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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1710 - February 23, 2009, 09:11 PM
    It made you laugh  Cheesy Cheesy
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1711 - February 23, 2009, 09:15 PM
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1712 - February 23, 2009, 09:24 PM
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1713 - February 23, 2009, 09:26 PM
    There should be no problem to spot the OOPS in this one  Cheesy Cheesy

    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1714 - February 23, 2009, 09:29 PM
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1715 - February 23, 2009, 09:47 PM
    Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on February 23, 2009, 09:11 PM
    It made you laugh  Cheesy Cheesy


    No I didn't and dont know why I would.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1716 - February 24, 2009, 09:40 AM
    Quote from: FinallyFree on February 23, 2009, 07:34 PM
    Indeed, heaven sucks vividly PS. Nothing good about it, a whore house with giant tents and mouldy rivers. I'd rather stay at home.

    That's why I'm getting cremated when I die, didn't see that coming did you Allah?


    Haha Tongue I'll be donating my body to science Smiley
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1717 - February 24, 2009, 09:48 AM
    I don't like the idea of being buried, I'm certainly not being buried according to Bohra Muslim rites.

    The Zoroastrian ritual would involve being fed to vultures, which doesn't appeal to me either.

    I'm not noble enough to give my body to science, I somehow won't like students cutting me up. I guess I'll donate my eyes and kidneys etc, and be cremated. Smiley
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1718 - February 24, 2009, 01:18 PM
    Cremation seems to be a favourite amongst people. I hope you all die peacefully knowing you contributed to global warming Tongue

    Just kidding Tongue I quite like the idea myself however my love for science is too strong.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1719 - February 24, 2009, 02:09 PM
    Cremation fees are about ?500 - would rather leave the savings to a good cause, like the humanist association or this forum!
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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1720 - February 24, 2009, 02:11 PM
    Really? $500? It cost me $200 to cremate my little dog!
    WikiIslam
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1721 - February 24, 2009, 02:15 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on February 24, 2009, 02:09 PM
    Cremation fees are about ?500 - would rather leave the savings to a good cause, like the humanist association or this forum!


    And the traditional burial is free??

    Hell even Islamic burial costs a lot of money.
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1722 - February 24, 2009, 02:36 PM
    Why the fuck are you guys discussing about death and after death ? ...... why not talk about life instead ........ fuckin morons cannot even stay on topic on the off topic thread  Cheesy Cheesy ..... methinks this is what all of you guys are upto ..

    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1723 - February 24, 2009, 02:43 PM
    Quote from: Sanitarium on February 24, 2009, 02:11 PM
    Really? $500? It cost me $200 to cremate my little dog!

    No more than that, 500 UK pounds, say about 700 US dollars. 

    I'll just ask my brother to torch me in my car when I'm dead, not only will I save on cremation costs but then the life & car insurance payouts can also go towards these good causes.
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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1724 - February 24, 2009, 02:45 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on February 24, 2009, 02:43 PM
    I'll just ask my brother to torch me in my car when I'm dead, not only will I save on cremation costs but then the life & car insurance payouts can also go towards these good causes.

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1725 - February 24, 2009, 02:52 PM
    HAHA!

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    Sani: 1

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    Hi Sanitarium,

    Upon review, we found that the following answer was not in violation of the Answers Community Guidelines or Yahoo! Terms of Service.

    "No, he'd be happy. Muhammad was a terrorist:

    Sahih Bukhari Bukhari Volume 4, Book 52, Number 220:

    Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "I have been sent with the shortest expressions bearing the widest meanings, and I have been made victorious with terror (cast in the hearts of the enemy), and while I was sleeping, the keys of the treasures of the world were brought to me and put in my hand." Abu Huraira added: Allah's Apostle has left the world and now you, people, are bringing out those treasures (i.e. the Prophet did not benefit by them). Also see: Sahih Muslim Book 004, Number 1062 - 1067"

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    :cheer for me!



    EDIT: Peruvian: How's the chair, mate? lol!
    WikiIslam
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1726 - February 24, 2009, 03:01 PM
    Quote from: Sanitarium on February 24, 2009, 02:52 PM
    HAHA!

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    Sani: 1

    Quote
    Hi Sanitarium,

    Upon review, we found that the following answer was not in violation of the Answers Community Guidelines or Yahoo! Terms of Service.

    "No, he'd be happy. Muhammad was a terrorist:

    Sahih Bukhari Bukhari Volume 4, Book 52, Number 220:

    Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "I have been sent with the shortest expressions bearing the widest meanings, and I have been made victorious with terror (cast in the hearts of the enemy), and while I was sleeping, the keys of the treasures of the world were brought to me and put in my hand." Abu Huraira added: Allah's Apostle has left the world and now you, people, are bringing out those treasures (i.e. the Prophet did not benefit by them). Also see: Sahih Muslim Book 004, Number 1062 - 1067"

    The Yahoo! Answers Team regrets that your answer was wrongfully reported by the Answers community. Your answer has been reposted to Yahoo! Answers, and we are sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.

    Thanks,
    Yahoo! Answers Team

    Question


    :cheer for me!



    EDIT: Peruvian: How's the chair, mate? lol!


    Nice one

    Go and celebrate with some nice roast pork and a glass of red wine of your choice

    Just kidding
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1727 - February 24, 2009, 03:36 PM
    Anybody wants to talk about booze and boobs ?
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1728 - February 24, 2009, 03:37 PM
    Seriously guys you are all full of gas, like this
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1729 - February 24, 2009, 03:40 PM
    Quote from: Sanitarium on February 24, 2009, 02:52 PM
    EDIT: Peruvian: How's the chair, mate? lol!

    My chair is fine thank you very much! I have to now put my coat on top of it before sitting. It's not a very thick coat but in the slightest chance my chair does decide to explode I will have a small degree of protection...
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1730 - February 24, 2009, 03:42 PM
    How to avoid all kinds of viruses

    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1731 - February 24, 2009, 03:43 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on February 24, 2009, 03:40 PM
    My chair is fine thank you very much! I have to now put my coat on top of it before sitting. It's not a very thick coat but in the slightest chance my chair does decide to explode I will have a small degree of protection...

    HAHAHA. I'm waiting for my bullet proof laptop cover to get here. Want me to order one for your chair?  Cheesy Cheesy
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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1732 - February 24, 2009, 03:43 PM
    Lol although the pics you post are a waste of bandwith and probably will be the death of the internet, I love them

    Funny shit.

    You must spend all day on the tinternetz Chiclets.
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1733 - February 24, 2009, 03:49 PM
    Thanks FF, and here's to you ..

    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1734 - February 24, 2009, 03:53 PM
    Quote from: Sanitarium on February 24, 2009, 03:43 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on February 24, 2009, 03:40 PM
    My chair is fine thank you very much! I have to now put my coat on top of it before sitting. It's not a very thick coat but in the slightest chance my chair does decide to explode I will have a small degree of protection...

    HAHAHA. I'm waiting for my bullet proof laptop cover to get here. Want me to order one for your chair?  Cheesy Cheesy

    That would be nice

    Tongue
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1735 - February 24, 2009, 03:59 PM
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1736 - February 24, 2009, 04:00 PM
    Lol

    The ninja picture is a classic, but it doesn't get old.
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1737 - February 24, 2009, 04:03 PM
    How about this one ..

    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1738 - February 24, 2009, 04:17 PM
    Quote from: FinallyFree on February 24, 2009, 04:00 PM
    Lol

    The ninja picture is a classic, but it doesn't get old.


    Speaking of Ninjas, here's one for you

    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #1739 - February 24, 2009, 04:41 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on February 23, 2009, 09:47 PM
    Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on February 23, 2009, 09:11 PM
    It made you laugh  Cheesy Cheesy


    No I didn't and dont know why I would.


    How about this one M ?

    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
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