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 Topic: Happy Ishtar

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  • Happy Ishtar
     OP - April 06, 2015, 10:51 AM
    Happy Fertility & Sex Festival.
  • Happy Ishtar
     Reply #1 - April 06, 2015, 10:53 AM
    Wishing you abundant children and crops.
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  • Happy Ishtar
     Reply #2 - April 06, 2015, 01:22 PM
     fest42
  • Happy Ishtar
     Reply #3 - April 06, 2015, 05:08 PM
     happydance
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Happy Ishtar
     Reply #4 - April 06, 2015, 06:32 PM
    Thank you guys, I appreciate all the celebrations in my name  bunny  bunny bunny 001_wub

    I shall send you my blessings and bestow upon you the gift of a great sex life   cool2
    You are the Universe, Expressing itself as a Human for a little while- Eckhart Tolle
  • Happy Ishtar
     Reply #5 - April 06, 2015, 07:27 PM
    ^^ Grin
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Happy Ishtar
     Reply #6 - April 06, 2015, 07:33 PM
    Quote from: Ishtar90 on April 06, 2015, 06:32 PM
    ....I shall send you my blessings and bestow upon you the gift of a great sex life   cool2

    Ishtar90., let me correct a bit.,

     you being goddess of fertility, its should be   ........"I shall send you my blessings and bestow upon you the gift of a great sex life with 25 kids"....
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Happy Ishtar
     Reply #7 - April 06, 2015, 07:58 PM
    Quote from: yeezevee on April 06, 2015, 07:33 PM
    Ishtar90., let me correct a bit.,

     you being goddess of fertility, its should be   ........"I shall send you my blessings and bestow upon you the gift of a great sex life with 25 kids"....


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy my bad, how could I forget the 25 kids.
    You are the Universe, Expressing itself as a Human for a little while- Eckhart Tolle
  • Happy Ishtar
     Reply #8 - April 06, 2015, 08:16 PM
    Quote from: Ishtar90 on April 06, 2015, 07:58 PM
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy my bad, how could I forget the 25 kids.

     Yap...    goddess please give your blessing  of that "25 kids" to  all the guys who write in to this thread..

    pleeeeease  DO NOT BLESS me  with that..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Happy Ishtar
     Reply #9 - April 06, 2015, 08:18 PM
    Quote from: yeezevee on April 06, 2015, 08:16 PM
    Yap...    goddess please give your blessing  of that "25 kids" to  all the guys who write in to this thread..

    pleeeeease  DO NOT BLESS me  with that..


    I'll bless you with 25 bottles of good wine instead  cool2 Cheesy  sloshed
    You are the Universe, Expressing itself as a Human for a little while- Eckhart Tolle
  • Happy Ishtar
     Reply #10 - April 06, 2015, 08:44 PM
    Quote from: Ishtar90 on April 06, 2015, 06:32 PM
    I shall send you my blessings and bestow upon you the gift of a great sex life   cool2


    At last a god worth worshiping.
  • Happy Ishtar
     Reply #11 - April 06, 2015, 09:59 PM
    This thread lacks HAYYA. It shall only be restored once the false idol Ishtar is sacrificed.
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Happy Ishtar
     Reply #12 - April 06, 2015, 10:19 PM
    Quote from: Jedi on April 06, 2015, 09:59 PM
    This thread lacks HAYYA. It shall only be restored once the false idol Ishtar is sacrificed.


    You just need some extra loving Jedi  Wink Surrender and give in to the mighty Ishtar  cool2 bunny
    You are the Universe, Expressing itself as a Human for a little while- Eckhart Tolle
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