And, Peshawar, with a heavy heart, I welcome you to the most messed up club on Earth.
Article and rumors spreading rapidly that one of the Sandy Hook Elementary children was an actor who also mysteriously appeared in Pakistan's shooting:
http://www.martinvrijland.nl/2014/12/19/bewijs-hoax-peshawar-shooting-pakistan-zelfde-jongetje-stierf-al-in-sandy-hook/Small sampling of conspiracy theorists thinking the shooting was staged:

I like to think of myself as a pretty forgiving person and I'm usually fairly understanding, but for the record, and all apologies to everyone else: fuck everyone you see above. Fuck all of you, you garbage human beings, forever and ever, amen.