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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #480 - July 07, 2008, 07:22 PM
    Good time to revive threads when everyone's hiding.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #481 - July 07, 2008, 07:29 PM
    I remebered something funny, one of my friends is quite lost and there's a girl's school at the back of our field at school. My mate tried to make him ask one out and he goes "Give me your phone" about a second later "numer"

    LMAO.

    Sounded like a robbery.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #482 - July 08, 2008, 08:29 PM
    I flew!!!!!!!
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #483 - July 10, 2008, 01:57 AM
    Quote from: MSinghK on July 07, 2008, 07:29 PM
    he goes "Give me your phone" about a second later "numer"

    lol. Did she run away?
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #484 - July 10, 2008, 08:23 AM
    Smooth talking mate you have there.  whistling2
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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #485 - July 10, 2008, 10:18 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on July 10, 2008, 08:23 AM
    Smooth talking mate you have there.  whistling2


    Sadly that kind of line could work on me  Cheesy, I like teh funny people.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #486 - July 10, 2008, 03:00 PM
    Quote from: Iggy on July 10, 2008, 01:57 AM
    Quote from: MSinghK on July 07, 2008, 07:29 PM
    he goes "Give me your phone" about a second later "numer"

    lol. Did she run away?


    She walked faster. lol
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #487 - July 12, 2008, 08:51 PM
    OK, non existant guys- im off to do my hair, go to bed and lie there and dream.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #488 - July 12, 2008, 10:16 PM
    Jolly good. The Spartans were big on hair by the way. The film was inaccurate in regards to hairstyles as well a several other things. Most spartan warriors wore their hair long.
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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #489 - July 13, 2008, 07:09 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on July 12, 2008, 10:16 PM
    Jolly good. The Spartans were big on hair by the way. The film was inaccurate in regards to hairstyles as well a several other things. Most spartan warriors wore their hair long.


    Yeah, I know. Apparently, before their last stand they got naked and oiled each other and washed and stuff.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #490 - July 13, 2008, 07:52 AM
    Yep, before going into battle (assuming they had the chance of course) they used to bathe and do their hair immaculately. There's an anecdote about a spy for one of their enemies reporting to his leader before a famous battle (can't remember the details offhand) and this king started laughing because he assumed he would be dealing with a bunch of pansies.

    He stopped laughing when his advisors pointed out that this behaviour meant the Spartans were preparing to fight to the death and were some of the most formidable warriors he'd ever meet.
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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #491 - July 13, 2008, 07:58 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on July 13, 2008, 07:52 AM
    Yep, before going into battle (assuming they had the chance of course) they used to bathe and do their hair immaculately. There's an anecdote about a spy for one of their enemies reporting to his leader before a famous battle (can't remember the details offhand) and this king started laughing because he assumed he would be dealing with a bunch of pansies.

    He stopped laughing when his advisors pointed out that this behaviour meant the Spartans were preparing to fight to the death and were some of the most formidable warriors he'd ever meet.


    Yeh, it was spy of either Darius or Xerxes (sp) who saw them do it. I know it happened at thermopylae (sp, lol)
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #492 - July 13, 2008, 08:15 AM
    Your spelling is correct. Wink
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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #493 - July 13, 2008, 08:25 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on July 13, 2008, 08:15 AM
    Your spelling is correct. Wink


    Safe
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #494 - July 13, 2008, 09:24 AM
    Yo Os, where is Berbs?
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #495 - July 13, 2008, 09:44 AM
    Moving house. Got her poota all packed up at the moment. She checked in by mobile phone yesterday but she wont be back until she's all set up at the new place. Should be good to go Monday your time.
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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #496 - July 13, 2008, 09:46 AM
    'Scuse the late reply but I was off surfing teh web. I'm gonna tart up the old Babylon theme that comes with the SMF software. Figure I can get some Babylon 5 images and turn it all spacey.
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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #497 - July 13, 2008, 09:47 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on July 13, 2008, 09:44 AM
    Moving house. Got her poota all packed up at the moment. She checked in by mobile phone yesterday but she wont be back until she's all set up at the new place. Should be good to go Monday your time.


    Oh good. Monday's not far at all. I want a bit of ronik in here.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #498 - July 13, 2008, 09:49 AM
    A bitta wot?  Cheesy
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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #499 - July 13, 2008, 10:08 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on July 13, 2008, 09:49 AM
    A bitta wot?  Cheesy


    Ronik

    A bit of rolla

    Like there would be ronik and rolla at a party. Like this one:

    Quote
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #500 - July 13, 2008, 10:09 AM
    Gotcha. I think.  Wink
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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #501 - July 13, 2008, 10:27 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on July 13, 2008, 10:09 AM
    Gotcha. I think.  Wink


    Isnt an English word, no equivalent either as far as I know.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #502 - July 13, 2008, 11:05 AM
    Anything off topic?
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #503 - July 13, 2008, 11:08 AM
    Turnips.
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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #504 - July 13, 2008, 11:09 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on July 13, 2008, 11:08 AM
    Turnips.


    they are pretty off topic. good reply.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #505 - July 13, 2008, 11:10 AM
    Shit on a stick
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #506 - July 13, 2008, 11:13 AM
    Wombats.
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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #507 - July 13, 2008, 11:39 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on July 13, 2008, 11:13 AM
    Wombats.


    No way man
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #508 - July 13, 2008, 11:46 AM
    Whaddya mean no way? Australia is full of wombats. grin12
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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #509 - July 13, 2008, 11:47 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on July 13, 2008, 11:46 AM
    Whaddya mean no way? Australia is full of wombats. grin12


    Exactly, no wombats. Not universal
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