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  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     OP - September 24, 2014, 07:40 PM
    Oy-Vey!, it was Judaism that invented dogmatic misogyny, not Islam or Christianity - give the Torah some credit!!

    Stamford Hill council removes 'unacceptable' posters telling women which side of the road to walk down.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-council-removes-unacceptable-stamford-hill-posters-telling-women-which-side-of-the-road-to-walk-down-9746012.html



    Stamford Hill posters telling women to walk where they please are taken down
    http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/stamford-hill-posters-telling-women-to-walk-where-they-please-are-taken-down-9751215.html





    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #1 - September 25, 2014, 09:54 AM
    In related news, ‘Chained' Orthodox Jewish Wives Take To Facebook And Twitter To Rally Support For Religious Divorces
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #2 - September 25, 2014, 07:06 PM
    “I prayed for my freedom,” said Stein. Yoel never showed up."

    Aaah, the efficacy of prayer  Roll Eyes

    Or........perhaps Yahweh didn't intervene because she walked on the wrong side of the street?
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #3 - September 25, 2014, 07:08 PM
    Last time I prayed it worked.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #4 - September 25, 2014, 07:43 PM
    Prithee tell me.....what did you pray for?

    Perhaps the sun to rise at dawn?
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #5 - September 25, 2014, 08:54 PM
    Had some muslims I bumped into insisting the alcoholic drink I was enjoying was offensive to allah and bad things would happen, so I said I could prove that allah wanted me to have my drink. They took me up on it, so I prayed to allah that if me drinking this drink was his will please give absolutely no sign. And lo, no sign came! Thy will be done. Cheers. cheers
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #6 - September 25, 2014, 09:02 PM
    ^ I am stealing that ^

    Stored away for future pwnage.
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #7 - September 25, 2014, 09:11 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on September 25, 2014, 08:54 PM
    Had some muslims I bumped into insisting the alcoholic drink I was enjoying was offensive to allah and bad things would happen, so I said I could prove that allah wanted me to have my drink. They took me up on it, so I prayed to allah that if me drinking this drink was his will please give absolutely no sign. And lo, no sign came! Thy will be one. Cheers. cheers


    Actually they would probably come back with something like:

    "Well, allah had planned in advance that you would say that and made you have that drink so he could have the fun of burning you in hell"

    "Don't forget, allah leads astray who he will!"     (which nullifies the Free Will Argument btw)

    http://www.sunniforum.com/forum/showthread.php?57531-Why-would-Allah-lead-people-astray

    Its always good to wear your opponent's clothes when testing an argument.
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #8 - September 25, 2014, 09:14 PM
    That is basically to me a response and a view which says, 'yes I am horrible and I am proud of it, you are predestined to be hated and hellbound in my mind and that cannot be changed'.
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #9 - September 25, 2014, 09:25 PM
    Yup! In a nutshell.

    If you can convince people that there is an eternal paradise awaiting them and an eternal torment to be avoided, you can get people to think, say and do absolutely ANYTHING you want!!
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #10 - September 25, 2014, 09:27 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on September 25, 2014, 08:54 PM
    Had some muslims I bumped into insisting the alcoholic drink I was enjoying was offensive to allah and bad things would happen, so I said I could prove that allah wanted me to have my drink. They took me up on it, so I prayed to allah that if me drinking this drink was his will please give absolutely no sign. And lo, no sign came! Thy will be done. Cheers. cheers


    What was their response? Any bullshit 'counter-argument'?
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #11 - September 25, 2014, 09:27 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on September 25, 2014, 08:54 PM
    Had some muslims I bumped into insisting the alcoholic drink I was enjoying was offensive to allah and bad things would happen, so I said I could prove that allah wanted me to have my drink. They took me up on it, so I prayed to allah that if me drinking this drink was his will please give absolutely no sign. And lo, no sign came! Thy will be done. Cheers. cheers

    Nice. So how did they respond?

    BTW, this lack of signs thing reminds me of the Gay Mardi Gras parade in Sydney some years ago. Some of the local Christian fundies were praying to their god, to make it rain on the night of the parade. Needless to say, the weather was perfect. Funnily enough, they didn't seem to take any lessons from this. Go figure.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #12 - September 25, 2014, 09:32 PM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAuFJKQh83Y
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #13 - September 25, 2014, 09:37 PM
    Quote from: Lilyesque on September 25, 2014, 09:14 PM
    That is basically to me a response and a view which says, 'yes I am horrible and I am proud of it, you are predestined to be hated and hellbound in my mind and that cannot be changed'.


    Or this:

    Theist: "I have a magic best friend"

    Skeptic: "Really? Where? I don't see him, I don't believe you!"

    Theist: "Well then he hates you and will kill you"

    Skeptic: "Well I think your friend is a dick"

    Theist: "How dare you insult me, how hateful of you, I love him so much and I think he's brilliant for what he wants to do to you".

    Society - "Yes that's terrible what that militant skeptic said, very insulting, this skeptical militancy is worrying, look what Stalin did"

    Skeptic:  Huh? Cry
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #14 - September 25, 2014, 09:41 PM
    Hate the hated, laud the hater. It is like society is the bully's sidekick saying 'yeah, you are so freaking wrong, this bigot is uh-frikkin-mazing and we must protect his unique and beutifully evil cultural baggage'.
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #15 - September 25, 2014, 09:43 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on September 25, 2014, 09:27 PM
    Nice. So how did they respond?

    BTW, this lack of signs thing reminds me of the Gay Mardi Gras parade in Sydney some years ago. Some of the local Christian fundies were praying to their god, to make it rain on the night of the parade. Needless to say, the weather was perfect. Funnily enough, they didn't seem to take any lessons from this. Go figure.


    A Christian answer to this might be  - "God answers prayers 100% of the time that he wants to, but his answers can be "Yes, No, or Wait", so god obviously has a longer term plan 'final solution' Wink Wink for the gays that us lowly humans would never understand"
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #16 - September 25, 2014, 09:44 PM
    God is so mysterious in his actions you might mistake it for coincidence but it has his fairy-dust involved in it, honest!
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #17 - September 25, 2014, 09:54 PM
    Quote from: Adey5 on September 25, 2014, 09:43 PM
    A Christian answer to this might be  - "God answers prayers 100% of the time that he wants to, but his answers can be "Yes, No, or Wait", so god obviously has a longer term plan 'final solution' Wink Wink for the gays that us lowly humans would never understand"

    Or, God likes a good party as much as anyone else. Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #18 - September 25, 2014, 10:08 PM
    Quote from: Lilyesque on September 25, 2014, 09:44 PM
    God is so mysterious in his actions you might mistake it for coincidence but it has his fairy-dust involved in it, honest!


    Yeah, he is just so amazing, the way he so obviously exists absolutely everywhere all at once, yet hides all the evidence to makes it look exactly like he doesn't exist, in order to make us believe in him by faith. Because if there was evidence of god, then no-one would believe in him!!

    God is BRILLIAAAANT!!!  Afro



    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #19 - September 25, 2014, 10:09 PM
    If God Disappeared?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkCuc34hvD4
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #20 - September 25, 2014, 10:13 PM
    Great pisstake, but I agree about the baby part. Cheesy

    "Mere sound from diaper-soiling thing that will probably want food soon"
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #21 - September 25, 2014, 10:16 PM
    God Only SEEMS Nonexistent!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnjfxCp92pc
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #22 - September 25, 2014, 10:17 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on September 25, 2014, 10:13 PM
    Great pisstake, but I agree about the baby part. Cheesy

    "Mere sound from diaper-soiling thing that will probably want food soon"


    Hope you didn't agree with the puppy thing though  lipsrsealed
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #23 - September 25, 2014, 10:21 PM
    Didn't get that far.

    (I've seen so many of these send ups that I have limited patience)
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #24 - September 25, 2014, 10:25 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on September 25, 2014, 10:13 PM
    Great pisstake, but I agree about the baby part. Cheesy

    "Mere sound from diaper-soiling thing that will probably want food soon"


    Edward Current is the KING of parody. Even many atheists fall for it, but I suspect some may not be fluent English speakers and might not get the subtle tones. Poe's Law I guess.
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #25 - September 25, 2014, 10:27 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on September 25, 2014, 10:21 PM
    Didn't get that far.

    (I've seen so many of these send ups that I have limited patience)


    Not a fan of Eddie Current?

    I think parody when done well, is one of the sharpest weapons in our toolkit.
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #26 - September 25, 2014, 10:28 PM
    Yeah it is, but as I said I have seen many of these before. They are all much the same after a while.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #27 - September 25, 2014, 10:33 PM
    I guess many of you have seen this before:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nECGkQLftpo

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #28 - September 25, 2014, 10:44 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Now that was gold.

    (I've known about Landover Baptist for years, but hadn't seen that speech)
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Stamford Hill Torah Procession "Women Walk on This Side Only" posters
     Reply #29 - September 25, 2014, 10:51 PM
    Quote from: Adey5 on September 25, 2014, 10:33 PM
    I guess many of you have seen this before:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nECGkQLftpo


    Joke's on you Adey, I hadn't seen that before! And I must say; having no clue what the Landover baptist is, I was incredibly confused for the first few minutes.
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