What are you doing this weekend?
Reply #23 - October 03, 2014, 10:02 PM
It's Eid for me also, and judging by previous Eids, I will be doing some or all of the following:
.Meeting people that I try to forget exist for the rest of the year.
.Holding long drawn out awkward conversations with several guests who I don't recognise, but who seen to know everything about me.
.Eat shitloads.
.Shit eatloads.
.Receive a thousand ridiculous texts about 'may Allah bless...', deleting about 10 without thought, before feeling guilty enough to compose a naff one myself, and sending that out to everyone, even to those that have not deserved the retaliation, and even to those who do not know what Eid is, nor can read for that matter.
.Make up a different excuse for every person who asks me why I did not attend Eid prayers.
.Find someone whom I am not allowed to be attracted to, surprisingly attractive in her Eid finery.
.Feel saddened at some point that I have lost the Eid bug and excitement that I had when younger.
.Escape to my room because I just cannot handle hugging another grown man that I don't know, nor eating another Samosa.
.Find what remaining brothers I have left, that have not yet fallen into the fatal grip of Islam, and drink, smoke and snort the night away.
.Feel so much joy and love for these pissed brothers of mine, that I could puke into my own face.
.Puke into my own face.
.Return home, and jerk off limpley to thoughts of the surprisingly attractive girl that I am not allowed to find attractive.
.Sleep, smiling, relieved the nightmare is over
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