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 Topic: (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.

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  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     OP - April 14, 2014, 11:49 PM
    1. Are you from Rub al-Khali? because your love is buried within the sands of my heart.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #1 - April 14, 2014, 11:56 PM
    That one will do. Have it cleaned up and sent to my tent.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #2 - April 14, 2014, 11:57 PM
    lol
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #3 - April 14, 2014, 11:59 PM
    Glad to see you back! Btw nice line  Afro
    Me: Hey Allah!
    Allah: KAFIR!
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #4 - April 15, 2014, 12:00 AM
    Hey dude, thanks, it works with all of the ukhtis.
     Tongue
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #5 - April 15, 2014, 12:49 AM
    Girl are you the angel Gabriel? Cuz you so big, you're blocking the fucking sky.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #6 - April 15, 2014, 08:34 AM
    " can you cook ? "

    " Have you got a younger sister ? " wacko

    " are you a virgin ? "

    " can you cook ? "
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #7 - April 15, 2014, 01:18 PM
    Quote from: T.M.M.T. on April 14, 2014, 11:59 PM
    Glad to see you back! Btw nice line  Afro

    Hey T.M.M.T, good to see your still around, how's the deen treating you? Apologies for any thread digression.
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #8 - April 15, 2014, 01:56 PM
    No problem
     poof
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #9 - April 15, 2014, 02:03 PM
    Quote from: asbie on April 15, 2014, 12:49 AM
    Girl are you the angel Gabriel? Cuz you so big, you're blocking the fucking sky.


     Grin
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #10 - April 15, 2014, 02:25 PM
    Quote from: suki on April 15, 2014, 08:34 AM
    " can you cook ? "

    " Have you got a younger sister ? " wacko

    " are you a virgin ? "

    " can you cook ? "

     Cheesy
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #11 - April 15, 2014, 02:38 PM
    Quod, are you clean shaven or bearded atm?

     grin12
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #12 - April 15, 2014, 02:38 PM
    I suppose an ex-Muslim one would go like this:

    Wow, can I liberate you from your Hijaab?
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #13 - April 15, 2014, 02:52 PM
    Me: Sister, are you ahlul bid'ah?
    Muslim woman: Why?
    Me: Because you are giving me innovative thoughts.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #14 - April 15, 2014, 04:14 PM
    Girl is your name muhammad?
    Shit nvm, you're a male.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #15 - April 15, 2014, 04:41 PM
     I'm just remembering the ones said to me :

     " bet you got a great body under all of that cloth Wink "

    : /
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #16 - April 15, 2014, 04:56 PM
    Girl, are you a hashishin?

    No? you must be a hijabi then.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #17 - April 15, 2014, 05:23 PM
    Quote from: Qtian on April 15, 2014, 02:38 PM
    Quod, are you clean shaven or bearded atm?

     grin12

    Bit of stubble I'm about to shave off. A few days ago I had enough beard that I spend about 30 minutes cutting it off with scissors before I could use a razor.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #18 - April 15, 2014, 05:23 PM
    Girl are you the angel Gabriel? Cuz no one sane would believe you exist!
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #19 - April 15, 2014, 05:33 PM
    Quote from: asbie on April 15, 2014, 12:49 AM
    Girl are you the angel Gabriel? Cuz you so big, you're blocking the fucking sky.

     Cheesy

    "I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one."
    turnipovich
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #20 - April 15, 2014, 05:56 PM
    "Do you want a date"  [pulls out a pack]

    that ones cheesy  : /
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #21 - April 15, 2014, 05:59 PM
    "You are as fine as houri, I do blow buildings and landmarks just to be with you".
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #22 - April 15, 2014, 07:33 PM
    Are you the same angel that appeared to prophet Lot ?

    Because "Damn boy !" every gay man in the city would want to get a piece of dat body !   Wink

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #23 - April 15, 2014, 07:42 PM
    Apparently all the straight ones did as well.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #24 - April 18, 2014, 11:27 AM
    Quote from: Cato on April 15, 2014, 05:59 PM
    "You are as fine as houri, I do blow buildings and landmarks just to be with you".

    I like this one.
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #25 - April 19, 2014, 04:59 PM
    Girl there is no goddess but you, I'll give it all for your sake.
    I'll make your bed shake like the final earth quake.
    Fall on my face between your legs I'll bow and prostate.
    Make my circles around you, kiss you like the black stone.
    No shirk with you baby, I'll worship you alone.
    Recite prayers in your name while you let out a moan.
    Know your body like an angel had told me to read it.
    Spank you softly like the surah that told me to beat it.
    Cause you got what I want and you know how I need it.
    You're the sun in my sky, you're my heaven and earth.
    And all that's in between baby, that's what you're worth.
    I'll do whatever it takes to make you wanna be mine.
    To eat from your fruit and sip from your river of wine
    I'll break my fast with your kiss, quench my thirst with your smile.
    Call out your name so loud they're gonna call me Bilal.
    Five times a day I'll sing and won't ever stop it.
    When you reveal yourself to me, girl, I feel like a prophet.
    Your fragrance is Jannah, but you're hotter than hell.
    Even a ruqya can't break me out of your spell.
    You're what's first and what's last, what's apparent and what's hidden.
    You're the beginning, the end, and all that the pens have ever written.
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #26 - April 19, 2014, 05:01 PM
    Blasphemy!  Cheesy Afro
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #27 - April 19, 2014, 05:07 PM
    is that the new sex prayer?
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #28 - April 19, 2014, 05:09 PM
    It's funny how much prayer sounds like coming on to someone. Guess Allah loves being sweet talked. Grin
  • (Classical) Islamic chat up lines.
     Reply #29 - April 19, 2014, 05:14 PM
    Grin I have to stop reading this forum when it is inappropriate to laugh aloud. Happymurtad and osmanthus have both gotten me strange looks before.
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