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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #690 - July 21, 2008, 08:09 PM
    night night, just missed you.  darn.
    Mohammed ordered Kinana b. al Rabi' to be gruesomely tortured and then decapitated.  The 'prophet' then 'married' Kinana's wife, Safiyya.  He had her husband, her father and her people killed.  

    Sirat Rasul Allah by Ibn Ishaq 

    Mohammed was a rapist and a murderer.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #691 - July 22, 2008, 03:41 PM
    Quote from: Serquet11 on July 21, 2008, 08:09 PM
    night night, just missed you.  darn.


    Yeah, just. I was doing some bare sleeping.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #692 - July 22, 2008, 08:35 PM
    Just finished doing LOADS of work. Anyone here? No?

    Well I dont care because tommorow is the 23rd and Berbs is back on the 23rd. YEAAAAAH  dance dance dance
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #693 - July 22, 2008, 08:47 PM
     dance dance dance dance dance dance (She better be back after all these emoticons)





    Flowers too, and they're real.

     Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

    Now she BETTER be back, ive given out flowers.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #694 - July 22, 2008, 09:12 PM
    Is she here yet?

    Last day of school tommorow AND Berbs is coming back. Yeah
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #695 - July 22, 2008, 09:20 PM
    I will actually cry if she's not here tommorow.  Cry Cry Cry
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #696 - July 22, 2008, 09:47 PM
     Cheesy I'm sure she'll be back. She was looking forward to getting her broadband back.She popped into the staff room briefly but can't stand working off a mobile.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #697 - July 23, 2008, 12:06 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on July 22, 2008, 09:47 PM
    Cheesy I'm sure she'll be back. She was looking forward to getting her broadband back.She popped into the staff room briefly but can't stand working off a mobile.


    Tonight then.  Afro
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #698 - July 23, 2008, 07:42 PM
    Ten more pages please
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #699 - July 23, 2008, 07:49 PM
    This doesnt strike me as "on topic" really:

  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #700 - July 23, 2008, 08:03 PM
    And this:

  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #701 - July 23, 2008, 08:05 PM
    Hmm how about this one, do you think this is on topic ?

    Quote
    Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.

     

    At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt the manager to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished with the costumer, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?'

     

    Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.'

     

    'My goodness that sure is a lot of money!' Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

     

    From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

     

    Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'

     

    .................. And this is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #702 - July 23, 2008, 08:15 PM
    Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on July 23, 2008, 08:05 PM
    Hmm how about this one, do you think this is on topic ?

    Quote
    Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.

     

    At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt the manager to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished with the costumer, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?'

     

    Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.'

     

    'My goodness that sure is a lot of money!' Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

     

    From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

     

    Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'

     

    .................. And this is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.



    I dont get the joke. But that's just me and I think it was a joke because of the sort of punchline-ness at the end.

    What's a faucet?
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #703 - July 23, 2008, 08:20 PM
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #704 - July 23, 2008, 08:21 PM


    This is a Pewter Faucet.
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #705 - July 23, 2008, 08:24 PM
    Ceiling Mural in a Smoking Area



    Do you think this one is on topic or not ?
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #706 - July 23, 2008, 08:26 PM
    Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on July 23, 2008, 08:24 PM
    Ceiling Mural in a Smoking Area

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Do you think this one is on topic or not ?


    Its all good off topic stuff. I love it.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #707 - July 23, 2008, 08:30 PM
    Funniest Bikini Top Ever



    Now this one has to be on topic, right ?
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #708 - July 23, 2008, 08:35 PM
    Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on July 23, 2008, 08:30 PM
    Funniest Bikini Top Ever

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Now this one has to be on topic, right ?


    What are you doing Bhai? Allow that, go back to your funnies
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #709 - July 23, 2008, 08:44 PM
    A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural.

    To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"


    About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start.Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

    About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

    About 15 students raise their hand.

    "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

    Three students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

    Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

    The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.  You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."


    The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

    Bubba replied, "Shiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said "Goats."
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #710 - July 23, 2008, 08:47 PM
    Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on July 23, 2008, 08:44 PM
    A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural.

    To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"


    About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start.Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

    About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

    About 15 students raise their hand.

    "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

    Three students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

    Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

    The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.  You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."


    The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

    Bubba replied, "Shiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said "Goats."



    OMG
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #711 - July 23, 2008, 08:50 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on July 23, 2008, 08:47 PM
    OMG


    WTF, you don't think this was on topic ?
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #712 - July 23, 2008, 08:51 PM
    Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on July 23, 2008, 08:50 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on July 23, 2008, 08:47 PM
    OMG


    WTF, you don't think this was on topic ?


    No, it was fine. It's not my sort of humour but I reckon lots of other people would find it funny.

    I was just saying OMG at the kid.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #713 - July 23, 2008, 08:58 PM
    Ive got to go to sleep guys.

    Nice speaking to you AJ Bhai. Afro

    Nice to have Berbs back again too.  dance

    G'night
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #714 - July 24, 2008, 07:29 PM
    Im off guys. Nice knowing you.  Cheesy
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #715 - July 25, 2008, 08:41 AM
    If anyone cares Ill tell you something wierd.

    I was at a party for a 1st birthday. It was of the people who own a massive club where regular parties are held. We were invited and that. I end up sitting next to a white lady (not usual but it happened) and we got talking and we started discussing religion and she was telling me of how she was Church of England and told me a little background of herself and her kids. Then when we were lleaving she gave me here address and an phone number so that we could visit if I went down that way.

    Im telling you this now because I found the paper that she wrote the address and number on when I was tidying just now.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #716 - July 25, 2008, 09:07 AM
    Ok den, so what's the omen then? grin12
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #717 - July 25, 2008, 10:39 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on July 25, 2008, 09:07 AM
    Ok den, so what's the omen then? grin12


    I dunno. You tell me
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #718 - July 25, 2008, 01:44 PM
    Simple, she wants you to worship Jesus.  She was doing her good deed for the day by inviting you.  An average day for a Christian who believes that they need to help save the world, one by one.  So, imo, I'd say toss the paper and forgittaboudit.
    Mohammed ordered Kinana b. al Rabi' to be gruesomely tortured and then decapitated.  The 'prophet' then 'married' Kinana's wife, Safiyya.  He had her husband, her father and her people killed.  

    Sirat Rasul Allah by Ibn Ishaq 

    Mohammed was a rapist and a murderer.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #719 - July 25, 2008, 01:51 PM
    Quote from: Serquet11 on July 25, 2008, 01:44 PM
    Simple, she wants you to worship Jesus.  She was doing her good deed for the day by inviting you.  An average day for a Christian who believes that they need to help save the world, one by one.  So, imo, I'd say toss the paper and forgittaboudit.


    I think she knows Im not gonna convert. Most of the talk was just casual and not about religion but religion was how we started our convo.

    In any case im not going to her house. That's wierd. lol
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