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  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #120 - March 09, 2015, 07:19 AM
    Quote from: lua on February 03, 2015, 06:37 PM
    The husband was eating at his desk and we were discussing animals in Islam. "Actually," he said, "We say all the animals are Muslims too and they bow at God. Actually, everything does. Even the trees and the grass and the chairs and the rocks all bow at God and pray to him all the time."

    "Even the pigs?"

    "Oh yeah, even the pigs."

    "Even your hamburger? Your French fries?"

    "Of course," he said, still chewing on one, and he used his finger to trace a line from his jaw down his neck. "Can't you hear them screaming on the way down? 'Subhanallah! Subhanallah! Subhanallah...'"

    Although I suppose that's only slightly more ridiculous than rocks and trees shouting that a Jew is hiding behind them.  015


    Yes I did believe that, than another muslim said, "but the only thing animals are doing is having sex", and I told him that everything they did, they did it for Allah, even sex.
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