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  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #30 - April 28, 2014, 10:37 AM
    There's a reason why Muslims who really go into their religion rarely have any non-Muslims friends. Islam promotes a Muslims separatist och supremacist ideology, every time Muslim culture merged into the culture of the conquered and adopted new customs and practices that were deemed "un-Islamic", there was always a group of purist to come down on them. Al Andalus is a perfect example how, supposedly, Muslim, Christian and Jewish culture integrated with each other and created this "tolerant" society. Well, the purist movement that came from North Africa had something to say about that...
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #31 - April 28, 2014, 10:42 AM
    ha so true, you know i was a vegetarian before i became a muslim, the first thing my ex did was cook me a giant plate of lamb lol.. He said i must eat it so that i can learn to cook it for him someday.. And i ate it   :(  wacko    

     I still have a major identity crisis, thats the aftermath of being an ex convert..    
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #32 - April 28, 2014, 12:10 PM
    Quote from: Cornflower on April 28, 2014, 10:37 AM
    There's a reason why Muslims who really go into their religion rarely have any non-Muslims friends. Islam promotes a Muslims separatist och supremacist ideology, every time Muslim culture merged into the culture of the conquered and adopted new customs and practices that were deemed "un-Islamic", there was always a group of purist to come down on them. Al Andalus is a perfect example how, supposedly, Muslim, Christian and Jewish culture integrated with each other and created this "tolerant" society. Well, the purist movement that came from North Africa had something to say about that...


    al Andalus is so overhyped, it really is. And even the way it is hyped is not as an example of genuine tolerance and pluralism, its celebrated as a Pax Islamica, ie: the rule of Islam 'allowed' tolerance and pluralism, so we don't really need secular liberal democracy do we? Because Islam with its benign rule produced 'the greatest ever ever ever ever' tolerance in al Andalus.

    Its just hyped up as dawah propaganda without any care for historical accuracy or understanding of true pluralism and tolerance

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #33 - April 28, 2014, 12:15 PM
    Quote from: billy on April 28, 2014, 12:10 PM
    al Andalus is so overhyped, it really is. And even the way it is hyped is not as an example of genuine tolerance and pluralism, its celebrated as a Pax Islamica, ie: the rule of Islam 'allowed' tolerance and pluralism, so we don't really need secular liberal democracy do we? Because Islam with its benign rule produced 'the greatest ever ever ever ever' tolerance in al Andalus.

    Its just hyped up as dawah propaganda without any care for historical accuracy or understanding of true pluralism and tolerance


    This myth in particular has been a thorn in my side with my husband. I cannot seem to get him to accept that it wasn't as wonderful as he thought it was. He acts so starry-eyed and nostalgic, you'd think he really had lived there and found it to be a utopia.

    It is the bottom line whenever I've tried to say that sharia is incompatible with the world and a poor system. He always tries to say, "How do you explain al-Andalus, then?" It was taught as this beautiful example in his schools and in his "history" books, and nothing I say or show him seems to be sufficient to take them on.
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #34 - April 28, 2014, 01:20 PM
    its total dawahgandist stuff and it needs debunking
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #35 - February 26, 2015, 08:43 PM
     Cheesy

    I don't think that I was sober when I made this thread.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #36 - February 26, 2015, 09:45 PM
    Feeling nostalgic?
    One only acquires wisdom when one sets the heart and mind open to new ideas.

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  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #37 - February 26, 2015, 09:47 PM
    Not particularly, have you heard otherwise?
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #38 - February 26, 2015, 10:56 PM
    Nope. Used some statistical analysis with a sample size of one. Extremely significant.
    One only acquires wisdom when one sets the heart and mind open to new ideas.

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  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #39 - February 26, 2015, 11:27 PM
    Wow, much robust statistics.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #40 - February 26, 2015, 11:29 PM
    Quote from: PhysMath on February 26, 2015, 10:56 PM
    Used some statistical analysis with a sample size of one. Extremely significant.

    Self-selection much? Tongue
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #41 - February 26, 2015, 11:34 PM
    Kodanshi, how goes your math hobbying?
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #42 - February 27, 2015, 03:42 PM
    I was wondering what seminar this was and why I would have even mentioned it on here, but then I remembered it was probably the one I was going to last year when I got in a tiny car crash and then promptly told everyone I knew about it and apparently also the internet. Grin I nearly forgot about that.
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #43 - February 27, 2015, 06:29 PM
    Because yeezevee was standing on the other side.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #44 - February 27, 2015, 06:34 PM
    Quote from: Qtian on February 26, 2015, 08:43 PM
    Cheesy

    I don't think that I was sober when I made this thread.

    No worries, I'm not sober right now.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #45 - February 27, 2015, 06:39 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on April 27, 2014, 06:59 PM
    To give me her sister's number.

    Quote from: lua on April 27, 2014, 08:04 PM
    Well, I reckon you have my blessing.  yes

    Still waiting. popcorn
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #46 - February 27, 2015, 09:16 PM
    Grin I actually have a good excuse now. I don't even know her number since she moved!
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #47 - February 27, 2015, 09:25 PM
    What about the fact that you still haven't drawn me lua, what's your excuse?
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #48 - February 27, 2015, 10:32 PM
    Two-pronged excuse:

    1. I suck at drawing
    2. You ruined the mystery, I've seen your face up and down this forum now!
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #49 - February 27, 2015, 10:34 PM
    1. All the more reason to practice via drawing me
    2. You now have a reference frame
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #50 - February 27, 2015, 10:37 PM
    Fine. I'll draw you like you've probably never been drawn before...soon.
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #51 - February 27, 2015, 10:40 PM
    Waits Patiently
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #52 - February 27, 2015, 10:47 PM
    That doesn't look patient. Grin
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #53 - February 27, 2015, 10:53 PM
    Quote from: lua on October 11, 2014, 05:17 PM
    Grin I just remembered today that I never drew you like I promised, Qtian...one day, I swear.

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #54 - February 27, 2015, 10:54 PM
    Stupid permanent messages preserved forever on the internet.
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #55 - February 27, 2015, 11:03 PM
    I haz pro memory.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #56 - February 27, 2015, 11:32 PM
    Smiiiile Qtian!

    One only acquires wisdom when one sets the heart and mind open to new ideas.

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  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #57 - February 27, 2015, 11:33 PM
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #58 - February 28, 2015, 12:52 AM
    Quote from: Qtian on February 26, 2015, 11:34 PM
    Kodanshi, how goes your math hobbying?

    Well-ish! At the moment I'm trying to wrap my head around stuff I have vague memories of from school - like the quadratic formula, which I'm sure goes to the tune of 'Pop Goes the Weasel'.
  • Why did lua cross the road?
     Reply #59 - February 28, 2015, 01:06 AM
    The quadratic formula is neat! The (informal) proof is very neat also. If you remember back to completing the square...

    Let ax^2 + bx + c = 0 be a binomial function where a,b,c are all real numbers. Then
    x^2 + (b/a)x + c/a = 0
    -> [x + b/(2a)]^2 - [b/(2a)]^2 + c/a = 0
    -> [x + b/(2a)]^2 = [b/(2a)]^2 - c/a
    -> [x + b/(2a)]^2 = b^2 / (4a^2) - 4ac / (4a^2)
    -> [x + b/(2a)]^2 = (b^2 - 4ac) / (2a)^2
    -> x + b/(2a) = +/-sqrt[(b^2 - 4ac) / (2a)^2]
    -> x = - b/(2a) +/- sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) / 2a
    -> x = [- b +/- sqrt(b^2 - 4ac)] / 2a

    Tadaaaa!
    One only acquires wisdom when one sets the heart and mind open to new ideas.

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