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 Topic: Relationship post-Islam

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  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #90 - May 03, 2015, 06:55 AM
    How can you dislike tea?
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #91 - May 03, 2015, 10:17 AM
    Bloody yanks.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #92 - May 03, 2015, 12:49 PM
    Quote from: Descent on May 03, 2015, 06:55 AM
    How can you dislike tea?


    Throw it in the fucking harbor with the rest of the fucking poms.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #93 - May 03, 2015, 01:29 PM
    Poms is aussie. Yanks say limeys.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #94 - May 03, 2015, 01:36 PM
    We'll call you Colonialist bastards whatever the fuck we want! Because freedom!
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #95 - May 03, 2015, 03:17 PM
    The language and flag colours makes me think you still haven't gotten over us.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #96 - May 04, 2015, 12:19 AM
    We speak American, I don't know what you're talking about.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #97 - May 04, 2015, 01:23 AM
    Quote from: Descent on May 03, 2015, 06:55 AM
    How can you dislike tea?


    I don't dislike tea. I love tea. I adore tea. I am capable of consuming gallons of tea. I am a fiend for tea. See the problem? So I don't drink it anymore. Or coffee. Same issue.
    If you have a stress disorder, caffeine can exaggerate your symptoms, especially in large quantities. The best thing I ever did for that was to quit.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #98 - May 04, 2015, 03:49 AM
    Well, there's still some pretty good decaf and herbal teas. I used to drink peppermint tea all the time.  yes
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #99 - May 04, 2015, 04:10 PM
    Quote from: asbie on May 04, 2015, 12:19 AM
    We speak American, I don't know what you're talking about.

    Tááshʼaaníí.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #100 - May 04, 2015, 07:11 PM
    Then no high tea, let's just go to the cinema if more ppl are gonna join my date with descent XD
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #101 - May 04, 2015, 08:43 PM
    Gangbang!
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #102 - May 04, 2015, 09:41 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on May 04, 2015, 04:10 PM
    Tááshʼaaníí.


    Totes.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #103 - May 05, 2015, 01:52 AM
    Quote from: lua on May 04, 2015, 03:49 AM
    Well, there's still some pretty good decaf and herbal teas. I used to drink peppermint tea all the time.  yes


    I am addicted to Bengal Spice and all Celestial Seasonings art. I freely admit to it.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #104 - May 05, 2015, 01:53 AM
    Quote from: ladybird on May 04, 2015, 07:11 PM
    Then no high tea, let's just go to the cinema if more ppl are gonna join my date with descent XD


    I don't know how to date. I can hang out, though.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #105 - May 05, 2015, 02:32 AM
    ^I couldn't imagine going on a date, my fear would be not knowing what to talk about and those awkward silences.

    My fav is salted caramel white tea, or an english cup of PG tips..
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #106 - May 05, 2015, 06:10 AM
    I'm still waiting for lua to set me up with her sister or suki to introduce me to her daughter.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #107 - May 05, 2015, 08:18 AM
    Which one, i have a whole hareem of beauties.. 

    Actually theyr'e too young yet, i have a rule of 18 in my house and they somehow obey it wacko The eldest has just started dating, she's at uni, if her strict muslim father knew, he would go beyond crazy, thank goodness he lives in dubai..  : /
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #108 - May 05, 2015, 10:38 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on May 05, 2015, 06:10 AM
    I'm still waiting for lua to set me up with her sister or suki to introduce me to her daughter.


    Ah, you might have to go with suki's daughter, there's a promising young man in my sister's life trying to make their relationship a bit more serious nowadays.  dance
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #109 - May 06, 2015, 01:36 AM
    I discovered the problem with cute Christian girls in your Area!

    They seem to be too busy with friends.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #110 - May 06, 2015, 02:13 AM
    Quote from: suki on May 05, 2015, 08:18 AM
    Which one, i have a whole hareem of beauties.. 

    Well if you're offering all of them, I will accept.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #111 - May 06, 2015, 02:13 AM
    Quote from: asbie on May 06, 2015, 01:36 AM
    I discovered the problem with cute Christian girls in your Area!

    They seem to be too busy with friends.

    Lasso one?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #112 - May 06, 2015, 10:09 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on May 06, 2015, 02:13 AM
    Lasso one?


    She kicks really hard.  Undecided
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #113 - May 07, 2015, 01:34 AM
    Quote from: asbie on May 06, 2015, 10:09 AM
    She kicks really hard.  Undecided


    It's far simpler if you do not aim for the feet.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #114 - May 07, 2015, 01:45 AM
    Sounds like the feet are what you should be aiming for.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #115 - May 07, 2015, 01:52 AM
    I'm talking about soccer you silly geese. Grin
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #116 - May 07, 2015, 02:59 AM
    I am so sorry, Asbie! There are no lassos in soccer. You might have your American sports mixed up. I think you have been hanging out with Brits online too often for too long.
    Go get yourself some coffee and some apple pie. You need a breather.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #117 - May 07, 2015, 03:05 AM
    Quote from: three on May 07, 2015, 02:59 AM
    I am so sorry, Asbie! There are no lassos in soccer. You might have your American sports mixed up. I think you have been hanging out with Brits online too often for too long.
    Go get yourself some coffee and some apple pie. You need a breather.


    These are both true statements and I am wondering how you know them. Have you been having me monitored?

    Also, I was just mentioning how it might be hard to lasso someone with the leg muscles to kick me that hard.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #118 - May 07, 2015, 12:42 PM
    Horses kick harder. Just trust me.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Relationship post-Islam
     Reply #119 - May 07, 2015, 12:52 PM
    Well thank you for inspiring confidence in that then. I'mma lasso me some lasses then, yeehaw!

    Or not.  Tongue
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
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