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Hash Brown
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- August 26, 2014, 07:44 PM
So I decided to share 2 poems and 2 stories with the internet, more coming on the way.
http://hashbrowntheillusionist.wordpress.com/
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
asbie
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Reply #1
- August 26, 2014, 08:07 PM
Like the latest poem.
Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
how fuck works without shit??
Let's Play Chess!
harakaat, friend, RIP
Hash Brown
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Reply #2
- August 26, 2014, 08:08 PM
Thanks asbie.
Would you mind giving your opinion on the stories as well?
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
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Reply #3
- August 26, 2014, 08:13 PM
They seem right up my alley. My brain isn't fully engaged at the moment though. You also have a habit of introducing characters and events very quickly, but maybe that's just my slow brain again.
Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
how fuck works without shit??
Let's Play Chess!
harakaat, friend, RIP
Hash Brown
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Reply #4
- August 26, 2014, 08:30 PM
yeah, I was a bit rushed today, people turn up at the most unexpected times in my home.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
TheTruthSeeker
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Reply #5
- August 28, 2014, 05:07 PM
I like hash browns.
Hash Brown
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Reply #6
- August 30, 2014, 10:45 AM
Dashing bastard saga part 2!
http://hashbrowntheillusionist.wordpress.com/
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
Hash Brown
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Reply #7
- August 30, 2014, 12:22 PM
Please could you critique so I can know how to improve.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
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Reply #8
- September 04, 2014, 11:40 AM
New poem.
http://hashbrowntheillusionist.wordpress.com/2014/09/04/even-even-oh-fuck-it-its-poetry/
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
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Reply #9
- September 04, 2014, 03:33 PM
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
how fuck works without shit??
Let's Play Chess!
harakaat, friend, RIP
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Reply #10
- September 04, 2014, 11:06 PM
pls, finish the story HB!
i wanna know more...
Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe
Religions seem to cause more grief than good.
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Hash Brown
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Reply #11
- September 05, 2014, 05:56 AM
It's a continuous story so it will probably go on until I'm tired of it, however the Mir arc will probably last two more parts.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
Hash Brown
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Reply #12
- September 07, 2014, 01:14 PM
http://hashbrowntheillusionist.wordpress.com/
Dashing bastard part 3 and Dashing bastard side story
There is some British slang here so here's some translations.
innit = is it not?
Blud= Brother
G=Gangster
Bu'ers/ butters= Ugly
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
Hash Brown
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Reply #13
- September 16, 2014, 09:34 PM
A new poem.
http://hashbrowntheillusionist.wordpress.com/2014/09/16/charming/
I feel as though there should be a
WARNING
of sorts as it covers a disturbing subject matter. So here's another
WARNING.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
musivore
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Reply #14
- September 16, 2014, 10:00 PM
I really like this bit:
' ...life pressured me to find another queen
I battled dragons, killed armies for love
I reached her door and lurked into her bed
Still as a corpse I pecked her lips
and life reclaimed her…'
Hi
Hash Brown
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Reply #15
- September 17, 2014, 05:17 AM
Thank you.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
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Reply #16
- September 30, 2014, 06:12 AM
A new poem.
http://hashbrowntheillusionist.wordpress.com/
For people who care, I am currently on a sort of break from the Dashing bastard series, mostly because college is stressful and i'm re evaluating how i am doing this series usually I post it on the first draft, but now I have created a big plot hole that i am trying to fix, also I am considering not posting the stories on the first draft.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
Quod Sum Eris
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Reply #17
- September 30, 2014, 09:56 PM
`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Reply #18
- September 30, 2014, 11:06 PM
I love the poem: What is love? sooo much. I can feel that one.
When i feel it, its good. Yep!!
For god and money devils fight
Religion holds a beast inside
Racoon
Hash Brown
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Reply #19
- October 06, 2014, 03:51 PM
http://hashbrowntheillusionist.wordpress.com/2014/10/06/poem-a-day-in-the-life-of-god/
I just feel so misanthropic today.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
xtremestr
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Reply #20
- October 06, 2014, 04:24 PM
A very good read. I was incredibly confused as to who was being talked to until I decided to grow a brain and look at the title.
أشهد أن لا إله
lua
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Reply #21
- October 06, 2014, 07:11 PM
Woah, I've somehow overlooked this for a while. So far, it's a really good read. I'll have to finish the rest when I get out for the day, Hash Brown.
Qtian
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Reply #22
- October 06, 2014, 07:23 PM
(After she finishes torturing innocent creatures)
My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
Skywalker
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Reply #23
- October 06, 2014, 07:50 PM
Did you know that lua actually stands for Liquidating all Unique Animals?
Skywalker
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Reply #24
- October 06, 2014, 08:22 PM
Its also stands as an abbreviation for the german words Lebensraum Ubenzentzer Alle tierea, or lua,which means ''Utterly destroy all animals with a pouch(marsupials)''.
Chilling indeed.
Hash Brown
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Reply #25
- October 06, 2014, 08:56 PM
i sense a connection here.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
musivore
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Reply #26
- October 06, 2014, 09:20 PM
Lol Qtain and Skywalker.
Nice poem Hashtag Brown
Shame your God gave up on us. We could do with some more help about now.
Hi
lua
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Reply #27
- October 07, 2014, 01:31 AM
Okay, but in my defense I feel really bad about it.
But then, as
the husband I missed by a mere 200 years
would have said, "Which is worse? The wolf who cries before eating the lamb, or the wolf who does not?"
musivore
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Reply #28
- October 07, 2014, 02:58 AM
Lol. Leo Toltsoy is your type of man? On your recommendation, I will get to know his work better than I currently do...
Oscar Wilde is my type.
Hi
lua
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Reply #29
- October 07, 2014, 03:37 AM
Oscar Wilde might have been prettier and wittier, but...War and Peace!
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