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OP - November 07, 2014, 01:44 AM

Poor cows.

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A group of Taliban militants were captured by local residents in northeastern Badakhshan province while they were having sex with a cow.
According to local security officials, the militants were caught by villagers of Farghmanj in Jorm district on Monday.
The officials furhter added that the militants were initially disarmed by villagers and were then beaten.
Deputy provincial governor Gul Mohammad Bidar said they are aware of the incident involving a number of Taliban militants sexually abusing cows.
He said the local residents have launched a demonstration agains the Taliban militants for committing such a shameful act.
According to Bidar, the two militants have managed to flee the area and have gone to another place under the control of Taliban militants.

Source: http://www.khaama.com/taliban-militants-caught-having-copulation-with-cow-in-badakhshan-8925

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Reply #1 - November 07, 2014, 06:34 AM

"Cow rape? Acceptable.
Homosexuality? Death to the queers!"
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Reply #2 - November 07, 2014, 07:15 AM

How do you know it was cow rape? The cow might have been into it. Cows are weird.

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Reply #3 - November 07, 2014, 10:32 AM

Quote from: justperusing on November 07, 2014, 06:34 AM
"Cow rape? Acceptable.
Homosexuality? Death to the queers!"
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Naw they found a loophole, cows are halal, sex with bulls is strictly prohibited.
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Reply #4 - November 07, 2014, 11:52 AM

omg that actually reminds me of a movie where a guy tells a story from his youthful days about having sex with a zebra, and one of the guys curses and then asks "but at least, was it a female zebra?" and another guy answers "well of course, the man isn't a homo!"

But aside, this isn't even funny. It's just one rather "harmless" example of how supposedly "pious" and "god-fearing" men can be more degenerate and dangerous than anyone else.

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Reply #5 - November 07, 2014, 01:01 PM

They probably couldn't afford a Bacha bazi

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Bacheh-baazi (Persian: بچه‌بازی, meaning "playing with kids" in Afghan dialect), also known as bacchá (from the Persian), is a slang term that is commonly used for sexual slavery and child prostitution[1] in which prepubescent and adolescent boys are sold to wealthy or powerful men for entertainment and sexual activities.

On a lighter note:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oq9iIXZ3Rs

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Reply #6 - November 07, 2014, 03:10 PM

Bacha bazi means pedophilia. بچه‌بازی

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Reply #7 - November 08, 2014, 12:38 AM

Quote from: suki on November 07, 2014, 10:32 AM
Naw they found a loophole, cows are halal, sex with bulls is strictly prohibited.

I've seen what comes out of the back-end of cows. I wouldn't want to get that close.
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Reply #8 - November 08, 2014, 01:11 AM

Holy cow!
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Reply #9 - November 08, 2014, 10:37 AM

Quote from: Cornflower on November 07, 2014, 11:52 AM
omg that actually reminds me of a movie where a guy tells a story from his youthful days about having sex with a zebra, and one of the guys curses and then asks "but at least, was it a female zebra?" and another guy answers "well of course, the man isn't a homo!"

Lol…reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDDGvnQDbxM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Reply #10 - November 08, 2014, 12:10 PM

Ah, it's not a true story!
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Reply #11 - November 08, 2014, 01:43 PM

really? he's told it before.
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Reply #12 - November 08, 2014, 04:44 PM

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Reply #13 - November 28, 2014, 12:55 AM

Yeah right, pull the 'udder' one!

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Reply #14 - November 28, 2014, 03:39 PM

^

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Reply #15 - December 09, 2014, 11:08 PM

^^ Hey those penguins must be 'Friesian' in that cold weather.

Yeah that story could be a load of bull.

OK I think you have 'herd' enough cow jokes from me now.

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