finishing my homework when I have a boner so I have to rub it off to get on with my day.

    Remember I'm still a 19 year old with raging hormones.  Tongue



    I get that brother, looking back it wasn't that  much different for myself. Unless you've got a similarly horny gf, I guess there are some pluses to being in the wrong end of your thirties after all.
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #84 - May 10, 2014, 02:47 AM

    LOL that shows by the way that these men really do not know a lot about female sexuality and anatomy. Roll Eyes

    Do you think that Muslim men are forbidden to examine female genitals? From what I know, for Muslim men as well women, it is forbidden to touch or look at genitals of their spouses. Muslim man is expected to fumble and make genital contact by trial and error if he wants to have sex.

    वासुदैव कुटुम्बकम्
    Entire World is One Family
    سارا سنسار ايک پريوار ہے
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #85 - May 10, 2014, 02:58 AM

    Quote
    From what I know, for Muslim men as well women, it is forbidden to touch or look at genitals of their spouses. Muslim man is expected to fumble and make genital contact by trial and error if he wants to have sex.


    And where did you hear something that ridiculous?
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #86 - May 10, 2014, 03:51 AM

    ^
    I've actually read that in some fatwahs.

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #87 - May 10, 2014, 06:22 AM

    I've read that A'isha and Mo never saw each other's genitals wacko and apparently having sex naked without any covers is makrooh or discouraged or something but I'm pretty sure married couples are allowed to see every part of each other. It's definitely not haram to touch, that'd be too weird, even for Islam.
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #88 - May 10, 2014, 07:55 AM

    You should never be totally naked and show yourself without "modesty". There are narratiins that Uthman crouched when doing ghusl out of modesty for allah and angels. All I can say is booooooring and stuuuupid. Some women have never looked at their genetalia. I never gave a shit, I could go around naked at home, or under wear, when I wanted or needed to.

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Masturbation (post religion)
     Reply #89 - May 10, 2014, 11:32 AM

    I would sleep naked, if I lived alone or with my boyfriend XD

    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
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