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  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     OP - July 23, 2014, 11:28 AM
    Salam,

    so i've heard things about illuminati, my fellow muslims spit this group a lot when something bad happened. what is illuminati exactly? i would like to know from ex-muslims point of view  grin12

    and what do you think about conspiracy theorist in general? are they mentally ill?
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #1 - July 23, 2014, 11:31 AM
    They're real. I'm a member. We are currently planning to take over the world.
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #2 - July 23, 2014, 11:46 AM
    Quote from: Indostic on July 23, 2014, 11:28 AM
    Salam,

    so i've heard things about illuminati, my fellow muslims spit this group a lot when something bad happened. what is illuminati exactly? i would like to know from ex-muslims point of view  grin12

    and what do you think about conspiracy theorist in general? are they mentally ill?


    Its a load of bollocks mate

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #3 - July 23, 2014, 11:54 AM
    Illuminati.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #4 - July 23, 2014, 11:57 AM
    Quote from: Descent on July 23, 2014, 11:31 AM
    They're real. I'm a member. We are currently planning to take over the world.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #5 - July 23, 2014, 12:07 PM
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #6 - July 23, 2014, 12:25 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yBn3utR_lgY
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #7 - July 23, 2014, 12:26 PM
    Quote from: Indostic on July 23, 2014, 11:28 AM
    and what do you think about conspiracy theorist in general? are they mentally ill?


    Some of them are just bored. Others were raised to be paranoid or suspicious like that by crazy families/ideologies/atmospheres, something that fosters an "us versus them" attitude. That said, if I were a betting man, I'd put money on whatever random theorist you bring me being mentally unwell.
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #8 - July 23, 2014, 12:39 PM
    The secret plan of the illuminate.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M-52C6KSeM0
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #9 - July 23, 2014, 12:46 PM
    Yes, and they're aliens that have skinless skulls instead of normal alien heads, and you have to wear special sunglasses to see them.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sgAwdixodjw
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #10 - July 23, 2014, 12:47 PM
    I think Weird Al is onto something.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0TEJMJOhk

    You really have to take precautions when saving your food for later consumption.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #11 - July 23, 2014, 12:53 PM
     Cheesy
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #12 - July 23, 2014, 01:02 PM
    Quote from: Descent on July 23, 2014, 11:31 AM
    They're real. I'm a member. We are currently planning to take over the world.


    LOL
    can i join?
    i can be a useful pianist to boost your troops morale  dance

    Quote from: billy on July 23, 2014, 11:46 AM
    Its a load of bollocks mate


    yeah but my mates took it seriously.
    even one told me to read this David Livingstone's book named terrorism and illuminati.
    and i didnt even bother to reply him.

    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on July 23, 2014, 11:54 AM
    Illuminati.


    i read it already and gave it to the illuminatist, and they said "its wikipedia, the information arent accurate due to illuminati's attempt to change any articles that trying to reveal their identity"

    and that was... indescribable.

    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on July 23, 2014, 11:57 AM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs


    HAHAHA you just bring back my childhood!

    Quote from: toor on July 23, 2014, 12:07 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)


    definitely will share this on my Path account  Cheesy

    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on July 23, 2014, 12:25 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yBn3utR_lgY


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Quote from: Psiecton on July 23, 2014, 12:46 PM
    Yes, and they're aliens that have skinless skulls instead of normal alien heads, and you have to wear special sunglasses to see them.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sgAwdixodjw


    woaaah...
    that sunglasses will definitely got me to buy it.
    or maybe i shud ask allah to get it for free.

    Quote from: asbie on July 23, 2014, 12:47 PM
    I think Weird Al is onto something.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0TEJMJOhk

    You really have to take precautions when saving your food for later consumption.


     Cheesy Cheesy

    anyway, i see the messages behind all your replies as "dont take those people too seriously, instead, laugh at them" or am i wrong?  Roll Eyes
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #13 - July 23, 2014, 01:03 PM
    As Yeezevee (?) says, mock them and move on.  Afro
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #14 - July 23, 2014, 01:07 PM
    The answer.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ojydNb3Lrrs
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #15 - July 23, 2014, 01:19 PM
    Quote from: lua on July 23, 2014, 01:03 PM
    As Yeezevee (?) says, mock them and move on.  Afro


    noted akhi  Afro
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #16 - July 23, 2014, 01:57 PM
    There is only one real Illumanti.

  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #17 - July 23, 2014, 02:22 PM
    Quote from: Descent on July 23, 2014, 11:31 AM
    They're real. I'm a member. We are currently planning to take over the world.


    I can confirm this  is true.
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #18 - July 23, 2014, 04:55 PM
    Yes. Abu Ali is Grand Master.
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #19 - July 23, 2014, 08:09 PM
    On a serious note. I really do think that believing wholeheartedly in the 'illuminati' and all kinds of conspiracy theories, is a mental illness or at least, it could lead to mental illness.
    muslims have to live in a kind of 'schizophrenic' existence and thought process. Many things point to islam being one way whereas they are told not it's the other way, so the only outlet to explain this is - conspiracy theories.
    There's a difference between believing in conspiracy theories and having healthy skepticism. "When you hear hoof beats, don't think zebras."
    Having a thought process where everything is a conspiracy theory would eventually lead you to making every wrong decisions in life,  like accusing your family of doing black magic on you, etc.
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #20 - July 23, 2014, 08:27 PM
    Quote from: Descent on July 23, 2014, 01:57 PM
    There is only one real Illumanti.

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Descet did you cover the Marvel Civil War storyline?

    That cover is from a variant edition of Civil War: Illuminati, I believe.
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #21 - July 23, 2014, 08:31 PM
    In the 1990's when I was in my al-Mahijiroun phase I was completely enthralled by the following documentary which I received as a gift on cassette tape, 'Shadows in Motion', enjoy:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrXbPQbyLDg

    Anyone else sucked in by this propaganda?
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #22 - July 23, 2014, 08:45 PM
    Surely denying that the illuminati exist is clear evidence that they exist.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #23 - July 23, 2014, 09:16 PM
    On that note, anyone who denies that there is a conspiracy is part of that conspiracy.

    Infact, I have concrete evidence that CEMB is part funded by the Zionist-Illuminati lobby that is hell bent on undermining the Muslim Ummah. Details cuming soon.
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #24 - July 23, 2014, 10:27 PM
    Quote from: Jedi on July 23, 2014, 09:16 PM
    On that note, anyone who denies that there is a conspiracy is part of that conspiracy.

    Infact, I have concrete evidence that CEMB is part funded by the Zionist-Illuminati lobby that is hell bent on undermining the Muslim Ummah. Details cuming soon.


    I wouldn't be surprised if some Salafi Muslims reading this post would take it seriously and use it as an evidence to prove that we are deluded by Shaytan.  yes
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #25 - July 23, 2014, 10:33 PM
    Quote from: Jedi on July 23, 2014, 08:27 PM
    Descet did you cover the Marvel Civil War storyline?

    That cover is from a variant edition of Civil War: Illuminati, I believe.

    Yes Civil War was great. I was hoping to see it on-screen.
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #26 - July 23, 2014, 10:52 PM
    Quote from: Psiecton on July 23, 2014, 10:27 PM
    I wouldn't be surprised if some Salafi Muslims reading this post would take it seriously and use it as an evidence to prove that we are deluded by Shaytan.  yes


    I see that you're using one of the ancient Illuminati symbols as your avatar.   Wink

    The High One must be pRoud of you and all you've achieved in such a long time. The end days draw near and the moment shall come when Master Iblis shall have his vengeance upon Humankind as he had once promised.

    Arise my Djinn brethren. ARISE and lets wreak havoc upon this wretched Earth. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

     
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #27 - July 23, 2014, 10:55 PM
    Quote from: Descent on July 23, 2014, 10:33 PM
    Yes Civil War was great. I was hoping to see it on-screen.


    I love Civil War. In my opinion the single greatest comic book event since 'House of M', if not better, I loved it. We are talking about the same thing aren't we? The Superhero Registration Act which pitted Team Captain America versus Team Iron Man. I think Michael Bendis stated that he wanted to parallel real world events i.e. War on Terror and he did it in the most spectacular fashion.

    Spoiler alert:

    *******************************************************************************
    Spidermans new suit. The Fantastic Four splitting up. The return of the Punisher and the death of Captain America.
    ********************************************************************************
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #28 - July 23, 2014, 11:45 PM
    Watchmen is definitely the best comic of all time. I would put Dark Phoenix Saga at second, The Killing Joke at third, Civil War at fourth, and House of M at five.
  • Illuminati? Conspiracy theory? what do you think?
     Reply #29 - July 23, 2014, 11:49 PM
    I'm reading Watchmen at the moment, it's fucking excellent.
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
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